Curiosity is different from curiosity in that it has boundaries.

(Semper Fi, abbreviation of "Semper Fidelis" - "Always faithful" - the motto of the U.S. Marine Corps.)

Fee for excess speed.

Two police officers from a California road patrol were sitting in a radar seat on the I-15 route, slightly north of the Marines' airfield in California.
and Miramar.
One of them intended to measure the speed of cars coming out to the suburb that was right in front of them.
Suddenly... the radar began to show 500 km/h.
The policeman tried to drop the radar program, but the program refused to drop, and then the radar itself turned off.
After that, a murmuring roar coming from somewhere from the top of the trees explained that the radar was tracking the Marine Corps F/A-18 Hornet.
Northrop-Gramman), who performed a low-flying exercise nearby.

The captain of the police department sent a complaint to the commander of the Marine Base.
The answer was delivered in a truly marine style:
~ by

Thank you for your letter. We can finally close the file with this incident. You may be interested in the fact that the computer
Horneth detected the presence and began escorting your enemy radar, which is why he sent a response signal of suppression, which is why your radar turned off.
Furthermore, the Air-Earth missile, which is part of the ammunition of the aircraft fully armed at the time, also automatically targeted the location of your equipment.
Fortunately, the Marine Infantry pilot who controlled Hornet correctly assessed the situation and, quickly responding to the rocket system alarm status, was able to intercept the control of the automatic defense system before the rocket was launched to destroy the enemy radar location.

The pilot also suggests that you keep your mouth shut when you argue about him, as the video system on this type of aircraft is very high-tech. Sergeant Johnson, a police officer with a radar, needs to consult with his dentist about the rear left molar. It seems that the plumbing in it is broken.
In addition, he has a broken strap on the cobra.

Thanks for your care.

Semper Fi

The nervous man is not the one who screams at his subordinate, he is just a ham.
A nervous man is one who screams at his boss.

The boxer burned again. Message by Office

The grass is green, the sun is shining, the spring pay is flying to us. With her the sun is more beautiful, and the spring is more... Come to the box office soon!!!!!!!and :)

The forum for pregnant women is an inexhaustible source of positive. The title of the topic "Who found a delicious meal?" And indeed, they discuss which meal is more delicious: for popcorns or for a school board.

Answer by mail:
The question:
If vampires existed, would you ever love him?

And one of the answers:

A beautiful vampire! I was so excited that she turned me into a vampire right away, so I could fly, or the garbage to throw away was enough to walk)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Oxygen
We went to the bar, so cool.
Oxygen
Sitting on. Look at the menu.
Oxygen
They were terrified and went out.
Oxygen
But I can proudly say that I was at the best bar in the city!

There were 200 tanks.
What fool broke the revolution?

I also decided to share a funny (in my opinion) story from my own.
The Experience.
When I was pregnant, the first time I felt the movements of the child was crazyly delighted (Men, you are all deeply unhappy! You will never experience that.) Coming to the next appointment to the doctor!At his question
I think about it "Excellent! We go all over!!What the doctor unexpectedly raises his eyes on me and says: "My dear! I warned you, full of peace!"
Now I look at him, and I ask: "What is this sexual peace? I’m all about the child, he pits me strongly". My doctor looks at me, and says, "And I still thought, you must, teacher, and so vulgarly expressed!"

I dreamed the day that the number of PI ends in 2012

Who-to> There wi-fi does not catch, coconut does not grow (((

The heart burns like a fire.
Love is back in the hand.

Now a acquaintance told, People are called, that her ex-boyfriend, when he first made her cunnis in the end raised his head, whispered and solemnly said, "I am a man!"and "

and AAAA! I have been working here for six months and I have found that there are no passians on my compass!!!! to
What kind of secretary are you after that?? to

Today on channel Russia 24:
Scientists have found that fast food items like McDonald's existed in ancient times... guess which country the scientists are from? and :-)

March has come, the most difficult period in the life of Kuklachev.

There is a girl in the subway (D) Somebody is waiting for her, a buoyant boy steals to her (P.) is :

Q: Hi you beautiful!
Hi, the monster...
I am not a monster, I am a prince. I was enchanted by an evil witch.
D: (thinkingly)... apparently with magic she overstated...

Killed me plays.

We met for almost three months. Yesterday, I finally got into intimacy. Seeing that I was shaving my ankles and shoulder, she called me a homicide, picked up my things and left. I also take a shower twice a day. CMP for excessive cleanliness :(

This is because of these girls and there are sweaty hairs... sadly ((

He did not sleep for a day, worked the second night, sleepy. The article came to the eye: Admines - a species of birds of the family of york hats.
At first I believed, I thought so. Five minutes later, I found out where it was. Amadins - a family of birds of the family of wire tissers.

I also thought as a child that dry wine is powder.
© V. V. Zhirinovsky