This year Maslenica coincided with St. Valentine’s Day. Let’s burn the Valentines!! to

February 6, p. "Olympic" Depeche Mode Concert. There were some Germans in the heat. He went out to smoke during his speech. I am returning. German guys have already gone and I hear the man’s scream "You’re better than Kirkorov!! I love you!I think, haha, a fun guy. I raise my eyes – my father is out.)

I have a girlfriend whose parents are prohibited from watching SOUTH PARK, so here she sits once, the door closed took the controller and quietly looks, here suddenly comes dad she switches the channel, and there porn... for a long time she tried to prove to him that she watched the sauna park)))))

February 14 – Maslenica. We command you to eat pins, burn pins and have fun. Those who celebrate other false holidays will be severely punished.
Honestly, your ancient Slavic gods.

Drugs and narcotics. The name of the doctor...
Presented, the patient was rubbed, the test was not passed)))

My sister’s husband writes:
Katya is a monster who has cut bread.

At the reception at the veterinarian a girl with chau-chau. Suitable for another:
What a dog! How much you?
– 4 years.
Have you already given birth?
No, I did not give birth.
And why?
We cannot give birth, we are a boy.

xxx: throw, I went yesterday with a group to the garage to rehearse, on the street -20, switched on the heater, heated up like, only to play gathered - knocks into the garage some storm
Sage opens, he says, we play in the neighboring garage with friends, we freeze, you have eaten all the electricity with your equipment.
What, has your tail broken?
xxxh: no, we think colleagues, they also play, well, and the heaters made it easier, they are all the electricity wasted.
xxx: freezing like hairstyles, a rare pleasure to play the electrode in the winter jacket and gloves xDD
After hours two gathered home, went to the neighbors to talk when they are here so that at the same time no more to get in.
xxxh: we go - and there is hot as in the desert, and it costs 9 pieces, and they are chasing Crysis on the net.

A friend guessed the scanword, reflecting dry: Tech-s, the Himalayan goat... I don’t know such, only Russians I know..." – and, looking at me, added:"...by names."

I came to the subscription department of the provider to pay for the innet. There is a girl (D).

I: I say the address
D: For what?
I: I thought about the internet.
D is the address?
I: Noah, I say the address again.
D is 690 r.
I got the check, thank you :)
D: For what?
For the Internet...
D is the address?

Oh, everyone here writes about the fees for Valentine’s Day... And I feel that many will not go, such as me...who doesn’t have much money, nor an athletic figure, in general, almost nothing that girls like...and I don’t depend on the internet, I know how to cook, study, work...but who needs it?! to

P.S I will see in the best trip to meet, even if I am at death.)

A wise man is a man who speaks with his own quotes.

When we had a baby, the question arose about buying a house. He has to spend the whole summer in the city. In the end, they found a good option in the village and bought it. The place is good. A forest, a river, a large area. On it, a house, a garage with a garage, a bathroom, a basement...

The problem is that we didn’t get along with our neighbors. It’s not that we’re hostile – they just ignore us and we ignore them. The foreign people. I am a sociable person and I suffer from it. When I suffer, I drink.

The burial was good. Cold and dry. We now store all the unspoiled products there. and alcoholic. I go somehow in the universe thirst already in the morning for another bottle of vodka in the basement. In the street is autumn, not that rose, not that cold. And the mist. Beautiful and thick like cream. You stretch out your hand without seeing your fingers. I took a bottle in the basement and got up around the fog. I can’t see any of it, and I got caught up here. From thirst, from loneliness, I just sleep, the hell knows what - I woke up in my whole voice in the fog, like in the cartoon of Norstein:
“Well badly!”

And I didn’t have time to enjoy the echo in absolute silence, as a distorted echo-spoken voice cried out from a distance: “Yozhiiyik!”

- Lošaaadkaaa - I wept and moved to the sound with a bottle in my hand
The Yogi! The voice is getting closer...

I walked out of the cage and went on the road. A few minutes later, the horse and I met.

I woke up in a strange house, carefully laid in bed. Early in the morning, in the village, I was bitten, fed and taken home.
They apologized for me to my wife, who just woke up and still did not understand anything. But after a week, all the neighbors recognized us as their own. We have good people in the villages, good people. It looks crazy, but only open up, give them an impulse - and there will be no trace of the wall of misunderstanding.

A modest Jewish guy came to a sexologist and complained that he had just gotten married and had nothing to do with his young wife. The doctor asks to tell him how he is in bed. The patient says he is lying on his right side and nothing works.
The Doctor says:
You lie on your left side.
The patient:
Face to Mother?

On the weekend showed on TV a film about Ilya Muromza:
Agree quite strangely now sounds the answer of Ilushia to his wife's question where he was all night:
"And I’ve been chasing one eye all night in the field"

< xxx > how to change the user on the comp?
< yyy > well you approach the chair
< yyy > nuts "this is spaart!!"And you pull him out of the chair.
< yyy > sits and flies %)

An advertisement for McDonald’s. At the end, the girl says:
I’m just making thousands of people happier, and you?
A friend who works as a gastroenterologist answers:
I fly your happiness!

Concerto of Sound Director. Another idiotic question, something like "tell the equalizer settings for groul".
The axes are:

111: All fingers to the right!

222: round - to the right, square - up

333: round - inside, square - under the tongue

Lectures on electrical measurements.

Teacher: Before measuring the resistance of the insulation, the wire must be drained. Megameter doesn’t matter, but you may be upset.

<[PNZ]Maxa> yes just kills male self-esteem which is only based on the fact that they have a member
<[PNZ]Jura> and you do not))))
<[PNZ]Jura> Bollywood
<[PNZ]Jura> we can write standing
<[PNZ]Jura> in five in one cage)))