Talk between a man and a woman on the street:
Did you bring me a disc with a window?
I remember you complained that you missed sex, I brought you Linux.

[17:20:50] <TILL> People! What is the last part of the movie???? to
[17:21:35] <TILL> What is the name of the last part of the movie SUMMERKI??????? to
[17:23:37] <kde416> TILL Twilight 2

<XXX> yes I чо... I nicho... I am out to <ZZZ> in man’s sword. I don’t want to do it yet:'(

<YYY> don’t be a shit. ))) I came, I saw, I won... I smoked, I won once more... then I won once more and a couple of times in the morning and it is yours.

My husband and I went home from work, both tired. Since there are many car owners in our house, parking spaces are not enough for everyone - as a result, they park wherever they need to. Picture: Near the garbage tanks in front of the garbage bags stands Land Cruiser "Prado".
I kicked my husband into the car, he said, look.
The husband flegmatically so in half-voice: "They threw probably..."

Today saw a black tinted mercer with numbers o001cm
Honest little boy :)

Purchased a synthesizer to the son - a teacher of simple melodies + animals in English to guess, in the store did not check, because. There were no batteries in the package. On the road bought cheap Chinese, the houses immediately unpacked, as soon as I put the last battery from the speaker on the whole room spread:
Mother Mother...
I quickly switched off, turned on - the same picture. My wife and I are in shock, we are already considering a plan to avenge the seller who put us so in front of the child. Here comes the idea of inserting good batteries from the camera - I insert, I turn on - a fun voice is given:
My dear friend...
The Friendly Hood. The Curtain

The warehouser (the old hardened man) comes in and turns to Com. Dir.: "E.V. I have a test drive for you!"
The answer was delighted: "I will not be able to travel around!"

Recently, a 16-year-old guy talks on the phone:"Tell his parents that he smoked, dropped the cigarette, and burned. Do you not want? Then tell the truth that I kept in the barracks, fool! Then he looked at me, shaken, with rounded eyes, asked his interlocutor to wait a little, he said to me, say, you, girl, don't be afraid, he just helps a friend, then again in the tube instructively this way: "So yes, now you go to the market, buy a gasoline tank, burn a barrel, and tell your parents that someone else has set fire. Don't forget to turn the brake then so that the walls hit, or strangely somehow, 3 walls stand and 1 fell.

In church, can you shoot during the wedding?
Locos: Kaneshn) the main pop flash in the board especially not to blow, or he catches cool.)
I have read it three times!!! I didn't immediately understand what the pop was like with the tablo and the cadil.)
Crazy to burn!

HHH
Damn, even to give away especially no one, so without a burn

YYYY
I do not promise to anyone.

My father is a military officer, or more precisely a sapphire. So here I walk past the compass where my father sits.
I: (I guess on the machine I ask) Do you play a sapphire?
A: (So seriously) I am practicing...
O_O

What was Pascal’s name?
Z is...
Z is turbo?

I'm making a big movie with torrents. There are few speeds and no speed at all. For two weeks, while up to half a week, I learned their schedule as their schedule - one includes a computer late morning and at lunch he is no longer there, the second sits maximum until midnight, and the third, obviously, is robbed all the time until he is robbed online...It feels like it’s time to give them nicknames, as if they are not strangers.)

I want to have a status on Vkontakte: "I am happy with him" (updated 50 years ago), and on the wall the inscription: "Grandmother, with a golden wedding you!"... and I am still online

I have been on the job market for six months. Approximately once every 2 weeks it is necessary to come - to note, to show work, that nowhere without a fireplace did not work. He came today. In the corridor, I was pulled out of the "exchange" - "you also understand in computers, help to drag and connect one computer. "Well, sadly not there. Helped, dragged, connected, adjusted the printer, in the course of another few little things corrected. And then ask to move the second computer :) Okay, let's move this too. All about it was about 3 hours. And then they ask me, how long do you still have to stand? I have been standing for six months. You will be with us for a long time. I heard, I found the job of an admin coming. It is free, snoop.

Do you do it tomorrow? If you don’t want to come, I’m bored to be sick.)
Q: Does the disease inside you tell you that it wants new victims? O_O

XXX is all. The inner form of the word, say... A type of raw oak – because it can be eaten raw. Or there is a cucumber - because it cucumber - cucumber, sound imitation. And in other languages, the raw-eyed nifiga is not a raw-eyed, and the cocoon is not a cocoon! In Norwegian, for example, it is probably called somewhat leverage-drop. Arbrbrum is some...
yyy: Well, maybe they have cocks like that) And in Norway, argrbrumr is also a sound imitation of cocks)
XXX is...
Cucumber, how long do I have to live?
AIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! to
YYY: O_O

Commentary on News:
"Manager persuaded the robber to take money into credit"

I have a bomb, I have a bomb!
If you had three bombs, you could rob more banks. What about taking the missing funds under guarantee of the bomb you have?

See also Ave Luna (22:44) :
Sitting at Natasha

See also Ave Luna (22:44) :
Alenka looks at my cloth and asks: Will it be?

See also Ave Luna (22:45) :
Well, let me ring joyfully that it will be a shell of 33 big and 20 small motifs, almost everything has been bound, it remains to sew them, tie them with a net, make brushes and tear them up with pearls.

See also Ave Luna (22:45) :
They smoked me for 20 seconds with David Blane’s gaze.

See also Ave Luna (22:45) :
Then they issued:

See also Ave Luna (22:46) :
Yes, now you see that you have no boyfriend or sex.

J: A Negro came to me in Texas to beg. I started with the words "Mem, I’m not a Chinese".

J: There is nothing to object...