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[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №16163
 30.04.2009
Loneliness is when family has gone out for a week, and invite home absolutely no one.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №16162
 30.04.2009
With a red certificate. Medals are given. The unknown blue
I have red too. I am adequate too. Electric is married.
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You’re not good enough when you’re married ?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №16161
 30.04.2009
If a man is looking for fame, he has not found everything else.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №16160
 30.04.2009
My wife’s friend told me. Her husband loves her.
the output, buying 0.5 or 0.7, and, standing in front of the TV,
Giving up family happiness. The rest of the family to such a head.
It does not appear to be good, after 2-3 drops of vodka.
was recruited. In his turn, the husband began to hide the bottle. But this is not
I was able to, because to track him, already horror, in a two-bedroom apartment
It did not make trouble.

On Saturday, something strange happened. No one in the house could.
Looking to see where Dad is going. The maximum we can do is find.
He had a whirlwind in his hand, which he immediately threw up.

Time passed, the husband was cheerful in the eyes, the wife was left with nothing, just
Spray the crystal drinks and put them in a servette. Poka
Suddenly she didn’t realize what the remaining drinks in the servette... filled with
Land of WOOD.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №16159
 30.04.2009
Two GAIShniks stand on the post, no one is there, and suddenly they see a car.
Driven is driving. They stopped and stopped:
Show your certificate.
He lifts the horse’s tail:
Look at the mess...

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №16158
 30.04.2009
You really really grow up - it is when in the pregnancy test you hope to see not one, but two strips!! to

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №16157
 30.04.2009
xxx: the more - taiga - open space... there are only rare bushes there)))))))

Don’t you confuse Tundra?

Yyy: Taiga is the part of Siberia where the forest, forest, forest, bear, forest, forest, forest.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №16156
 30.04.2009
XXX is:
Yesterday the puzzle was: I wake up in the morning I open my eyes-white light, I open the white light again and again instead of the room, I tried to get up from the bed-falled, I thought I finally lost blindness and lost the coordination of the movements and no I just somehow found myself in the underwear in the place of a blanket =/


[ + 59 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №16155
 30.04.2009
Fuck, these guys are funny... Well if they think they’re so much better than women – well let them fuck each other, what’s the problem?)))

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №16154
 29.04.2009
I took the girl home. We stood, we talked, we started kissing, a voice from the window:
"You don’t bite it!"
I could not say goodbye to another 5 minutes of laughter.

[ + 56 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №16153
 29.04.2009
Antivirus: What kind of antivirus do you have?
Joxan: no, and I know all the system files on the comp, as strangers appear - I delete

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №16152
 29.04.2009
I flew in 1991 from Japan, flew - over the islands cloudless sky, beauty! However, soon entered the cloudy, milk outside the window, fly, began to spread limonade-wine. Here the ka-ak is shaking! The bags from the boxes fall, the women whisper, the lemonade splashes! At that moment, the stewardess announces:
“Dear passengers, ladies and gentlemen, comrades, our plane just crossed the Soviet Union’s air border!”! to

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №16151
 29.04.2009
Yesterday in the shop "step availability" behind me on the box were three girls from 14 years old. I was delighted to listen to their dialogue:
Q1: How did he call you? HY-HY
Chapter 2: The Salad. Does that mean?
No. 3 (with an important look): Something like "Sexy"!
Chapter 1 and Chapter 2: OOOOOO!! to
:D

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №16150
 29.04.2009
Who goes into the forest painted?
What about a bear? O_O

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №16149
 29.04.2009
From the official correspondence of one oil company:
The new form, applications created in the old form, will not be accepted.
Especially for the 1304 brigade - the application is such a white paper, on which it is written that you need... (it is done on a computer, the computer is like a TV, only the picture does not move, it is printed on the printer, it is like a printing machine, only the fingers to press Nothing is necessary).
and stop sending the car with flash for 100 km, send it all by email!!! to

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №16148
 29.04.2009
Bobby
I sit on philosophy...he talks about old rite.

The Rubber Astronaut
We have an old cat.

Bobby
Why is?

The Rubber Astronaut
All cats worship the washing machine and our oven.

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №16147
 29.04.2009
"500 per wheel, 250 per package of programs (winamp, video player, office, virtual machine, codecs, etc.) with adjustment (crackers, Russification)."

You look there, friend, more carefully with the crawlers. Or friends were doing this, once came to order, put a screw, office, all the little things there, a photoshop, a car... And there is a hidden camera, understood behind the wall and a notarially certified hard drive. As a result of the sixth of May, the court, the penalty is glowing, emnip, up to 250t.r.
more carefully.
Forgive me, people, who science may be.

[ + 69 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №16146
 29.04.2009
Say, in nature there are people in general, whose length of step harmonizes with the frequency of tiling, and they can always come on/not come on the junctions?? to

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №16145
 29.04.2009
Tanya says you’re a dalpayob
YYY: What do you argue about?
xxx is cute :D

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №16144
 29.04.2009
Pearl: So say, if a guy you really like offered to fulfill one of your wishes, what would you guess?
Eternity: I want to marry him
Pearl: Oh... no, well besides that?
Eternity: Let it not go away.

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