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How to choose a scientific director?
very simple. He will want to kill you.

XXX: What do you do?
XXX How?
YYY: You can't fix it, I'm doing what I do

In general, when I was small, then quite small - a few months from the family, my ancestors gave an apartment new, in a new house, beauty! new FSE - furniture, wallpaper, etc. Caroach, my dear parents left me, sorry, unshakable, lying on the couch, and themselves leaned on the kitchen to bury. I was lying on my stomach, and there should be trouble, my young body, not yet accustomed to the pot, decided to do a dirty thing. Followed by Mom’s words:
"We are sitting with my father in the kitchen, and strange sounds from the room - the shuttle - Katy Rhodes, the shuttle - Katy Rhodes, the shuttle - Katy Rhodes... sent his father for reconnaissance. A second later, the father’s cry: “Hey, your mother!” Fu Fu Fu Fu Fu Fu Fu Fu Fu Fu Fuand "
What did Katya do? After emptying the baby's stomach, sorry, on her own ass, she arranged a toy - she reached her ass with her heels, and then, already stained, she slipped around the wall clothed with new wallpapers. From the sight of the new petch came in angry enthusiasm!
The moral of this fairy tale - watch out for the children! Maybe Picasso is sleeping in it.

Yogurt with new tastes.
Yogurt "Eternally Living" with pieces of Lenin.
Yogurt with garbage from the keyboard "Programming".
Yogurt with pieces of wood "Buratino".
Yogurt with pieces of nails "Nerve".
Yogurt "Gold of the country" with oil.
Yogurt "Student" with pieces of granite science. There are eight in the set.
the cup.

Hello to everyone!! Who needs my cell phone?? to
MadBrat: For how much?
The girl left the chat.

X: Fuck, how is he there... How is the name of the Greek god? The Postman of the Gods
YYY: The Peckin?

I went to the store to exchange a thousand. Everything has passed, nobody changes, they say nothing. Well, I think I need to buy the thread, then I will live to find it. I remembered that there is no toilet paper at home, I think I will buy it. The further dialogue:
Give me toilet paper.
It is finished.
Well, then exchange at least a thousand.
Oh, you’re going to take the newspaper, right? Translating the money?? to
I refused and left in confusion. Only five minutes later I realized what the seller thought of me.

This incident happened to my friend in one of the Moscow shops a couple of years ago:

Friend: can I get a pack of "petra lungs"?
Seller: "Petra" No
D: What do you have?
Q: What do you want?
Q: I want "petra lung"
P: "Petra" is not!
Q: So what do you have?
Q: So what do you want?
Q: I really want a package of "petra lungs"...
...

I stayed here at home for two days.
and ZZZ:
XXX:Marina and I ran, the night was, I run shorter and I don't see what is enclosed with a chain of iron, at the level of the knees.I so squeezed with the whole body together))then I lay for another 3 minutes to get up could not get to the house,the house was lying and all.to get up could not all hurt.and laughter and sin is shorter.
Q: Do you know why they fled?
In short, I was on a diet, and in the night I broke the bread, and I say to Marina, we run home to shed calories.

Can you drink cognac with salad?
222: Usually so it is drunk...chocolate and lemon this was invented by us

He walked quietly on the street, not touching anyone. A man comes in and asks to be understood. Let me repent, or go to court, then they will call. But suddenly he gave a mega argument! "Help the menta plant!"
I am overwhelmed! In general, it was understood by the identification of the mint, which on May 9, the guys somewhat messed in the monkey.
So one of them filed a complaint against him at the prosecutor’s office!
A man took his hand for courage.

HH: What are you doing? and :)
I am thinking about my role in the universe.
Q: Can I say the same when I’m going to pin too? and :)

On behalf of all employees:

On behalf of
All directors and managers!
Suki, well quickly closed and march to work!!!! to
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So here is! 🙂! to

If you have nothing to do:
1) Try to turn your lower lip straight (without your hands)
Repeat the procedure with the mouth open.
And again, do point 2 in front of the mirror.
Agree, the concept of "dumb" bleaches compared to what is seen :)

Going to roll the meat.

The Winter:
Over the head...

The Winter:
This early barbaric custom came to us from our dreamy past.

The Winter:
When our predecessors hunted the beast in the woods, they dragged it into the center of the village and rolled it over their heads, shouting at the same time, "Look, what a healthy jumping fuffny I dropped!"and "

The Winter:
It was considered to be especially chic, to open the carcass, to throw into the side of your cellar and, breaking the wall, to get exactly into the boiler standing in the oven... Therefore, the windows in the cellars tried to orient precisely to the center of the village, fearing to be exposed to overloads and already shallow structures.

The Winter:
The epic fail was considered not to get into his own cell, but in a strange one, because, according to the established custom, there is no extradition from the house.

What this is!! to
I am a software engineer and she is a lawyer.
And at the same time she sits behind the compound and breaks the wolf - she has, you see, a raid! I sit down and regret the lack of attention.

Who has seen decent mangals in sale? Where to take them?
YYY: You should have done it yourself last year?
Zzz: And he escaped to kill Sarah Connor

You shouldn’t be ashamed that man came from a monkey, but you shouldn’t show that either.

I spoke to a familiar Cuban.
I study Spanish little by little, the knowledge is not enough - we generally communicate in English.
I remember our Gallina Blanca, which in my university years in the 90s was cheered with appetite by students, and which was translated as “White Chicken.”
What about a Japanese chicken? I ask.
and pollo.
What is “Gallina”?
How do you know this word? She is surprised.
I thought it was chicken in Spanish.
- In fact you are right, "gallina" is also a chicken, but, as you can explain, it is such an old chicken that no longer carries eggs, and it is also not suitable for meat... I know that in those hungry times in Cuba some still made some soup from it.
I understand.
Everything got to its place.

Medvedev issued a decree banning him from being called Vladimir
by Vladimirovich.