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[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №25768
 09.02.2010
Do you like to program?
He is: Yes!
It is to protect...
He: What do you not like?
What would I like? ?
He: Well look
int i = 5;
Isn’t that cool! You said I’ll be 5 and it’ll be there. And why? Because you said so! The power!

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №25767
 09.02.2010
Today the girl from Moscow flew to Kemerovo, on board they welcome that they arrived in Kemerovo, on board -39.....the people in the cabin-aaaaaaa...burn, scream turn back!!!!!!!! to

[ + 54 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25766
 09.02.2010
She went to the store every day and said, “Hello my dear ones!” *__*"
And then I bought them and called one Bobik and the other Ludwig I)))

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №25765
 09.02.2010
Do you know what Santa Claus is called in Serbia?? to
YYY: No...
XXX is Santa Claus!!! to
Grandpa, did you bring us gifts?
YYY : No.
YYY: The freezing!!! to

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №25764
 09.02.2010
Why is there a shave gel for delicate skin, but no shave gel for dull shave?

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №25763
 09.02.2010
and life...
I am crazy, your queen

666MaggoT666
How well you noticed it...

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №25762
 09.02.2010
†DiW†
Sergey Kulikov is not your grandfather?

Akuza
My own, and what?

†DiW†
He added me to Skype.)

Akuza
Fuck how he went.

†DiW†
xDDD

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №25761
 09.02.2010
Here are the first individuals of the generation of not knowing what it means to clean the mouse.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №25760
 09.02.2010
On the evening of a working day... working at Excel, checking the financial model... dealing with a long formula that ends with three clamps... the first thought is nonsense of something they found funny in this formula?? to

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №25759
 09.02.2010
xxx: Your lips are scary, and the mole above them is just chic!
xxx: and the eyes are wonderful, the eyebrows are puffy, the eyebrows are careful
8 The nose.
What about the nose?
XXX: and thank God

[ + 73 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25758
 09.02.2010
Milita
A normal girl will never have sex with unshaken nores.

Milita
with feet

Mixed
The first option beat the drink!!))

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №25757
 09.02.2010
of St Petersburg. The Nevsky Prospect. The bus, of course, runs like in Formula 1. There is an elderly English outsider on the bus. A foreigner in general. He is stuck in the order, almost trembling, his eyes are 5 copies and with a voice of despair he gives out: extreme Russian transport.
How lucky the uncle was that he had not yet experienced the charm of the road...

[ + 55 - ] [10 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25756
 09.02.2010
I think I know very little about myself.
YYY: In the plan?
xxx: I am sitting on google today, how to cook a judgment - I bought it on the NG. I found the recipe interesting. I say to my own: "Wow, judge, a bowl filled with strawberries. But there is no other way". He breaks out the beer and gives it in a complacent tone: “No, it’s an ice cream with sperm...” And sharply silenced. I turned a full-fledged glance at him. He is standing with a pointed rose: "cloth!"
Yyy: Gurman XDDDD

[ + 58 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25755
 09.02.2010
A month ago, the link fell to Orion, and everyone, we, the smartphone, the megaphone, etc.
They found the dog in the well, she was cold and hungry, she began to eat the cable and she was saved.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №25754
 09.02.2010
Who do you think will win the elections in Ukraine?
Yyy: I think that after Yushchenko, there will be Yanukovych, and judging by all the last.
XXX Why?
Yyy: The alphabet is over.

[ + 98 - ] [9 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25753
 09.02.2010
It is coming!! to
Hi to you :)
I went to Hogwarts, but it’s a secret!!! =) is
Tagged with: ugo, medical

[ + 88 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25752
 09.02.2010
Pasik (08.02.2010 22:37)
Why do you have summer?

bo-2786 (08.02.2010 22:38)
Warmly

Pasik (08.02.2010 22:44)
Summer is alive, you can go to the street after work and come home at midnight, and in the morning you can calmly go to work, in the summer you do not get tired, in the summer day to ten evening, in the summer you can crack and leave the house to walk all night, in the summer you can just sit on the bench and laugh with friends over the passers, in the summer you can all night rush through Orsk and say hello to friends and acquaintances, in the summer you can eat ice cream, you can drink beer cold in the cave and a lot you can not drink, you can lie on the ground and smoke a cigarette with your eyes closed, you can not get out of the water for three hours, you can sleep on the balcony, you can suddenly remember that you ate the last day yesterday, you can do a big 50 kilometers and

Pasik (08.02.2010 22:44)
You are talking warmly.


[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №25751
 09.02.2010
Election of the President of Ukraine.

flacs (14:09:45 8/02/2010)
Have you elected the president?
Alexander (14:10:13 8/02/2010)
We just guessed, and they chose.
flacs (14:10:23 8/02/2010)
) ) )

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №25750
 09.02.2010
Meaning is so! On the 14th you gather all together and go back!!!! to

Fuck it!! to

[ + 66 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25749
 09.02.2010
I feel like every day is so beautiful!! In the evening I run all kinds and guys say I’m beautiful!!! I always have someone to rely on!! And if anything is not so, I'll get them a fearless hysteria and it's all okay!!! I have a good apartment and I have a good machine and clothes and pants always new as if not offended!! You know what I miss in my life, right? I think I might have a baby but you know they say from him the figure is spoiled so I don't even know what you think?
Your brain is missing. The Brain!

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