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[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №24188
 29.12.2009
xxx: now instead of the vampire Edward girls will be dragged from the blue humanoid with a tail and glitters on the cheek.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №24187
 29.12.2009
K.O.: Rejoice, mortal, for Captain Evidence will answer three of your questions!
XXX: Is it even so? So... the first question: what does the "reset protection" button do in the tram?
K.O.: The button "reset protection" in the tram restores protection!
Damn, what kind of protection?
K.O.: The button "reset protection" in the tram restores the tram protection!
XXX: why the tram protection?
K.O.: The “Protection Restore” button in the tram restores the tram protection from being pressed on it! Your questions are over.
xxx for you!

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №24186
 29.12.2009
It is better to have a blueprint in your hands than a whirlwind in the sky.
It is better to have a grandmother and not all the birds there.

[ + 94 - ] Comment quote №24185
 29.12.2009
Status of acquaintance:
The Girl, version 21.7
A pleasant interface.
There is no parental control.
Lots of entertainment applications.
Easy to set up and use.
Brunette (but different color schemes are possible).
Control of user account. It includes standard applications such as cooking, washing, cleaning.
The system has a gentle attitude toward the user.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №24184
 29.12.2009
Sunny Boy: When the year begins on Friday, it’s symbolic.

[ + 101 - ] Comment quote №24183
 28.12.2009
This is the weather that unites people.
YYY?
I'm standing in the shelter today, waiting for transportation, enjoying a new touch phone. Suddenly in the field of sight appears a typical gopnik, in such weather in a sports jacket, incomprehensible pants, and a hat that unknowingly ears melt, the picture is supplemented by seeds, which the one with taste slides, flooding the shell in all directions. I think my phone is missing. At this moment, transportation is running out. I almost in vain try to get out of the hole. And here is the apophysis of the painting: he, instead of "stapping on the fast-track", WROSSES the seeds, gives me a hand and pulls out of the grove with the words: "Please, girl, be careful, still the ice under the snow."

[ + 83 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24182
 28.12.2009
I went with my family to Canada. My 8 year old refuses to go. He says "I will not go! All Canadians are square people!" I don’t know where he got it from...

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №24181
 28.12.2009
Dementor (19:41:24 27/12/2009)
The pedestrian. He found in the third characters a map depicting Europe. What type of city is Moscow?

Crown (19:41:33 27/12/2009)
The Necropolis?

Dementor (19:41:40 27/12/2009)
Inferno :D

[ + 116 - ] Comment quote №24180
 28.12.2009
I stayed in Germany with my friends. We visited a German family. Case by case, the case came to show photos from the flash on their compass. In the middle of the computer view depends. I have never been able to explain to the Germans why the computer earned after the phrase "you ohuel?" and a blow to the body.

[ + 113 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24179
 28.12.2009
The real problem, by the way, is when you say "girls, go to me and watch anime".

Some think you are going to fuck them, and they are afraid - and they do not go.
Others think you're going to fuck them, and they run joyfully - and crash.

Anime as a result of looking at it and not with anyone.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №24178
 28.12.2009
Smart people get married early while still stupid.
qstatix (c)

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №24177
 28.12.2009
Mary Alekseevna (23:08:28 26/12/2009)
I don’t need someone who will talk all day long, but someone who will one day say, “I need you, a small, unbalanced psychopath.”

Irina Vladimirovna (23:08:59 26/12/2009)
Ahahahah

Mary Alekseevna (23:09:45 26/12/2009)
I was usually thrown away with this wording.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №24176
 28.12.2009

The news:
Dutchman claims to steal a collection of 2,400 ecstasy pills
and
I wonder why I want to go to the Netherlands.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №24175
 28.12.2009
Purchase/sale information on the forum.
Subject: Business in Sterling
The author writes: I sell a business in Sterlitaka. and Taxi. Call by phone "Telephone number". I do not conduct consultations on the subject.
Interested in exchanging for the Nokia 3250?

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №24174
 28.12.2009
On the forum of linguists discuss Ramstein:

Dana: It’s so cool when Till pronounces a clear alveolar [r]! I just end up with that.

O_O

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №24173
 28.12.2009
Social networks make me more antisocial and antisocial.

[ + 93 - ] Comment quote №24172
 28.12.2009
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This fucking energy.

Woman (27.12.2009 22:44:07)
I also think so. The husband was drinking on the road when they were driving south...the multics watched.

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:D

Wow (27.12.2009 22:45:08)
You are funny, and when I realized it, it was so scary.

whey (27.12.2009 22:46:08)
The speed was 150, and it is not in the topic.

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Are there hallucinations?

whey (27.12.2009 22:53:36)
Yes is. I got caught up in the car (local). The 150 goes, and we are behind it. Three cars have changed. And he tells me - it's good that we are on the road with this audi (he says about the first car), so that we can go to the sea. I say, Audi was 200 km ago, it is Honda. He shrugged his head, waking up like Honda. I eat for Aud.

Woman (27.12.2009 22:56:08)
And the second time he stopped in the middle of the road and stood. I’m him – what’s it about, why did I get up? And he woke up again and said he was driving from the hill yesterday. There was no hike, so the car stopped.

whey (27.12.2009 23:00:57)
The driver told me. I see, he says, the car from our column on the side stands. I stopped, asking what happened. The door opened and the driver jumped behind the wheel. He thought. He is on the road, and I am on his way into the car.
Also after the energy.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №24171
 28.12.2009
Brother (5 years old): Olya, bring me tea
I: What should I say?
B: I have sugar.

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №24170
 28.12.2009
I was ashamed to go online yesterday.

[ + 95 - ] Comment quote №24169
 28.12.2009
I want to upset you. I don’t know where to start...
I will start from a distance: the earth is round, so it revolves, and since it revolves, everything in life changes. So this is what I do: New Year is a wonderful holiday and so I want to celebrate it without you.

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