I am studying biochemistry. I do not touch anyone. The table is right next to the window. Suddenly the snow comes in the window... I understand all winter, snow fun people play in the snow.
I live on 14 (!) Floor O

Hello my favorite group.
Hi the rabbit.
Sunny, take a picture of where the whole group of us is.
YYY: Wait now...
xxx: Good brother, I'll send you a photo of the chickens to see what we have terrible chickens in the group.
XXX is not in the window.
YYY: the goat!!! to

to this:

xxx: You’ve been working at our office for a year and three months, and we haven’t seen your doctor yet!
YYY: He hasn’t arrived yet.
XXX: O_o

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Sorry for the guy! It is on February 29th!!! to

After all, I’m a programmer and I have the right to put a jeans sweater in my office at least once in my life!

Politics is the ability to justify wickedness.

told the submarine.
One day I brought home a half-lived crab. Once it was cut, I threw it in the refrigerator. After a while, he recalled, opened the refrigerator and saw the picture – the crab had eaten all that was eaten in the reach zone and, clutching with cloves, ate the salad...

How is Russia different from Italy? We want to crack the premiere with a heavy object on the head of completely normal people.

You have a romantic dinner today.
See also: AGA
How long do I need to come back then? 😉
After 15 to 20 minutes.
Okay okay 😉 Okay okay. What are you cooking? Or something exotic? Or some delicacies?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! to
The Maxim!
HH: So where are you?
WOW: Sorry, Pelemeni went out of the plate to take pictures.

After watching the television game "Who Wants to Become a Millionaire", the Ministry of Education approved the following scheme of acceptance of exams in Russian universities: the examiner asks the student 15 questions and 4 answers options. After every 3 questions, the score is raised by a score - from 0 to 5. There is
Three standard tips: 50/50, audience help and a friend call, as well as two unburning scores 1 and 2. Students can respond at any time.
Ask questions and get the assessment on which he stopped.

I have a cat, I have not been able to teach him to the toilet for seven years. I guess where the cattle got. I recently got a kitten, I still didn't have time to explain anything to him, he himself found a bowl in the warehouse, and began to use it as intended. Little he taught this great art of the cat.
And now attention to the question: how to learn to write a large German Shepherd in a bowl?

The guy who hacked the website about global warming, fucking... You broke something there!

21:35:19 14/12/2009) at which course do you study?

NotSure ^_^ (21:36:43 14/12/2009) on the first and last feel...

City of Perm, on Street 36.
Arrived in the car?
Observer: Oh, I kept her in the sub-factory all night.
Stas: At our bus stop, a crowd of people running in summer shoes, with their eyes blurred, examining the shape of public transport and asking "Why travel?".

Mark: And I'm home now :) Oh, today, probably all -20 were.
E-lena: Here you are quite a freezer, such a cold and you walk without a hat and without gloves. Do you want to freeze eggs?? to

I am sitting behind the compass! Mom comes and says to her on the compass to do something very important!!! to
I stand up and go.
It opens up the passies!
I: I am asking about work?? to
She: Yes, I’m slowing down at work the slowest of all!! to

Working in the Defense Factory!!! to

XX: Well, and how is the day of cooking going? What about ears?
See also: Ujo.
D has already been removed twice:
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XXX I am getting married!! to
I know you for 12 years.
xxx:I go into the kitchen in the morning, there is such a sleepy beautiful catch in my shirt, the soup is cooked, she is with conspects, began to recall the paradoxes of relativity who more
xxx: she looks at the pot and says: and he has a long time, we'll have time.
Then I woke up, fed me with a borst and sent me to the universe... marry me.
YYY: O_O
Either you dream it or it won’t come out for you.
YYY: No, it shouldn’t be that way!! to

minus twenty two? Do not watch, brother.
Minus twenty three? Soap on top!
And at twenty four? We are warm in the apartment.
minus twenty five? Let us joke!
Minus twenty six? We will eat more!
minus twenty seven? Not Ebay at all!
minus twenty eight? Please repeat!
minus twenty nine? Wear the valley!
Even a minus 30? The happy faces.
And at thirty one? We eat plumber!
Minus thirty two? Around the head!
Minus thirty three? Look at the BL!
And thirty four? What is happening in the world?
And thirty five? for@b@li bl#t!
Minus thirty six? It is gesture!
minus thirty seven? Not funny at all!
minus thirty eight? We will ask for it!
Minus forty three? Deceased the spiders.
minus forty five? The crows are fucking.
minus forty eight? Wear three shirts.
A minus fifty? The hair crumbles.
The Seventy Four? As in a timber.
A minus ninety? We simply lift.
At ninety eight? We will not give up the ural.

Six or six years ago, the root one put some proge. I am somewhere nearby. I hear the rush. I am coming, I show. Menu "choose the language", choose English, write type program paid, all business. You choose Russian, you write about the following "this program is paid, but it is for the bourgeois, the serial..." and the words are written, how to kill.

My friend is a very small person: at a height of 154 cm he weighs 46 kg. He told me a story recently:
"I am going on electricity. I enter the car - there wild vodka shakes: the bottle was broken. As I walked in the car, I stumbled. I enter the next car - and there baking smells amazingly, the grandmother with the cakes goes. In general, this was the first time in my life that I drank and ate against my will.