Amdi
One day, a very nice biker called me to a restaurant, and I said I had a boyfriend.

Stray
A girl here recently left her phone alone, I also told her that I have a girlfriend.

Stray
You and I are two short.

The fun farmer.
17:42 NikitaSergeich Khrushchev came to your farm and stole 2 corn.

when a set in the search line google phrases "pigs can't fly" he kindly suggested "Russian airlines"

Alex (01:03:17 12/08/2009)
I’m epically tired of this pale carnival.

Marina (01:03:59 12/08/2009)
Our whole life is a carnival.

Alex (01:04:12 12/08/2009)
I am talking about a shopping center.

YYY: Well tell me the rate of the dollar is not today?
YYY: Oh, not to you
Is that how you do Google searches?

The more suicides, the fewer they are.

Today is the day of the angel!
Brad: So is it? Is the church against?

A friend, in the summer after the successful completion of the 11th class (without a trio), already after entering a good university for a free branch, earned himself a summer vacation, stumbling on the construction of some building. And one day, when there was a heavy rain, he dropped a hole under the garbage, naturally all dirty, wet, by the belt in the water. A mother and a little child pass by, and the mother, pointing to my friend, says to the son: "Look, son, you will be studying badly, you will have to work like an uncle!"

by 111
so that you can help with the network settings, I can't configure so that the rest of the computers can come out through me and also the question which password I can't enter the network in the computer

by 222
I am here caroche like I was in school now I don't understand the habit when the signs of interruption put nihua incomprehensible

April 17, 1945 – Leading Soviet pilot-as Ivan Kozhedub over Berlin was attacked by American P-51 fighters and shot down two aircraft. As the commander of his air division Savitsky said: "These victories are at the expense of future war."

The BBC Russian
Kenya's largest jewelry specialist killed
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They killed in Kenya.
and fold!
:D

The X-Files are running!
Wow, and this is one of the main causes of accidents on Russian roads!

and Lexeich:
I have no cowardice to go out of the house down, it's like a coward of mine.

[01:40:52] <xxx> I went to the bar for beer, met the boss... I drank beer at the expense of the boss and got a weekend until Monday. ppc

In the continuation of the most terrible nightmare: make sandwiches, pour tea, bring all this to bed, wrap in a blanket and forget the TV controller.
........................................................................
From annoyance nervously jump out of bed, pour tea, send sandwiches down on the floor, crack out, look for a controller for half an hour, and then find out that he was already in bed and was hiding under your ass.

Red: The favorite water of the ladies
I woke up at two o’clock at night and said I want a pear.
LORDSoftware: Give her a potato
LORDSoftware: Per the demand will not understand

The funny thing is elections. Even those in power scream that the country is in the ass and something needs to be decided.

The Warcraft Channel
Q: Can you tell me how to become a server?
bbb: die and re-born in the body of the processor.

EAZY> bl#t, not in vain my eyelid from the morning was shaking - the virus bugs on the flash were pulled. I have sex with computers today.
TT> if you have sex today, you will have sex all day.
EAZY> I don’t think I’ll get pleasure from it
TT> and you imagine instead of comp me. I am lying in front of you in a transparent black lingerie... Do with me whatever you want...
EAZY> I slowly insert a formatting command into you, with pleasure watching the elegant black underwear gradually disappear and be replaced by a pseudo tattoo, the eyes become provocatively monochrome, and you beg me - INSERT BOOT DISK...
TT> No bootable device - insert boot disk and press ENTER... Enter... Enter...

I work in a sales company, today came a customer:
LADA KALININA... roasted for a long time... she wasn’t offended ?