From the film Phobos:

xxx - mobile phones outside the area of action of the network - it is terrible, terribly scary...

Maybe that's why some people are in the elevator xD

I bought an office knife. I decided to try it on paper. It turned out to be very sharp. I liked it, I cut out a lot of paper.
Let me not go away, but I am a shredder!

The Cat. by Odin. I am.

I sent a text message to a friend (if you don’t sleep, call), in 20-30 minutes he enters the aska:

HHH
I just fell asleep - the breaker eats, I go out on the balcony the car is calm. I had to go out to see what we were doing. The phone was in the car and the SMS came, the motion sensors worked. of the shit. Good afternoon mega shock

WOWU
Forgive me c3

xxx: the day I went to Zaporozhye... the bus is chewing for two hours from the Dnieper

I slept and I had a dream.

xxx: that the Earth, in addition to the atmosphere, the biosphere and so on, some field in which all information accumulates.

The Noosphere! It is genius! Continue to

xxx: and I logically reasoned that it has a structure like the database.

xxx: and all the dream tried to form a SQL request to look back into the past

Fuck you, fuck you

And I just found the lost socks, after washing in the washing machine and drying on ropes... Do you know where?! to
In the sleeve! She didn’t have time to digest it simply :D

I have a cat lying eggs here, more precisely what is left of them.
Q: What about your eggs? and ROFL
XXX is fucking. Not with me, but next to me.

to this:
The authorities are planning to raise the salary of Russians to $ 2,700; this is probably a mistake, and it was meant by the year 2700.
_________________________
No, here is a mistake in fame "quarterpay"

MissleMike
Today in the dining room I noticed and asked for a chicken cottage instead of a chicken cottage.
I couldn’t get back immediately. He apologized and said that he did not really mean a chicken but a chicken.
catshoo
The cook appreciated your originality. Wait for a new dish tomorrow "Coffee chicken".

XXX: A Funny Story
How proteins are made
yyy: I hope you are about organic compounds

In the news, the Chinese saw a snowman caught in the forest.
This is Fedor Konyukhov.

Neither school, nor personal life, nor dance, nor health. N and X I

Fuck you, why do you?

<@Hemul> The first network administration championship starts in Belarus
<@Hemul> I imagine: "the team of administrators from Bobruisk technically bypasses the enemy firewall, restarts the switch!.... HYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!and "

I went here recently to my grandmother, sat down, told my grandmother how the DVD player works, turned around, and she put the rubber from the pipette on her tongue and tries to get this rubber into the nostrils, rejoices, laughs, smiles...
This is the right generation. You win the German, you can relax a little!

The real story. A crowded bus. A girl standing next to the driver talks on the phone with her young man, persistently proving to him that he really is on the bus, because the driver plays music loudly. During her next: "I'm really on the bus" the driver, turning to her, loudly says: "What will you order?"

I smoked an orange.
There are many of them and we are alone.

And you also do this when you sit for a long time behind the comp, the whole table in cleaning, plates, fantasies and you suddenly think of yourself "I’m lazy!" and such an acute desire appears to rise up and start putting order and at the same time to stretch the underwear and generally walk down....and so you get up, you stand for thirty seconds and back you sit down with the thought of "danunah"?.....

Biker: and I pay here)) I am corresponding with the spammer by mail the second day))))
We already talked, then reconciled, he removed our addresses from the newsletter, now he writes that he is missing me))))

Announcement in the newspaper:
“Admin in 5th Generation reincarns your computer. Return your data from the world of ancestors.
Wifi protection against evil spirits. and tel.:8HHHHHHHHHHH"

<Maniak>: I showed him porn yesterday
<Maniak>: The computer just broke.
<Light>: How did it show up then?
<Light>: Oh no, I don’t want to know that.

Studying in the universe:
X: They say that the first two years are the hardest, and then it works for you, is it true?
U is no. And then you just get chopped.