Discussion of your apartment in the forum

Lemieux66 is poor. Nothing has changed for 20 years.
Mojahead is lucky. Every three to four years, Mr. Potelkov and his friend Perekleika Oboev visit me. Sometimes there is no need for the woman to change the furniture. After her, she leaves her nephews where it lay, where to put the couch and where the thing was found.

Aidenis ‎(15:57):
I have no animals now, the cats died and fled that autumn.
She ‎(15:58):
Died and fled? Oh the zombie? O_O

The forum of a game company.

The probability of an event is 92%. I restarted twenty times and regret the button, but it doesn’t happen anyway! Check the code, maybe there is a glue or something else.
yyy: Code checked, everything is fine, you are just a loser.

Typical school situation:

What did you do all the holidays?
- Well, how, trained, went on trips, ran there, through every forest, field, woods.
- Here you see, guys, what a good stuff, not that you are sitting at your computers all day long!
Orcs are all around there...

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Our task is to dispel the nonsense.
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Oh is
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Brandy

"Joe_Jordison" shit at the mine of the seawater happened a sad story
Joey-Jordison-Jordison: I used to walk and sat down on a chair and fell asleep by accident.

Are you now my ex-boyfriend’s girlfriend? Do not bite me, shit! I am just the future mother of his children, we get married, he is happy.

I can only start my morning in two ways: “Drink as early!” or “Be, I’m asleep!”

The optimist says the glass is half full; the pessimist says it is full of shit.

You want to believe it or not, but it really was.
Conditional reduction – jopper ---ZAZ 965 in the commonplace "GORBATY"

Some time ago, in the year of 90-91 he was riding a gorbat jopper from the cemetery of the MKAD.
In the car 5 people, not that that would be boring, but, say, not fun.
Who knows from the Trade Union on the inside side of the MKAD is a long flight, at the top of which we were at a speed of 75-80 km / h.
Later, we heard a few whispers and saw on the right a red jopper in which a classic grandfather was sitting with a clever smile and a fairy beard.
Without saying anything, sheets on the floor. I was burdened, but I went. Everybody is awake.
He is on the right, I am on the left. The cars are the same, who had, knows 128 ceilings. I did not go faster.
At this speed his empty began to lag behind, but grandfather did not fail, went to the end.
Rare side cars, not immediately realizing what is happening, gave up the lane and then watched the show with excitement. The whisper of the suitcases resembled the sound of the wind in the storm.
At the bottom there was a surprise – a haishnik with a gun.
did not wait.
Under the cheerful biking of the cars that had caught us, we stopped and left. My grandfather told me to be silent. He said he will do it himself.
has arrived.
A minute later he approached me with the haishnikov and asked me how fast I was driving and what speed his radar recorded?
What my grandfather, interrupting me, replied that he was a violator, as he tried to overtake me and was driving at a speed of 61 km / h, and I was driving exactly 60 and irritated him with this.
When asked whose 128 km / h on the radar, he replied that we were driving from the hill and he measured upwards, and then the helicopter flew.
He looked at the passengers. Kolka (my passenger) entered the first – honestly, honestly, we were still air from propellers to 40 stopped...
It should be paid tribute, but then the Haishniks were the same people as we were.
Everyone was roaring in the voice, including the haishnik.
After resting, he smiled and said that the next time he would twist the nipple in both and take the calls.

Announcement
Legal pensioner, for any organization in writing or by telephone, for a symbolic reward.

And yet another:
Also also
to this:

Well?! to
Baran Kygun!! to

I lived with this mistake until I was twenty years old! ;)
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And my friend lived with this for 21 years:

Pink roses, from the branch of the saucer...
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The fox, the dirt and the dirt of the road.

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The black coat! Just whisper – he’s on the eggs!

Not a funny quote. Not very short.

I have been visiting this site regularly for 5 years. Of course, it is not what it was before, but now! There are several interpretative proposals, such as:
1) create the "code of honour" of BORovts (the mil, "the sheep" did not very well:()
2) Party of Bor. The party is not a party, but there are many people who read the bor, therefore we are a force.
3) mark "Fighter for...." (I don’t remember the ending, but the thought is interesting)
... and etc.

Why should this remain but the level of overlooked quotes? Let’s put something out of it into practice!
A man in a jeep stopped in the middle of the road and helped his grandmother cross the road. Respect you, guy!" Anyone could write this, but not everyone would stop.

I suggest: create a resource on the net where you could post your proposals in "code" and which you could vote for. In 3-4 months I think a fully formed document would come out.
I don’t ask for the best, I know what they’re thinking, but I sincerely hope that this quote will be read by at least one webmaster who can help put the idea into practice.

Z is. I know there are mistakes. I apologize for the many letters.

To this here:

Ura to! It is done! I have been feeding my cat with dog food for six months. Yesterday someone knocked on the door, so she jumped from the couch and cried out loudly :) I will continue feeding until she starts laughing and bringing t-shirts.
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My owner is mad! I am a cat and he feeds me with dog food! I decided to take the last measure: pretend to be a dog! Maybe then in these human brains will appear at least one thought! It is important to feed cats with cat food. Eating dogs is harmful. Don’t believe it, ask the veterinarian. Who does not care about my fate!!! to
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fZ: Today I fully realized what the lack of sleep is causing, almost falling from the toilet.

He: I have a train on Sunday in Takuya morning arrives
She: at what time?
5:12 Do not think of meeting.
She: Oh, it hurt me and I wanted to go somewhere at 5 in the morning.
He: here are you all.As the evening kissers on the bridge is please.And as a guy to help a bag of potatoes from the station to drag it from you will not wait.

Rush to fuck. Last year, 2 million were allocated for the improvement of our laboratory. The ruble. Of them, only 100 thousand reached the branch, 60 thousand. of which went to the needs of the branch, and 40 were spent on painting the walls and improving the toilet.and :)

Drink, Drink and Drink!

Deboshir

What is the name of a gay who likes girls?
Tagged: natural

Help the Abyss!
A friend of childhood has been in a coma for 10 days, no improvement.
Wish him health, please! There are miracles in the world... Just wish for it, right?

Kirill, are you getting treated?? to
Connection: From what?
Lisenko: You have in the information to the number of the ass written that you have cancer!!! to
Connection: Where is it? O___O
LOL: look at yourself.
Connection is clear. It is really written.
The lion: You see
Connect: I really have cancer. You have a goat.
The Incurable Capricorn of the Brain, Tanya.