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[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №27528
 19.03.2010
Chapter 17: Fishing is a good thing.
Miha1417: Vovchik swallowed to blue and stretched the spian for the first time in his life on the spinning shuka almost 3 kge.
Miha 1417: While I pulled the glow out of her throat, there was almost no skin on his fingers. Complete bloody swarms. The teeth of this creature, like needles, hule.
Chapter 17: The Circus Begins. He looked at his bloody hand, grabbed the hammer, for five minutes, with wild anger, fucked the innocent fish on his skull, and then waved out and shouted, “Hey, sheep!” and swept a squid of thirty meters from the shore.
Miha 1417: And then he looked long and dumb at the circles diverging on the water. And on his face was written a fierce and meaningless hatred for squats... I think he will not go fishing with us anymore.
STAS: Stas will not go. He understands that the next time the squats will call the somebody and hang him the ruthless fish puzzles.

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №27527
 19.03.2010
My mom told me a joke today:
At the beginning of the 19th century in Russia we taught French – we defeated Napoleon.
At the beginning of the 20th, the German became popular - they defeated Hitler.
Everyone is passionate about English now. We never had that choice.

YYY: Maybe the opposite?
The country is becoming an international leader – the whole world is learning their language – they decide that they will be able to invade this Russian – they are invading – the whole world is beginning to learn another language.
No is?

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №27526
 19.03.2010
I am sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry and sorry:'(
KateG: I promised to meet you as I would on vacation, not meet you
SchiFFer: the offended silence
KateG: Nowau...I promise to fix it next week.
SchiFFer: *interested oppressive offended silence*

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №27525
 19.03.2010
BOR began to resemble electricity in the peak clock
"Help good people, give you happiness, health to you and your loved ones."

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №27524
 19.03.2010
From a dating site.
On the photo of a man with a whirlwind:
Looking for a beautiful sponsor for drunk and sex
This is how to meet.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №27523
 19.03.2010
A mini game site.
The Game: Dancing
Great shooter, here you are given the opportunity to play for a whole tank!

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №27522
 19.03.2010
I have everything on a different scheme, if I come home late, the father from the couch asks

The Serpent?
What is?
“Tyfu you... Mother he is sober again, all children are like children...

[ + 81 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №27521
 19.03.2010
Here is this:
= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =

xxh: yesterday I got to see hentai one, which I was advised for a long time... more than ten minutes could not watch))
Is it all so cruel?
xxx: It was very cruel when during the sex scene at the workplace of a beautiful detective and his secretary, the girl in the most responsible moment through the walls issued: I... ah.. of course.. ah... I do not complain.. ah... in this way... ah... But I would like... at least once... ah... to get a prize... naaaalichnymiiyiyiyiyiyiyiyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

This is the same thing....
Link to the studio!! (I hope the group supports.)

[ + 51 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №27520
 19.03.2010
So far in the US. Selenium Rep. Storms will not remove the tree from the square, fuck you, not spring!! to

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №27519
 19.03.2010
boom (12:17:44 18/03/2010)
The old lady went in at 60 (which goes to us), and the conductor according to the tradition "we go to the new village", the old lady did not answer, the conductor again "we go to the new village", then another 3 old ladies began to rub her that "we go to the new village" so once 10 repeated each, then as this grandmother will watch "Fuck you on me there and I must ", I just went out.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №27518
 18.03.2010
I work in Sheremetyevo. Today, there was such a rotting:) what a fucking late landing, he is being sought, and the speaker pronounces the following text: "passenger cannabis! The Cannabis Passenger! You are asked to appear urgently for the landing on the flight in AMSTERDAM, exit number.." I heard, I bowed in half:) to the homeland flew:)))

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №27517
 18.03.2010
Everything is not that and everything is not so when your girlfriend...

[ + 47 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №27516
 18.03.2010
Lewkee
The boy picked up a sick eggs in the autumn, cared for him all winter, fed milk, fed apples.
It was spring and all the columns fell, and instead of them the wings grew and he flew out the window. A boy stands, looks at him and says:
It’s not a shit, it’s a shit. :D
Hikuro
I hope not from personal experience.
Lewkee
No to. I only had a pigeon.
Hikuro
In the autumn, he wrapped up and ran away.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №27515
 18.03.2010
How is it "stranger among his"?
Well, let’s say you were born with the name Moskalenko.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №27514
 18.03.2010
Okay, let me give you a recent setup:
The wife in the alarm on the phone a song from "Fort Bayard". And there is such a function - repeat in 10 (or 9) minutes.
The morning. I wait for the teaspoon. My dear, sorry, in the toilet. Suddenly from there begins to scream "Fort Bayard"...
Rush to the door and hysterically shout: "/ Name/!!! Find the key and get out!It wasn’t my best idea, but how much new I learned about myself!

[ + 66 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №27513
 18.03.2010
A message from an unknown number:
“Mom, this is my new number. Put on it 300 rubles - then I will explain everything!"

I: "Sorry, I have no children yet"

Smska in response: "the 300 rubles sorry, shit?"


[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №27512
 18.03.2010
(11:59:25 AM) XX: the photo tag has not been pulled home by chance?
(12:05:58 PM) YYY: enfobk )
(12:06:01 PM) YYY: pulled )
(12:08:40 PM) XX: uebok )
(12:08:42 PM) XX: sorry )

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №27511
 18.03.2010
A pair of TVs:
Pythagoras, when he proved his theorem, pleasedly ordered to sacrifice 100 oxen.
Pause, "...and since then all cattle have been afraid of scientific discoveries!"

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №27510
 18.03.2010
With torren... sorry, rottracker.org

XXX: Thank you for sharing! Only one thing is unclear: why to rip material with different codecs
AVI and WMV. WMV3 (Windows Media Video V9) and H.264 (AVC)
After all, some of them are played only on the comp, so as if the audience is consciously cut off, preferring to see a high-quality image through DVD players and televisions.

Yyy: I’m forced to disappoint you, but I don’t even understand most of the above words. Therefore, the audience that prefers to see a high-quality image through DVD players and TVs is cut off completely unconsciously.

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №27509
 18.03.2010
by Geqsogen:
Alexey, fuck the brain of Nicholas directly - don't make me an intermediary, or Gandon I feel!

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