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I seem to have thought about what! = D

The banner "Waste disposal permitted only pedestrians" with a size of one and a half meters three meters the day before was dismantled.
Department of Internal Affairs ****** conducted a check, during which it became clear that in this way the plant administration decided to fight with citizens dumping garbage on the territory of the enterprise. At present, the issue of initiating administrative proceedings on the fact of illegal placement of advertising is being resolved.

Happiness is when you love a woman you love and you know it’s not the last time.

Everyone who speaks "cote"! The song!

Winter, cold, lonely house
More, more, more like Buddha from the ice.
But soon spring, the snow is melting and then,
Behind the white wall, we’ll stay with you.

and no-no-no...

Let this song blow you up :)

XXX: I wash the bugs where the underground teaches to fuck the brain
XXX: or what kind of training courses are there.
YYY: No
I have a rabbit.
We also have an animal.

She: And you know that if the tail is vertically upward and smaller, it is the expression of the highest degree of love in a cat?
He: Of course, it’s the same with men too...

Caesar’s wife was not suspicious, but she surrendered to me – she was not engaged in the construction business.

We will talk about those distant times when the word "colloquium" had a special meaning for students. We sent our group once again to field work. By that time, we were already the boys accustomed to everything, for the sake of the city, knew enough in the field and in the collection of root crops. But here, instead of the usual potatoes, three tested comrades – me, Sane and
Serge – assigned a “special task”. It was time to vaccinate cattle, and this same vaccination had to be carried out urgently. Of course, the needle in the cows had to be a veterinarian, we only had to assist. Simply put, hold the animal. “And reassure if possible,” the leader of the group said.
The process took place as follows. Each cow was thrown in a sort of stand. Sanya held her for the horns (as calming as possible), and I was in charge of the back of the cow while the veterinarian was injecting. This part of the operation went surprisingly smoothly. Maybe maybe,
Alexander found the right words to reassure every lady, and maybe just the doctor knew his affair well.
Seregha’s role was to transfer the “sick” to the “operative”.
The cow, as you know, is a stubborn animal and has no special intelligence. They were chased by Sergei with a stick, and especially stubborn and with help.
“Such a mother.” There was a cow that didn’t want to go anywhere. Our predator runs around her, pulls, chases, and she doesn’t go. In general, bringing the unfortunate, he decided to apply brute force and heated her with a rod on the back. He grinned and immediately regretted it.
The cow looked at the serpent. Neither he nor we ever thought that cows could look so expressively. In the eyes of this representative of the species clearly read the universal sorrow and universal resentment of this cruel world. Turning away, the parnocopite Ophelia sat on her legs and fell on the side, breathlessly falling to the feet of the "killer".
There is the destruction of socialist parnocopytny property. The newly performed animator stood with his eyes opened and his mouth opened, as if depicting the final scene from the "Revizor". After the theatrical pause, Sanya decided to answer his silent question:
– All, Sereza, prepare now 500 rubles.
A huge amount at the time, almost unbearable for the student.
The horror on Seregha’s face could not be described. The veterinarian, of course, assessed the comic situation, but did not give a look. Meanwhile, Serena barely broke her hair.
What do you do guys, what do you do now?! to
– And you know it yourself... make her artificial breathing, – penetrated with the participation of Sanya.
Serega fell on his knees to a breathless towel. Have you ever made artificial breathing to a cow? A person in such cases is usually placed on the back. Sergey was unable to turn the cow on the back, so he raised her head and tried to push her jaw.
The sleeping beauty obviously did not expect such a prince. Preliminary loves at the time were not in fashion among parnocopytes. Frightened, the cow jumped on her legs and walked away with a gallop.
We vaccinated her afterwards. Although Serega refused to participate in this.
c) by v

A woman never knows what she wants, but she won’t calm down until she gets it.

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In Russia can introduce cards for non-cash payment of fines

child_evil
Well I say) the main thing is to make the bonuses cumulative were.. type 5 penalties you pay - 6 free.. continuous crossing - 1 unstopped belt as a gift)

Serena
He collected two balls and the two became one.

child_evil
+1 )) and for holders of cards Zyatka-Gold 10% discount on all types of fines)

How tired of advertising films "From the creator"! Nate to you!! to
The movie "War and Peace"!!! From the creator Fyodor Bondarchuk!!!!! to

HoMeR (11:05:53 26/02/2010)
I went short to finally make a soldier, or I don't have him, I come to the military committee, then here, and short there I fill out all kinds of bugs, statements, etc.
And there I will wash in the military commissariat aura some sort, like you are dumb or what, they ask me:
The family situation?
Unknown

The Father was not deprived of the rights) a fine of 5 thousand will pay)
Alert: O_O
Warning: The Poor
Alert: He’d better buy this test.
It would save)
The judge said so :D

Not so much as the strip is black, so it’s also a meeting.

Masha pouches onto the plates of peelmen, poured on her husband, puts a laurel leaf on his plate:
You have SMS.
He takes a sheet and gently puts it in his plate:
Report of delivery.
by Mag

People, be careful for UG in advance, but I think it's useful for everyone, if anyone knows better - write:
List of free home / office programs

OpenOffice (analogue to MS Office, except for the mail client)
7-ZIP (archiver, analogue to WINRAR)
GIMP-2, PhotoFiltre (PhotoShop analogues)
Gom Player (video player, holds all formats in general)
Mozilla Thunderbird (analogue to MS Outlook)
AVAST (antivirus, home version free, only need to register)
AIMP (analogue of WinAMP)
I personally tested it all, very good :)
All progi are freely distributed, free, support the plz, who has not

I believe in the bad guy and the guy with the dollars! I want to go to psychology this year. Everyone has a good chance of passing a session, a diploma and finding a good job.

Forget your abyss! Today I looked in the eyes of the guard on the escalator.

The real jihadists ride the jihadists and drink the jihadist beer!

I have never met two people arguing about the taste of cyanide potassium.