Online Diagnosis

>>> If an adult man cries over a song, it is an indication that it is a refined, refined home boy raised by a mommy (not a mommy, namely a mommy).

From yes, the whole breathing tearwashing "Russian chanson" is for such "refined" and written, without a bazar.

The story of the Cinderella tells us that the main thing for any girl is to stay beautiful until midnight. Well, how lucky is it.

Not an anecdote. State Committee on Budgeting.
Member of the Committee 1:
And why did they spend so much money on developing the laser direction? It is a nuclear university. Let them work with their nuclear technology! Why start with a clean list?
Member of the Commission No. 2, polite and insecure:
Well, as far as I remember, they have something on the lasers. Maybe two or three decades have been working in this direction.
Where are the results?
Member of the Commission No. 3, darkly:
Working longer. They actually invented the laser. Although there are three Nobel Prizes - Basov, Prochorov and Towns...

In the capital metro launched a thematic train "Russia, aimed at the future". He rides on the ring.

According to the recipe "We add melted cheese, mix well and turn off the fire", I cooked Russian cheese "Friendship" for half an hour, and it remained cubes.

From the news:
Deputy Artem Badyukov claims that journalists broke into the school meal kit and threw a rat there.
Journalists say the MP is lying.
The rat cannot comment on the situation - it is dead.

In hell there is definitely a special place for girls who rub "I am not ready for a serious relationship now" only to begin to build plans for a wedding with another in 1-6 months"
Then there are for men rubbing the same, and after 4 months already married to others.

Get rid of it!

From personal experience.
At his wife, the trummy was tightly wrapped with pots, bubbles, tubes and other tufts. Places this exhibition was covered with a thick layer of dust. Attempts to get there with the question "Why do you all this" were resolutely stopped, up to scandals. "I need it all"
Washed, but unclothed clothes were rolled on the couch, chairs, chairs with stacks. of weeks.
In general, it lived, it seems, on the principle of "free surfaces should not be". Sometimes I took the situation into my own hands, scratching another storm. I was praised, smiled, and by the end of the day the released surface was safely covered with a layer of new pieces.
I live alone now. When strangers come to visit, they are first impressed by cleanliness and order. They call my apartment the "exhibition model", the "killer’s apartment". I was asked if I had hired a maid.
These are gender stereotypes.

I lay my laundry so that the cat would lie on it, still warm.

I lie in the hospital. The doctor came for examination and survey: asking how much the temperature, if the throat hurt, was it, was it... and suddenly such a “was in Spain?” I was wildly surprised, I say yes. She asks – and where? I was even more surprised - I speak in Tenerife, in Madrid... Now she was wildly surprised)))) It turned out that she was asking about rashes on the body. And I had already thought that in Spain some sickness goes, and they hide from us :)

Who left the green tea in the cooker?
He is black.
No, he is green.

Zzzz: Nicholas, have you forgotten the dictionary on the press? They write here. The Silver Panasonic.
xxx: I don’t have a dictionary, Alexander.
Zzzz: There is a plan. Let’s ask another question: Nicholas, do you want a dictionary? The Silver Panasonic?

<Julio> Ah, this hemorrhoidal ointment just like a shower balsam...
<Pedro> Well, I’ll know where your soul is.

From the art blog: “How do women get stronger breasts? This is a question that has plagued painters for centuries.”

There are two countries on the globe: Russia and Israel. They say there is somewhere else in the United States, but whoever has seen it must be lying.
What people are pulling to Israel is unclear. Even more unclear is how they are still alive there at all – HELL!

Well, if the US is there, then it’s okay! The truth is there, to raise the farm in general, you do not need to live in the hell on the bullets, guard it with a gun in your hands and smell it from morning to evening. Everyone knows that in the U.S. officials themselves valentine on the fields!

As for Israel, a joke will help you:
When a Jew died, they decided to send him to hell in heaven. He got into the elevator and started going down. Driving a long time. The elevator finally stopped.
Around the field without an end. The gardens further. at the horizon. He is a Jew, and he does not know where he is. Suddenly he sees a man on a tractor. He went to him:
Brother, is it hell?
and Hell.
Why is it so beautiful here?? to
You would have seen it in the 48th!

My friends do business in Israel, the United States, Argentina, Africa, India... And horror, in Russia! You won’t believe, comrade, it’s hard for everyone. Everyone pulls out.
But you can sit and wait until the officials repent and come to ask you to open the case. Also honestly.

xxx: in Russia there are a lot of enchanted places, where time flows a little slower, and in these

The post office of the Russian Federation was built.

On the subject of cleaning.
Washing, cleaning and cooking is not difficult. No car loading. But! It is hard psychologically. The same every day, several dozen mini-tasks and mini-plans to keep in mind. This is a distraction to the little things, such as removing someone’s forgotten cup or wiping out the mirror. And, most importantly, unlike work or play, where the achieved result is visible and the brain rewards you for it with all kinds of strings, such as endorphins, homework is an endless cycle without end and edge, boring and monotonous.
And there is no internal encouragement, and instead of gratitude humiliation and depreciation.

did not try to go out for those who would draw more bouquets, and who before you was in order at home?

I will surprise you a little. I got married to a student who lived in a dormitory and of course did everything himself. He washed his shirts in his laundry, cooked meals... So he stopped doing anything about the household after moving to me. Even the plate to the washing machine could not bring, so on the table and remained if I had lunch in my absence. Now I understand that "he was not married to wash the dishes". And then - she was in love like a cat, she did not notice anything around her.

Here is this:
Well, a man just needs to eat and fuck off the ideal woman. And the ideal man consists of such contradictory hoodies that no Boston Dynamics can program.

To eat, to chew, so that she didn’t sit on her neck – earned a little less than him, children were, and healthy and fed, at home so that it was clean, the look of the goods, of course, must beined – the ass there pumped, the butt removed, the legs shaved, of course, silent so that all the time and with everything agreed, yes. And that’s more and nothing needs to be done – what’s that difficult?

It’s funny that men usually don’t want to participate in all this. Often even making money. And the woman - "ideal", with her product appearance and healthy fed children and a cozy home, or suffers from the fact that a man is aware of his inferiority and tries to play with her with his endless fingers, or (often) understands that she needs such a man, since he constantly offers her to fuck everything alone, - because from his point of view, "what's difficult here." Indeed, if she does everything by herself, it is not difficult for him.

Washing or not washing
The classic is:
Never wash your hands.
The neck, ears and face.
This is stupid occupation.
It leads to nothing.
His hands are torn again.
The neck, ears and face.
Why waste your strength,
Time to lose.
Shedding hair is useless.
There is no sense.
Old age by itself.
He swallows the head.
by Gregory Oster