Welcome to you, Collective Mind!
I want everyone to soon find the guy/girl of their dreams and – oh, a miracle! It was a dream for him too!
Let the second half meet! =) is

to this:
The son in the DR was presented with a plastic arbalet with a hand attachment. So the husband grabbed this miracle and ran around the apartment with the screams: "I am a rainbow, the captain of the Gorgonites!"
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And how many people of those who plussanous remember who are the gorgonites?

The most common type of anal sex is when a person is trying to fuck a mosquito, and he instead of his head - his ass

Note from a friend:
So a friend came to me for tea with peelings. Well, we sit, we drink a cup, we talk... we discuss intellectual issues, and suddenly he climbs into his pocket for something and finds someone there to work. Not their own, but their employees.
He picked it up quickly and said the following:

Hello Hello Hello! I wore my pants here, and you know I found it.

It’s good ?"

The ordinary life of an ordinary cat is an unattainable dream of almost every man.

and YXU:
At the age of 17, she published a novel that was forbidden to read to children under the age of 18.
and)))
by Vurdal:
She is a writer, not a reader.)

Response to Mail.ru

Question: How many calories are in an apple and regular white bread?

The best answer:
I don't know how many colours are in an apple, but I'm having my birthday today and I'm sitting at a friend's house drunk. If something is wrong, forgive me.

She says: Hi! Let us meet.
Hi... let’s try.
She: What are you doing? How is it? What music do you like?
It: Patch core, layer, chamber
She is Tiffany! You are a prison bastard, you listen!! So far!! to
Contact has deleted itself

It is O_O

I heard the most cruel message today. The girl quarreled with the guy and at the end shouted "Pizduj Dom-2 see". Standard "go to fucking" nervously smoking

My friend is a system administrator. sent me recently by internal mail from Inet file. Print it, it’s just for you. useful in life. Well, I don't look to print on the laser printer, it is on the desk of the head of the department. He cried out in a minute: “Taaak!” Whose is it printed? I scream, it is mine!! I need it urgently!! He says go Olka. Take it. You really need it urgently.
I am going to take. and there -
How to properly mine.

Russian by their eyes, part two.

In the sun, a mother and a small child walk, only learned to speak. The mother has a toy in her hands, the child draws to her and asks: “Give, give, give!”

And next to him is an American...Do you know what it looks like for him?
The child points his hand to his mother and cries out to her: "Die, die, die!" and no one around such words of the child are surprised. Hitchcock and King are nervously smoking on the side.

The curtain.

Once a blind man was sitting on the stairs of a building with a hat at his feet and a sign "I am blind, please help!"
One man passed by and stopped. He saw a disabled man who had only a few coins in his hat. He threw him a couple of coins and without his permission wrote new words on the tablet. He left her to the blind man and left.
In the afternoon he came back and saw that the hat was full of coins and money. The blind man recognized him by his steps and asked if he wasn’t the man who re-written the sign. He also wanted to know exactly what he wrote.
He replied, “There is nothing that is false. I just wrote it a little differently". He smiled and left.
The new inscription on the tablet was this: “It’s spring now, but I can’t see it...”
I’m stuck, but I don’t remember where.

Living in a small military town where everyone knows each other and where, for this reason, to walk 500 meters takes an hour, in connection with the fact that EVERYONE stops talking, sometimes you want to go out with a pre-made poster: How are you doing? – Okay; I will not give money to get sick; When I will be given an apartment – I don’t know; I work; Minister of Defense – Gondon; Yes, they’re sure;

The Fraphocca:
The fucking baby!
The TIFU! Baby Baby!

An article in the journal "Telenedel",dedicated to cheese, is titled "Born in the Name of the Hole!" p. 76 to 77

I’m 32, I’m a virgin, but it stresses me differently.

Life does not miss an opportunity to fuck those who are proud of their sexual attractiveness.

Orthodox church in the historic center of St. Petersburg. Just finished singing, the temple is empty, and only at the candlestick stands a cloudy presbyter, and around him a crowd of treasurers (in the world they are still called accountants), a young woman:
- Father, you know, these are the ones that old lady is singing today
They brought them, and they thanked them so later: say, and the priest served so.
well, and the choir sang wonderfully, and in general, - they said, - this is what we have in
The temple atmosphere is good.
The master is all in the same dark position of the spirit:
And what did you answer them? “Come back, bring more?”

The little boy in the zoo, admired by the elephant he saw, asks his father to buy him at least one:
We just can’t feed him! He tries to “take off.”
The Father.
Then let’s take the one in front of whom it is written, “Feeding is forbidden!”

xxxx is on sale.
YYY: What are you giving?
XXX is puzzled. My son from school came.