Chuvakou, who stood on the central market with the table of H.O.C.U. J.E.S.T.K.O.G.O. S.E.K.S.A! It’s a great mood for the whole weekend. :D

All the girls who are lost on the beach, with a celebration!

Can you sing?
I: What do we have for lunch?
Mother: Potato with Pure.

My teacher in the technical school is named Evgeny Mamontovich. For three years I’ve been thinking about how difficult his father has been in life.

L o.O N y (22:34:31 8/03/2010)
Fuck, when I was a child, I put my fingers in the socket, and you are afraid to get under 12 volts)

arkonstas (22:35:04 8/03/2010)
Well, you can blatantly see that you put your fingers in the rosette and head into the fan.

I have a friend, not an imaginary, he is plastic.

The 95th Quarter:

“While, of course, that Putin who is now with Medvedev is no longer that Putin who was with Putin.

Congratulations on March 8th, dear readers!
I wish you love, happiness, beauty and pleasures. and :)
I love you!

Why don’t you want to change the world for the better? He is cruel and unfair!
Because I am a programmer! I know: if you don’t know exactly how, but something works – don’t hurry!! to

If someone has offended you - do not be very upset, just break something that is very dear to him... for example, his hand

After the night shift, my wife and I went for a walk in the shops, the action was delayed, so we came home after lunch. I finally went to sleep, my half lay next to the goal "so that my sun would sleep better"
I fell asleep... She slipped over me and went to cook dinner, I saw in a dream it felt somehow seriously and I dreamed of our love consolations:
kissemso, hugemso, I am on the back, she goes down... gets the TORKU!!! And the crush!! The Fuck! I jumped to the ceiling, and the sounds did not go anywhere, so from the kitchen and fly. 5 minutes later, feeling the content of the cowards, squeezed into myself and remembered that my girl decided to prepare me a salad there somewhere, where to crush everything.
I was really overwhelmed!!! to

I remember a year ago I and a friend had a flight commission in a small town.
The first went through the psychiatrist, approached the office a friend loudly asked:
Flying without a line? (Itp pilots are usually missed without a row)
She answered with a shaken glance and silenced. Then one man said with an uncertain voice: “Yes, fly.”

A second later, a roaring psychiatrist came out of the door and explained to a friend that there was not only flight staff, but everything in a bunch.

Why did you have such a sad voice this morning?
“Yes... We have a flood,” got the irrigable shoes, and they went on to sit in the winter and crack now.
– Vital, you are... The nails of the haircut.
(After a quarter of an hour)
You will not believe! O_O

And in my passport someone else’s passport was accidentally stamped, and I was sought at the wrong address, and the army cut off from me.

As the client called, but the connection was terrible, she told me but I don't understand her, she threw the phone herself, then she calls back and again on me, but the connection is better, all I helped her, and then she says, "I called before this, here the girl is a fool, you were a fool, and you are good, thank you, I think you were offended, you were praised..."

to this:
Fuck, I’ll take a dog. I call it SQL. Do you imagine? and SQL! Left join me shoes!
Otis: Oh, the main thing is not just RIGHT JOIN, but it will pull you by the feet to the boots!
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Daaaaaa, finally at least one quote (also from the IT sphere), which I only understood at the end.
Lovely guys!

I asked Chela to make a pass alone. Now I read his comments and understand that his intelligence, as well as the appearance of a smart, non-smoking, non-drinking and non-substantial, working 25-year-old guy is just a mask)) Here are some of them:
I am fucking people! (It appears to be a man)
And here we gently smooth the blue elephants (O_o)
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, where is the cat’s poop? (O______O)
Go here, my sweet variable... Fuck, Fuck!! to

I sit in a Chinese cafe. The staff, of course, are all Chinese. Here the root gives out:"I think, or are they looking at me?"

Girls are waiting for princes, but they don’t realize that princes are coming to princesses, not to hysterics.

The eyes rested?
Now read on.

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