Conscience does not allow on May 9 to drive a car of German assembly.

My grandfather's friend, Misha, was a frightened but at the same time a lieutenant of artillery.
He commanded this friend with a machine of shelling fire (as it is now called) called "Katyusha". Well or badly commanded, but the machine was running on a scratch properly squinted.
In the summer of 1942, a division was relocated near Stalingrad.
"Katyush", one of the cars on the road banally stunned (autoprom is autoprom that in 1942 that in 2010). They were dug up, repaired, as they could by false means. It was naturally repaid for a successful repair. They pursued theirs. According to the Russian tradition and reliability of the cards naturally lost.
Step, the road is unclear where, and suddenly they see a pillar of dust in the step.
Brake the binoculars to the eyes - a German tank column. Pret - as at home - loudly as at the parade, over the tower loops chollen mouths of frits.
Uncle Misha, whether out of fear, or out of greed after the alcohol - unfolds the car with the front wheels in the square ("Katyusha" weapon is terrible, but the targeting is almost zero, and scratches only with a veil on the squares) and gives a salve with almost a straight clue. They burned the first rows, and there was panic. 8 tanks at the moment.
Well, “Katyusha” under the noise – “feet my feet”...
Did uncle Misha Hero (crew of Glory) and only picked out immediately for a delay from the vacation to the square for 20 minutes (only after the award - well not recorded in the penalty) the person was the square for another day.
Moscow was standing.
It would sound like a fairy tale – but General Paulus really stopped the offensive for a day. Those days, German intelligence searched for the positions of our troops. They could not believe in one.
Katyusha shot himself out of drunken horror.
This resulted in the formation of the Stalingrad militia.
And Uncle Misha ended the war as a captain in Dresden.
He died in the 75th eternal memory of you uncle Micho!! to

In America, there are roads that have been built but forgot to mark on the map.
In Russia, there are roads that have been marked on the map, but forgot to build.

The dark sun. Rehearsal of the general rehearsal of the parade on Red Square. It would seem, why kill the murderer of the murderer of the murderer?! But Donzov was no longer stopped"

<Ki$$a> well, I’ll even kiss you! ^ ^ ^
<Sh[i]ver> no, you are terrible =(
<Ki$$a> Do you want me to give you everything then?
<Sh[i]ver> No
<Ki$$a> nuu, beaka, broke up here :`(
<Ki$$a> guess, you called me awful?

<ngry> when I was in the kindergarten we were playing in the battlefield
<ngry> has always been a puzzle for who is white and who is red
<ngry> or who are Germans and who are ours
<ngry> so before the war never reached

Lukashenko on Belarusian TV:

"And to you, veterans, the only command is to live"

She: So...he’s 9.5 cm tall...and then becomes almost twice as long?
He is: upset
She: *Lito envy that the breasts are not so bored during sex >........< *

The beginning of the end 0_0
WOW: In what sense?
xxx: I watched porn with a young couple in the bathroom and watched more on the plate, thinking, this is how you should do it.

M: So what are you doing?
Tag: I am upset
I’m painting naked men.
M: O_o
Mostly without skin.
M: O_O
Sometimes without muscles.
Mostly in parts.
M is blueberry!!...
J: "Anatomy for artists!"

here here :

xxx: Today my daughter and I look at the political map: she names the country, and I show her it on the map. He says: "Russia", I show, it is: "Oh, how huge you are!". Calls "Germany", I show it:
- "Paaap, it is much less than Russia"
- "Now yes"
“Did Hitler see this map when he attacked us?”
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In a note...

Ywsf: You know, Nicole invented a new fun. I bought alcohol and cotton, and in the subway from leather bags you wash the afftographs of all the stars there.
Tagged with: yy
Ywsf: I warned you as a friend.
I’ll probably warn half-runnet.

The wicked is more wicked than the wicked.

XXX: I can’t do anything.
Rise up from the chair, you put your hands on.

Can you prove that you are in the photo?(They are :
Noah: How is it?? to
Vadim: Well I don't know (: first you need to check if you are a girl (: how many days are your socks?(They are :
I don’t wear clothes!!! to
You have to understand them (:
Nude : well! 4 days
All be Frankenstein’s monster.

What logic can we talk about in a country where the statements "I got the crown" and "I didn't get the shit" mean in the world?
Is the accuracy the same?

No one has ever encountered such a fusion as zoophilia, machine faking, and triple penetration with one aunt at the same time. Maybe something cozy.

And the clowns! Certainly clowns. No, I have not met. But I understand you.

It is necessary to introduce a crossword test instead of EGE, I think this method of testing students will reflect the knowledge of those more accurately.
In mathematics, you can decide.

the best diagnosis of holes in the teeth (((((

YYY :
I want

The xxx :
Sing to

YYY :
I do not know what

The xxx :
Close your eyes and touch your finger.

The xxx :
What you find and eat.

YYY :
The cat

The xxx :
Pleasant appetite