xxx: my sister is dumb >_>

xxx: announced her room as a country and asks for a ruble every time you enter

xxx: >_<

Fuck, I will fuck your dog.
I do not have a dog!
- Fuck, I will find a dog on the street, fuck out and give you a gift.

So, did Anna come in?
Ugo for dinner.
My brain ate and went home.

Tomorrow is the first day of professional ethics. I must be late.

He gave his girlfriend a gift on Valentine’s Day: Tarot cards with guidelines for guessing. The first day I remembered that we had to break up.

to this:

Helm: Yesterday a new stove was found, there when buying beer for 500 rubles, they give a brew card. And the next day all the beer is 50% cheaper.
Helm: I think I’ll be there and die.

For details, please, where is such a whirlwind?

Energy Drink Dev Zero. Dev Zero is out!

Dakatsu: I became a chilly! I can’t give up 15 times.
DAKATSU: Cut off

On the eve of Valentine's Day, Boris Moiseev announced that he decided to get married! He already spoke about this in October 2009, but then few people believed him, because he did not show his future wife. Now he introduced his bride Adele Todd to the public.
One of the comments:"what country...even p..or is not real... "

Helm: Yesterday a new stove was found, there when buying beer for 500 rubles, they give a brew card. And the next day all the beer is 50% cheaper.
Helm: I think I’ll be there and die.

Fuck the advertisement. Two rounds in a row:
1st Always turn the liquid into a gel.
2nd New gel after shaving Gillette - better for men is not.
O_O

Entony
Husband, 19 years old
Belarusian Registered User
Tell me what to do? During sexual intercourse, an erection occurs quickly. Even when sexual intercourse occurs with a condom.
Sergey 17.02.2010 15:38
That is, you practice to start sexual intercourse before an erection occurs??? The violent white sex.

Yesterday was Pi. One cute girl invited me to watch the anime in the evening (with a hint to the continuation of the banquet), I naturally agreed, although the anime and not very sorry, well I bought everything that was necessary, came, she turned on the series, turned off the lights and.... in 10 minutes I fell asleep and prodriced until the very bliss of the morning!!! kill me

In Michigan, it is forbidden to kick eight-legged in public places.
YYY: It is right that it is forbidden: or are you sitting in a public place, not touching anyone, and are you eight-legged in your mouth?

The following are the rules of conduct in the office:
Rule 1
No sharp movements
Not to run, not to jump, not to jump, not to scream.
Open the door smoothly.
Be predictable
The last paragraph was put into stumbling...)

Cheese: Again distinguished the department "K" that caught an attacker who posted a porn video on the screen in the center of Moscow. This is the third and so far the last rumored case in the whole country where a vicious crime was uncovered. As we all remember, the previous investigation was in 2007 in Lipetsk, when two 18-year-old and 17-year-old boys were transferring pornographic content to each other via the network.

by OYEBU! News on a global scale. There are hackers and porn in the world.

The larger the car, the smaller the penis! "Tell this to the bus driver!

Our Olympians have no foolish lips, as soon as medals were not made from gold, they stopped winning them.
The good guys!

Correspondence in the organization:
I need you urgently, take your phone.
I took, I hold
You are all busy.
WOW: so I took and I hold - you said "take the phone"
To put it?
XH: Yes

OOO

Do hamsters smell bad?? to
She: No, the rats are worse, especially if she’s dead and you can’t find it... and the main thing is getting worse every day!
Please accept my condolences (