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[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №25688
 08.02.2010
Clientsk.odd.Vasilyeva (with a motherfucker): Okay, I will suck your eyes on your forehead)))
Aleksei Alekseevich, sorry, this is not for you, it is a mistake.
Aleksei Alekseevich, it is my friend and I just talked about vacuum cleaners, once again apologize.
Anatoly A. A.Judging by context, you are talking about pumps.

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №25687
 08.02.2010
On February 14, the virgins of the whole country will come out of their computers and will wait for a girl to approach them and offer "ibazzo."

[ + 53 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25686
 08.02.2010
Fun things are discussed at a press conference dedicated to an independent assessment of the achievements of Russian healthcare in solving demographic problems.(Talk about verifying the reproductive health of seven-year-olds with the help of a spermogram): “And how will 14-year-olds give sperm?” – asked X. “C pleasure,” he replied confidently.

[ + 100 - ] Comment quote №25685
 08.02.2010
X: What is "Discette"?
y: This is such a square piece on which the entire financial documentation of our country is carried out. She has everything for it:
1st The capacity of 1.44MB does not allow to place porn on it and distract accountants from work.
2nd Low reliability allows you to develop the skills of running, re-staying in the ranks and the ability to "I only ask" from financial workers.
Three There is a high level of information protection. If any Bond spy intercepts documents in the tax bill from Aunt Masha, his supercomputer will have no place to insert a discette. He will drown from powerlessness.

[ + 51 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25684
 07.02.2010
3JIou IIec (13:42:34 6/02/2010)
And then you bite mint for apple and moist "MMMMMMMm straight like orbit juicy mint")))))

[ + 81 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25683
 07.02.2010
noComments (16:01:55 6/02/2010)
If I move to a girl to live, I will definitely cook for her.

Leeloo (16:02:07 6/02/2010)
You are clever.

Leeloo (16:02:34 6/02/2010)
I think a lot of girls will be happy to get you like this.)))

noComments (16:02:38 6/02/2010)
She will poison my meat and I will get an apartment.


[ + 95 - ] Comment quote №25682
 07.02.2010
Sparky: Setting the controller from the television is a life thing. But to lose a cup of tea going into the room from the kitchen is already a clinic.

[ + 95 - ] Comment quote №25681
 07.02.2010
1 is well. How did they spend the night?
2: Great, fuck them there.
I generally try to leave a piece of myself in every house.
2: Yes, I didn’t fool you.
1: Go to Nashville!
2: I have a goal.
Go down and go down!!! to
2: It is growing.
Hide it up!!! to

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №25680
 07.02.2010
“Dakara, listen to the name of that disease, well, when can’t you stop masturbating?
<Amaury> Chronicle of Chromosome

[ + 152 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25679
 07.02.2010
And you too when you were a kid and watched "As long as everyone’s home", just because there are "wonderful pen"?? to

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №25678
 07.02.2010
Question: How to become an evil person?
Connect to the Internet via Dial-up.

[ + 49 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25677
 07.02.2010
to this:
Russian scientists are testing a fundamental new space engine called "graviola"

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The price of the lights will rise! O_O

[ + 316 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25676
 07.02.2010
to this:
Each time this quote will be put a plus, one member will die! (First the E.R., then the others)
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The Abyss of Death

[ + 77 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25675
 07.02.2010
to this:
The vacancy of admin.
The Conditions:
We will give you
Flexible schedule
Office in the Center
The Sandwich
Let us touch the chest of the phis manager or the piar manager.

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How many times will I be touched?

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №25674
 07.02.2010
What is Vodka?
Vodka is an idea.

[ + 68 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25673
 07.02.2010
to this:

As usual, after 2 hours, there are no clean socks. I washed, I think how to dry. I decided to bake on a bowl. And here the fucking, damned me on the autopilot to put the oil there, and even at the moment when my mom went into the kitchen:(
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Is phenomenon too simple?

[ + 60 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25672
 07.02.2010
Ladies and gentlemen, go on your Valentine’s Day. 14th is the day of the IT-book!!!! ENIAC, 1946 YEAR, 14 FEBRUARY!!! I understand that here are not all the aitišniki, but initially it was our site and let's leave at least something aitišny on it, in addition to the source.

Everyone with the attacker.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №25671
 07.02.2010
xxx (22:12:04 5/02/2010)

Are you sad?
yyy (22:12:47 5/02/2010)

I am in the army.

[ + 76 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25670
 07.02.2010
My friend, when he was 5 years old, was told by his parents that if you swallow a gum, you will die.

[ + 62 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25669
 07.02.2010
I hate these creative resumes.
xxx: here’s how you can describe your life in two words"?
YYY: Easily
yyy: "epic fail"

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