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[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №24528
 07.01.2010
What do you see outside the window?
Tagged: work desk

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №24527
 07.01.2010
Diamond: The bone is an idiot.
The keeper?
Diamond: Decided to arrange a backbone for the neighbors, poured water on the stairs at the entrance to slip on the ice.
He is not an idiot, he is a fool.
Diamond: No, the idiot
Diamond: Two hours later, he went for a walk with the dog, fell on the stairs, broke his arm and nose.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №24526
 07.01.2010
Going to Avatar? Not a bad filmmaker.
YanXXL: Yes, I watched, if briefly, in the battle of good with evil, the blue win.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №24525
 07.01.2010
eee (00:30:38 6/01/2010)
gifted

eee (00:30:56 6/01/2010)
Will you buy me a Bentley container?

ddd (00:35:39 6/01/2010)
One hundred rubles first.

[ + 92 - ] Comment quote №24524
 07.01.2010
Drunk drivers will be buried for free

The news on the Rambler literally...

Hide the guides, there is not written that the dead)))

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №24523
 07.01.2010
Ladies and gentlemen (00:40:33 6/01/2010)
Did you go to the pharmacy? or do you have months?

[_4iZet_] (00:41:17 6/01/2010)
They are not allowed to go to the pharmacy 😉 😉 😉

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №24522
 06.01.2010
he (22:58:18 5/01/2010)
It’s a shit, teaching the history of China and its myths. There is no single normal name or name, and Huiyev is there more than in the studio porn film.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №24521
 06.01.2010
The xxx:
In England it fell 10 cm of snow all.)
in Russia on the competition in figure skating in the figure figure tick fell and no)

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №24520
 06.01.2010
We had a couple. Prepod asks what specialty we have and from which department our department has separated (our department is only three years old, it is not yet known).
Prepod: "Who are you by specialty?"
We are "Scientists"
Prepod: "And who is in front of you?"
The voice from the audience: " No one stands in front of us. We are the highest stage of evolution"

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №24519
 06.01.2010
Organization of the Music Festival:
Let us blur the rainbow under Poltava a thousand for eight?
Oh oh oh oh oh! With the Swedes!

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №24518
 06.01.2010
My brother told me. He has a man at work, he is 35-40 years old. Despite his age, he loves to play at clubs. Almost every weekend is off. Then they had this conversation:
How about the weekend? How was stunned?
Man: Normally, there was a virus. The Night Club
How are the bodies? Found someone?
Well, I’m not that old anymore. I am not going there for that. And even if I meet girls, it’s not for the sake of sex – I’m already interested in talking with them... No, of course, who gave – there thanks...

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №24517
 06.01.2010
Olive :
What hair do you have? and [

and Axon:
~ ~ ~ ~ ~
(°°°°)

[ + 118 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24516
 06.01.2010
to this:

I am the only and best rapper in Russia, because I only recognize myself in America.and c)
What for what! God will kill Timothy!

Then fill it)

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №24515
 06.01.2010
I am the only and best rapper in Russia, because I only recognize myself in America.and c)
What for what! God will kill Timothy!

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №24514
 06.01.2010
Darkast: If you follow my advice, you will fuck her in a month.
Ostrich: You have not yet understood. I want a serious relationship. Right for a lifetime!Darkast: No question. You will have to fuck anyway.

[ + 71 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24513
 06.01.2010
14 Noah at 1:39
Status: Yes the people! People with full-fledged cat, respond immediately!! to
14 Noah at 11:01
Status: I will feed for the unchecked cat.
15 Noah at 2:38
Status: I drink beer for the unstretched cat.
15 Noah at 10:47
Status: I give money for an unchecked cat.
15 Noah at 20:35
Status: I will pay a reasonable amount to the declared zoophile for a single act of sexual satisfaction of the cat.

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №24512
 06.01.2010
Man, thanks to you!:) For the fact that I brought for a penny from the outskirts of the city to the center, for a good company, and in general)) By the way, if you did not smoke me, my NG would never have taken place - and for that thank you.
P.S Would you like to find a shob?

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №24511
 06.01.2010
New condoms for AyTishnikov "Plug and Play", now bearded!

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №24510
 06.01.2010
Drinking English brandy with Russian quas is not only oogogo, but also bugoga

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №24509
 06.01.2010
Hello to you :)
Pillow: Hello
Noah: How is it?
Pellman: It is great. You are how?
Noah is OK. The ready messages? = = /
Pellman: I listen to music. What are you doing?
Pellets to Oh. That is no! What did you take?

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