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[ + 95 - ] Comment quote №24768
 12.01.2010
The man stumbling all the series of Santa Barbara in HD quality at a speed of 64kb / s to take to Hell is useless.

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №24767
 12.01.2010
I call my friend. We talk and her little daughter takes the phone and wants to talk to me.

We bought a fish!
I: Oh, you’re going to eat a fish, can you share it with me?? to

and there is silence... it turns out to be an aquarium with fish))))))))))
The child was in shock.)

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №24766
 12.01.2010
The favourite fantasy artist has made herself a straw from piped polyethylene! This is a double pleasure =)

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №24765
 12.01.2010
Law of Tennessee
Women are prohibited from driving except when a man walks or runs in front of the car, waving a red flag to warn pedestrians and other drivers of danger.


[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №24764
 12.01.2010
How much does a decent whore in Peter cost?
[Tom CaT] g.m0rgan, you’re still a manless man.
[Tom CaT] here is a decent society... and he...
Tom CaT: Well he’s asking for a decent one.

[ + 92 - ] Comment quote №24763
 12.01.2010
From Contact...

In this topic, we share information about ourselves with other participants! What school do you love, what do you do? Find new friends!! =) is

2 to Hello! I am IRA. I am 23 years old and I am an alcoholic.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №24762
 12.01.2010
Students, your mother Remove members and breasts from the textbooks and lower your eyes there! There is nothing difficult in the session. A country of idiots.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №24761
 12.01.2010
My wife sent me to the store. The list is very large, because Waiting for guests. I stand, buy (and buy, it turns out, a lot), and behind me there are two girls. They are whispering about something. While the saleswoman was running for another product for me, I listened to the girl’s conversation.
This is a crazy guy! He has already bought half a store. I have to go to another store.
I go home with five packages, the good is near. At home, I forgot to buy something. I went to the store, but decided to go to another this time. The seller dictates the list. I turn around and there are the same girls. They were very surprised, especially when they saw another bunch of goods I bought. And one says: "He is again! Go to another store!"
I barely got home from laughter.

[ + 96 - ] Comment quote №24760
 12.01.2010
The film Avatar has brought huge benefits to our society.
The number of dwarfs speaking avatar or decreased almost to a minimum)))

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №24759
 12.01.2010
Comments on the movie "Welcome to Zombieland" on one of the torrents:
The zombie girl who bows in the main character’s room at the beginning of the film, one-on-one my ex during PMS! XD is

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №24758
 12.01.2010
Nalfein ‎(16:45):
By the way
Do you want lol?
Although I ask.
I have achieved 100% synchronization with the computer
I woke up at 4:04 am today from the fact that I had an injection.
: O

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №24757
 12.01.2010
Discussion of the article on house arrest on one of the portals

The Good-Gad
I liked taking or wasting. Stole a billion – sit in your mansion in Karaseozersk. If you are going on vacation to the Canaries - through a letter to the district, but you can still :)

Nych
Those who stole hundreds of millions.
A billion dollars, it is not done.
Stole ten billion - sit a term in the state Duma.

sent by aligator

[ + 121 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24756
 12.01.2010
Mom calls the home phone, the cell phone calls the classmates, the housekeeper calls, know who, the grandmother calls to turn on her lights and all this exactly at the moment when I went to fuck! = is

[ + 96 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24755
 12.01.2010
Yesterday in the car tried to buy food with friends.
XXX without a car. Built next to four, one makes the kind of car drives.
xxx: We didn’t sell food, they said they only served cars.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: But our "chauffeur" met a girl who was following us. Will we be healed?

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №24754
 12.01.2010
XXX is
Do you have a lot of rubles on your phone?
YYYY
by 30,89
XXX is
Your cell phone is richer than me.
YYYY
I am too =(

[ + 95 - ] Comment quote №24753
 12.01.2010
I went shopping for gifts for the New Year, saw a toy in the form of a bear, but with horns and horns. I read the title: "The Bear in the Elephant Costume". O_O

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №24752
 12.01.2010
YYY: a crazy movie, look at it
XXX: What is it called?
I’m a cyborg, but that’s okay.
What is the film’s name?

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №24751
 12.01.2010
My friend is working in the MSF. Dialogue in the ASCII.

whisper
Here are my colleagues mourning :D We sit and drink tea, there is an alarm sirene. One such voice of the translator says: "I hesitated to save this crazy world!" :D

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №24750
 12.01.2010
XXX: There are twelve rows! Two over two!! Read the Wikipedia!
YYY: Don’t get wikiped.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №24749
 12.01.2010

He says, take me :)
She: Where is she?
He is like his boyfriend. :)
She: And what should I do with you?
He: Well there to take care of me... to feed to drink... to walk out... to give tenderness and affection...
She: the taceke actions you have listed are more suitable for the pet
What am I worse than dogs? and ?

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