If you could go online, it would be the biggest shit in the universe.

I have a companion one: two upper formations, the eyebrows wearing, “What?
Where is? When?" transmission beloved, in the house of meters seven smart books, if in length put, the forehead itches, by the way, and not the back of the head when he thinks. Well, you understood, a smart shopper is simple, but does not betray himself - he works as a sanitary.
Life has made it to its time, and now it is too late to change something. He works for himself, so he doesn’t complain.
Even if he is smart, he is clever, but the profession has laid a mark - he loves to drink.
So in the morning sometimes the appearance has the sanitary of the real, and not the "Chinese counterfeit", when it works soberly.
So, he comes somehow by calling the crane to repair or run what unknown to eliminate, details did not ask. In the apartment, mother and daughter are old. By communication, they understood that both were related to science.
The daughter sitting at the table in the kitchen with books prepares for the report and is constantly consulted with the maim. Meanwhile, I think I am one of those “unloved.” Everything tries to teach the daughter of life, her advice is not advice, but some morality. And the daughter tolerates all this, only “Yes, mom” and “Good” answers.
And then at some point my mom says, “Can you refuse this at all? Do you want to shame yourself and me? The professor himself.
Lianovsky will be. The daughter is silent, but through the silence it feels that if there were no man in the house of a stranger, she would have dissolved.
At this point, the sanitary is turning to them. Roja swollen after yesterday, a week's chest - this time he was a "true" sanitary. There is the following dialogue between him and Mom:
Lianovsky is not Boris Mikhailovich.
He is himself, and what?
But I’m a man who doesn’t think it’s Paul’s job.
It helped advance Heisenberg's theory, not that respect is not
It is worth it, and foolishly to call it not insulting! Thousands of you.
Two hundred by the way.
They carried him quietly.
And with his neighbor Boris Mikhailovich, the same comrade drinks on occasion. They also discuss their scientific topics every time.

On the initiative of Russian parents in children's economic game
“Monopoly” added a bribe.

- Cool you all called on the forum pidaras today, a lifetime ban got caught!
All of you, not the pirates. Pear Ace and Pear Ace. I missed the def and not the letter "d" fucking!

The headline in the news: "Belarusian officials were obliged to run skiing. One is already dead.”

I thought I had a stupid cat.
Christie : Why?
Matroskin had a cow at his age.
And you have yours :)))
The MLA...

Since the Soviet era, most broken things could be repaired or folded with insulation tape.
The question is why blue.? to
c) Rider

Lynn (19:19:11 7/02/2010)
How is your note?

IN'EI (19:19:32 7/02/2010)
On the one hand and on the other))

Tagged as sex (sex)
- the helmet... the helmet... the helmet... (Estonian sex)
Tagged with: Jewish sex
Tagged with: russian sex
--sleep-sleep-chrum-chrum-chrum (sex in some African tribes)
--oh blya-oi wei-oi blya-oi wei (Russian-Israeli negotiations)
-Sleep-Sleep-Sleep-Babah (sex with an inflatable woman)
- shrap... oh yeah... shrap... oh yeah... shrap... chrum-chrum... babah (party at the UN)
Sex in bed (Sex in bed)
- Script-script-script (oneist on the bed)
--script-script-script-slip (the onanist fell from the bed)
Shleep-Jin Shleep-Jin (Sex in the Frost)
Jin-Jin (sex in the cold)
Shuttle Shuttle (Gerasim loves the Mummy)
• Tuck Tuck (Buratino loves Malvina)
--shleep-tuk-tuk-tuk-shleep-gaw-shleep-oy blas (party in the theater of Karabas Barabas)
--Bull Shuttle Shuttle (Gerasim loves Mummy, 2 weeks later)
Witch-Witch-Witch (Chip and Dale came to help)
--Sleep-Baby-Sleep-Boom-Sleep-Baby (sex in the big city)
Slip-mo-Slip-mo-Slip-mo-Slip-mo-Slip (Sex in the Village)
- Come to me (talk with the boss)

A year and a half ago, on the program "Good Morning" heard about the following: "If you gathered in the shops, and there was no package at hand, then no problem, we can make it ourselves, for this we take the package..."
O_O

The situation - the girl (d) has allergies, she and her boyfriend (p) at the doctor's appointment (c)
A: allergy to the cat, but even more to the horse

Q: Fuck, and we just wanted a horse.

A: And you still have hair for dogs, they can’t either.

Q: Can no one do anything?
Don’t worry, we’ll fish.

A: It is not possible. Food is the strongest allergen.

Q: Can you fish?

A: And hamsters too, because of the strawberries and bedbugs. A turtle can.

Thanks, I don’t need a turtle.

A: Generally speaking, it is time for you to have a child. You seem to have
Few concerns

Man’s status is: I break away.
I write to him "Do you drink?" and then the status message appears: "I’m skiing".
It was so shameful...

We sit in line with the veterinarian. The dogs are sitting, the cats, and the girl is sitting alone with a drinking yogurt. Bifido bacteria, apparently, brought to the reception...

One of Germany's richest families is suspected of tax evasion

I put a girl into a fist...
She: Now I'll wait until someone "hello, as things"will write to me
I : Why?
She: That you have a reason to shoot me for betrayal!

xxx: No unnecessary "hello" and so on Let us go straight to the case.
XXX: How is it?

I need to sleep longer...
In the morning I look at the thermometer and think about myself: without five, no, it can't be without five, it's somehow called differently... ah! Just a minus five :)

I work in the factory, in the morning after the operation, we are standing in the crowd in the smoking machine and the boss so... I get the phone, the old man... the time to cheer and the people start to go and say that they know that they don’t?! Gray is reliable! Prove it! Well, I fucking seven feet in the forehead, and with all of it I throw the phone in the hz where))) 5 seconds of flight, and I hear a deaf stroke.. and a painful scream, and then a fierce scream, YES YOU ARE EVER?!?! Are the phones running out?!? The boss is down ?

<Karant> Are there specials for Oracle and Delphi?
<Karant> I urgently need the Delphi Oracle!

No, pressing in the morning in the transportation is, of course, a gesture, but apologizing for getting on your own foot is, imho, overdrive :-\