The main thing is not to cross the street in that light!!! to

N: Make a re-design of the site.
I: I am an administrator, not a web programmer.
You are a computer scientist, right?
I : Well yes.
H: He is a programmer.
Proctologist is a doctor. The oculist is also a doctor. The proctologist does not check the sight. Here is the same.

Tests of the Russian-Indian supersonic cruise missile BrahMos passed successfully. The rocket is named after two rivers - the Brahmaputra in India and the Moscow river in Russia.

The comment.
They called the rivers Ganges and Don. and ;)
(from the inhabitants)

The British scientists...

News on Miley, here are the ones burning:
"The hottest month in Russia will be July."

That is shit! Isn’t it October?

Ana: briefly understandable - to explain humor is useless)
Ana: what one is funny, then another for 2 days of self-analysis)

So I wonder, but how effective is the VEET depilation cream in the fight against scabies on the face?

Yyy: Natasha, and what "would you go when you dress?"
Q: Are you a fool? I have high oral principles!! to
Well well ?

The confusion turned into a competition for the name of the new aircraft, announced by the German airline Lufthansa.

In the morning of Thursday in the competition for the best name for Airbus-A380, which will enter service in May, with a great break led Stalingrad.
Lufthansa categorically refuses such rebranding and zero voting counters.

Guys, we are good guys.

I can’t temporarily have sex.
It is O_O
What’s with your eyes?
It’s not the eyes, it’s the eggs that escaped from horror.

Kazim
It is a celebration.)

Kazim
Mother's Day - March 23

She walked through hand-working sites, looked for a scheme to tie a booth for a friend’s mobile phone, and found a completely seductive thing: a shirt for a sysadmin!

Alpinist: And we were given only free methods on the hill.
It was written on them.
Price: free of charge
At the same time, the library said: methods are free, but if you lose them, you will pay a five-fold amount - twenty rubles.
Then I doubted that mathematics was an exact science.

I go out with a friend and tell him something. He constantly asks:"What?" yes "What?" Finally I can’t stand, I say:"Wow, when I listen to someone, I pull bananas out of my ears!" And he answers: "And when I say something, I pull something out of my mouth!"
He did not immediately understand why I laughed.

She’s a blonde, fuck what’s in her head.
xxx: We went to the cinema with her, so she asked in the middle of the movie why the ad is so long and when the movie will start.

from the community "School of Urds":
Our compatriots are unique. Remember was shocked a couple of years ago by the inscription on a box with a fast-cooked dry breakfast: “After you eat the strawberries – you can play with the box.”

...only looking at Orbit’s new advertisement seems to me that when you have projector teeth, it’s not natural whitening at all?..."
and anek:
The girl runs into the dark entrance and stumbles on the stairs.. rising out says: "Fuffna, as Olbit-Stupenki!"...

of the news.
The stewardess got out of the falling TU-204, reached the highway, sat in a taxi and left. O_O

And today I saw a girl who whipped the pope so that she still took it.) эх... spring)

I had to go through the field. Snow on the knee or above, but not below.
Means this:
We put everything in closing pockets and close them (for example, lightning). We lie on the side, perpendicular to the direction of movement and turn in the right direction. If the head started to spin, then we turn, changing the head and legs in places and continue to rotate in the right direction.
The distance was less than a kilometre, the speed when rolling twice higher than trying to walk the trail.
Don’t try to walk when the snow is on your knees or above, the forces are running out very quickly.

I got home alive, I am happy, I sleep. I don’t have the power, I’m writing for you.

I am (17:51) :
Which is the wicked!! It is smart!

by Andrew (18:02) :
She is a funny girl. It doesn’t stumble, it doesn’t tell us how one of our acquaintances from Irkutsk begins to load, how cool it is there in Irkutsk. The cotton she is there on such a Honda with local bandages cut in such a mini. Just a shock. And these local banducks even in Moscow shoot the shoot and she in Moscow there when the restaurant is the hottest enters then there immediately all run up to stumble and we in the lion here one bull, so she here when she comes, she always dresses in the lochov shotts shoes not to stand out, or she in her thirty-three with her figure any model of the lion for the belt will shut down, just now she specifically recovered because we in the lion all the body fat.

I am (18:03) :
Killed