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How to wash the superclean?

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Water and Super Soap

Somewhere a month ago, I used to play in the counter, set up a conversation on the microphone, there guys communicate, scream like "Don't run there" or "Let's go together" and I haven't played for a long time, it doesn't work well, everybody complains about me. I took and cracked that I played normally before, and then learned over the years of the army. After that, the conversation lasted for 5 minutes and a couple of people turned off. I want to believe that the teachers went to do.

[C and R]
I sometimes have the feeling that when you look at a torrent, it gets embarrassed and the download speed drops.

to this:

But when you have steam out of your mouth (in the cold, for example), do you also like to release it with a directed stream and feel like a dragon? = is

Do you drink a cup of coffee? 😉

A little girl bought a horse. Classical type
The horse looks natural, plush like that.
I sleep a bad sleep in a dull room, I dream of all the shit, disgust,
Fear and ugliness. I wake up in a cold sweat, my instinct calls.
and sorter. Not yet recovering, I begin to bow my hand on the floor in search of
The Shoes. Suddenly I feel somebody’s thin mocked leg with a puddle.
I barely sat...

Everyone screams - "Nanotechnology - Nanotechnology"...
In Tvery the area is heated by a 60-year-old steam car!
This is what you need to do, not take the whales out of the bell!

...I see one small island - the rabbits gathered on it with a bowl.
With every minute the water was coming up to the poor animals; already under them was left.
Less arches of the earth in width, less seedlings in length.
Here I came in; I heard with my ears, myself from nowhere; I took one,
He told me: jump yourself! My rabbits jumped, nothing! ..." (C) Neutrality
Everyone reads everything...

Wife: I meet with Natasha Tanka and Ksa on Tuesday

Wife : WOW

Tagged with: tits

Wife: breasts, legs and.... and... tanka

Husband : Iowa

to this

Q: How did you get acquainted with your future aunt?
The gesture...
HH: What is it?? to
Yulia’s mother is wonderful, but here is her father.
I got drunk and started to get caught.
WOW: I endured, well, I lamented: if you don’t like your son-fuck your daughter yourself...

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Boy, what was it then?? to

Some of us came to the school from a volgaic politician to advertise ourselves. Every heresy was shown. The director says: "Our Faculty of Informatics and Computer Engineering only trains the best specialists, masters of their business.They show two comrades, one is playing in the NFS, the other is a blue screen.

The name of the closed wifay in the neighbors: "xyj vam a ne xaliava!!and "

XXX: Find out the mystery. Without windows, without doors, a house full of people. What is it?
The bomb shelter.

I was given visiting cards.
The man who painted them placed the Roman figure 1 there, and we stopped.
And he, the fool, forgot to remove it from the layout when it was given to the print.
So now on my visit card is written "Peter I Sidorov, Head of the Department of System Development."

The fucking. In our country to die you need to get a permit and collect a lot of certificates!!! to

xxxx: Down the pirates from the chat!!!!!!! 1
admin: user xxxx amused by his own wishes.

Coffee with free wifi. I cannot connect. I call the waitress.

Do you have wifi working?
It works, but do you see the man with the note? Wifi is currently busy.

Julia (04:11:50 21/01/2010)
Good morning Sunshine!I love you so much!! You wake up in the morning and see my message and I’m sure your mood will rise and the day will be great!!! to

TheDavidoff36 (04:12:23 21/01/2010)
I haven’t slept yet, Jay.

Julia (04:13:08 21/01/2010)
The fucking!! You killed all the romance with your insomnia!!! to

TheDavidoff36 (04:13:41 21/01/2010)
Sorry, sweet... I didn’t want to.

Julia (04:14:06 21/01/2010)
Go you go!! to

Have you ever wondered why girls like "Summer" so much? It is not the appearance of the actors, but the attitude that is shown to the girl. Care, passionate desire and not rushing with sex))) Phrases from the book can generally be written out in a notebook and used to hang cuddles on the ears: "I want to be next to you always to take care of you", "for me the main thing - you and your safety", "Tell me everything about yourself", "You are my personal sort of heroine"(for one this phrase can already be given)...The book can be renamed to "A hundred phrases that every woman wants to hear from a man"(excluding pure vampires).
P.S. Films: the second is shit, the first is a scene where vampires play baseball)))

I have a friend who, when he comes to me and to someone else for a question at the door: "Who?" always answers so dullly and amusedly: "Hello, and this is here sent to the moon?... we all know this very well, long time not funny, used to it at all.
I moved, he calls in the deep night, he said I will come, move to note, long searched for my house, then come in, called, says in a minute I will be, I get up already.
I wait, he is not.
It comes in 5 minutes full of sadness and sadness...I ask what happened?
He: I confused the door, entered the apartment below, and there they ask: who? I say, “Hello, are they going to the moon here?”
And my grandmother with an angry voice: "No, you are a bitch! They’re going to go straight!"
In short, everyone was lying, the grandmother was 83 years old, and he was not the first one that night, as it turned out.
p.s I don’t have the moon anymore.)

I heard a funny conversation on the bus.
The woman, giving up her place to an elderly man, said the following:
Do you want to sit?
And he answered his whistle.
So sit there.

And neither he nor she saw the humour in it, and I roasted all the way. and :)