XXX: The Everywhere Cat
Yyy: Everywhere sucking cat

We had a beautiful blond girl at work.
A very active girl, but she scares me with her questions like: "Which note is better? Root of Drave or Pentium? I am lost. I don’t know what to answer her?

After she authoritatively stated that the DVD was recorded incorrectly because the CD-ROM was unable to read it, I recovered for 15 minutes. During that time, she almost managed to convince me...

After she removed the main page of the site, I understood why backups are needed and why we all have guest rights without exception.

I used to think that blondes are a myth made to have fun. But now I understand – no! This is the harsh truth!

A serious young black man came to me in the store. I wanted to be a game department seller (we have a CD, DVD, MP3 store, etc.) I filled out the questionnaire and left. I died from the survey:
F.I.O. Matumba Le Jop
Location of Sierra Leone
Next Place of Work: Sierra Leone People's Army
Cause of care: Killed the field commander and most of the squadron
Additional matches for knowledge:
What novelty you bought - AK74 with a subwoofer machine gun
Favorite programs and games - fire control system
From what sources do you learn about multimedia news- When my squad rob and burn a village of rebels, we take their journal
Give a definition of the genre of RPG - hand anti-tank grenade
Name the new audio-book – address of the president to the people
What genre is the game:
"Civilizacion" - simulation of the field commander
"War on Terror.Cleaning" is something bad.
Name the best translator-translator Jamal, sadly killed.
This is such a terrible nigger.

I saw it on a psychological forum.

Anonymous: What is my problem? When I drink a lot, I go to the bathroom and shave my legs completely (and they are very hairy). Could that be a sign of my unsatisfied problem? Or maybe what does psychoanalysis say about this? Thanks in advance.

After a few comments

Johnny: Milla, it turns out, I’m not just brewing my legs drunk, but I’m also squeezing on the forums (...

On March 13, 1989, Timothy Berners-Lee invented the Internet. Congratulations to Comrade! :)

I propose to create more Super Olympic Games where any doping will be allowed. and c)

today bought pelmeni for lunch, came home, I look, and on each smiling smiley, half a kilogram of smiling pelmeni, I regret throwing them into the boil :(

He: Who are you going to do?
I want a Russian language teacher!
and good luck)

to this:
The cat shakes on a new linoleum in a square of sunlight on the floor. The sun moves, the square rolls, this furry cattle instead of raising its ass and moving for a couple of steps pulls out its legs, occasionally squeezes its nails into the linoleum and pulls its body.
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I had a cat, eight years ago. Lenny to disgrace, and this is how I look at the picture. He lies almost on the edge of the couch, and the couch is low, and instead of just getting up and jumping from it, he bends his back about once a minute, thus pushing himself to the very edge. And in the end he "flows" gently down the floor with his head.

Police in the capital district of Columbia (USA) are looking for a man on charges that he broke into a private house and fell asleep on the bed next to a woman sleeping there.
As on Tuesday, January 12, the radio station WTOP, a resident of Washington's Glover Park district on Sunday morning, waking up, found in her bed an unknown sleeping man.
Screaming, the woman frightened the attacker, and he immediately fled.
An unknown man broke into the homes of sleeping women in the expensive capital area of Georgetown at night and arranged for the night in their beds, hugging the victims. In all cases, the perpetrator was hiding after a frightened cry of the owner who woke up in the morning.

Kisa said, “Where are you from?”
Fred said: I came from Hamburg here :)
Isaiah said, “Why do you pull all the castles into the stall?”

I decided to put the shuher on my computer desk many years later. I found a check of the times of the height of student life and the beginning of our life with our wife - joint. Dated December 2006:

1st Stack Plastic
2nd package
Three Plastic wolves
4 is Tagged with.contact
5 is The Double Discovery
6 is The boy
7 is The boy
8 is The boy
9 is The boy
10 is The boy

Only 500 rubles. Have fun, the fucker!

Do you have a camera facing the wall?
In any case...

From an interview with the chief cardiologist Krasnodar: “I promised my son to see the Doctor House season with him and kept the promise. But I will tell you, we have such half-hospital doctors"
O_O

I’m sitting down, the cat rushes over... he seemed to have a fist, and started moving his ears, fucks(((

I called a friend, gave such a dialogue.
I have not seen you for a hundred years, I am near your house, go out and smoke.
I am not at home, can you wait for the clock?
(I hear a girl’s voice in the back)
I am in my...
I (remembering that his girlfriend like Anya is called) with Anya what?
Not from the other...
Someone cried out, then the noise as if something fell, the last thing I heard were his words "for what?" and then the connection broke, I did not decide to call again)))))
As long as the topal home smiled at 32 teeth =))))

XXX is
You like to beat bab.

YYYY
Are you hypnotizing me?

If you plant a million monkeys for printing machines...
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
and make them messy to knock on the keys... Then one day, one of them, accidentally fuck three volumes of “War and Peace.”
WOW and CHO?
WHY – WHY! We make a logical conclusion: 1 kq of monkeys is equal to Leo Tolstoy
Go to Britain! There are people like you who love...

In the previous work, we only dealt with questionnaires of recruited promotions.
And there was the question:" family status"
And one fellow replied:"I live with my grandmother"...

J: Are you another one?
D is yes.
Q: Do you need a telephone?
J is 18 years old.
J: 3 size
J is blonde
J: The ideal figure
Pump in the package?