The work of British masters. The Mexican Gulf. Picture of oil.

The entrance is usual: a home phone, smoking in olive banks, in the elevator.
And here – between the first and second floors, just under the mailboxes – no one brought. very large. and brown. and glossy. The Spiral of Archimedes. On the first day, we spotted, grumbled, sympathized with the neighbors. Neighbors did not need sympathy and on the second day solved the problem unstandardly and aesthetically: they poured a bunch of sugar sand. White currant with yellow spots. Truffle in Russian. Fuck the sugar.

British scientists have discovered that I eat nothing unclear

If you’re constantly being killed by news and comments about them, why don’t you mind it?

So you say to the microwave "I go, I go"?? to

Tumbi4: So why does the window calculator refuse to divide 529 by 23?
KyCTuK: What did you take?
Tumbi4: I don’t share it
KyCTuK: 23 * 23 = 529 ))
Tumb4: and to share?
KyCTuK: 529 \ 23 = 23 is not stupid
Tumbi4: the calculator does not divide
KyCTuK: What does he say?
Tumbi4: the first time you press straight, and nothing happens,
Tumbi4: the second time you press 1
KyCTuK: Well because 529 \ 23 = 23 \ 23 = 1
KyCTuK: I assure you that you have the same problem with a regular calculator...

to this:

Listening to the news on the radio:
"Saudi firefighters were allowed to rescue women during the fire."...and before that what did they do with them?
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Before that, it was forbidden to rescue women without a curtain.
15 schoolgirls burned alive because the guards and teachers did not let them go.
Bring it to the interested.

Q: What did you do with that girl?
Tagged with: AGA
HH: And how is she?
norm. sympathetic, with humor everything is okay. there is a minus...
HH: What is it?
I came to meet my boyfriend!! >_<

Did you know that Rowling filed a lawsuit against Dmitry Emtza? for plagiarism. In some countries, his books were banned. For example, in the Netherlands...
and Ura! Even if one country is fighting this evil at the state level!
Do you have a list of banned books in the Netherlands? They are... two! “Mein Kampf” and “Tanya Grotter”

The old, old

He enters the audience and publishes:
and salutation. This is test. You see me?

Foolish and old. Better than any of the WTFs published here.

to this:

From an interview with the head coach of the hockey team:

Would you prefer to play in the quarterfinals late or in the afternoon?

We would rather play in the quarter-finals.

You have already got there.

Even more so.
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Is our hockey coach a half-liter mouse?

Attention to students!

On-line consultation on the website of urology:
I end up seeing my own sperm.

Excellent example of infinite recursion

Something lately attracts me to men younger than me.
That’s because you’ve been 48 years old.

This is >
A well-known hop recently came from the army, not used to the new job yet. He tells us:
We sit with the boys in the yard, drink beer, all quietly peaceful.
Soon there was a noise, like "Atas, minty-e-y!"
The people somehow stumbled whoever, through fences, garages, gardens, through gaps.
Everyone is running, I am running.
I run, and I think, what am I running for? There is no knife with me, no grass with me, no neighborhood. I don’t hear anything like that, like I haven’t barked lately.
Yes, and myself two months already as a senior sergeant of the militia...

The reflex, however...
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This is the kind of police guard us.

The xxx:
Strange house...to my kiss kiss responded two cats, a dog and a frog from where it came...

Why are you so evil today?
I put a label on the calendar that Ebla has critical days! Do not break!* is
Well, I haven’t been sealed yet...

Ladies and gentlemen, I have a basic question to the ornithologists!
The bubble! Is it possible to teach birds to hide on cars with flashes?

I said in the morning, I want you, fuck me, sweet. And you? - to work, let's go in the evening... and now everything - you... red days of the calendar (
YYY: Sorry, Zay... who knew. and really, the way to the snack)
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Only in our case - x*i for breakfast ((

With words...
When my brother was young (2 years old) he often wrote at night and to make it less frequent, his parents decided to limit drinking at night. The mother regretted the poor child and gave him a drink if he asked very much, but the father beat the pope for screaming "Drink."
The story itself
A man stands in his bed and cries:
To drink, to drink, to drink.
And then the father appears at the door, the brother not ceasing to scream:
Cheesecakes, Cheesecakes and Cheesecakes!! to

<Morituri> fuck, that new girlfriend is so strange
<Monty> Theresa is here and you are corresponding with her. So why am I strange?
<Morituri> oh shit, sorry I meant another.
<Monty> Which other???? to