Russia cannot, like China, introduce the death penalty for bribery and theft – humanism in this matter is a question of the self-preservation of the nation.
In front of a huge row in the store, a man appears: then he splashes the Gypsies, then he reads poems, then he shows anecdotes in his faces. People grumble and handshake without stopping. Some even threw his bills at his feet. In short, the success is huge! Here, with a basket loaded under the bandage of foods, an eight-layer redheaded aunt rolls to the man and begins to scream that there is urine on the whole hall:
Where are you, fool! And I swear him round,
He made a circus! Shame on the whole world! What I said.
Do it, right?
Next time to occupy...
So well?? to
Well, I... those... who are in line... and I do what I can...
The people fell. In the bed. I stood in front of my aunt.
So what? Did the man do something wrong?
The conclusion about death that I gave you must be rewritten.
Head of the surgical department of the city hospital.
What is wrong? She asked.
“A small misunderstanding,” the doctor replied, taking her aside and
he whispered: - I signed it in the second hand, and accidentally entered my name and
Post in the "Cause of Death" section.
stepaw
I have a bowl here about it... the fish has eaten and the bowl does not know how to get rid of the overcrowding...
by DJ
Two nails in the mouth.
Shaber: mдааа, the spat in Peter can not be found, the man near the house car with the STULOM excavates...
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XXX: I dream of a cane field. I sit with my kids and wait for my mom. We wait an hour, we wait two, it’s not all and it’s not. And then I say, “Men, you’re going to sleep with me... you’re going to wait, I’m going to wake up, I’m going to the toilet and I’m going back.”
Remember the student! The tea bag can not only be used n-time, but also serve as a tooth thread!
Oh, how beautiful you are in the photo.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I tried.
xxx is. Kilograms of cosmetics.
Megabytes of Photoshop.
Here is the real technical mindset:
The movie is "Black Lightning". It is almost over, the romantic scene, the main character kisses the girl, all things... And here is a quiet dissatisfied male voice from the hall: "Eye, so what about the nano-catalyst?"
Don’t talk to me as if you have a spare jaw in your pocket.
You talk to me like you have a yearly subscription to the trauma point!
Man is the carpenter of his own happiness. Go to Dress!! to
by Axel:
Do you do it tomorrow?
by Alex:
I will be in Minsk until 11.
by Axel:
Morning or evening?
by Alex:
January
Only we can burn the whole market because of the burning of the pavilion with fire extinguishers.
Serena is free?
Since 1861...
A week ago I jumped the girl counter, taught the basics, etc.
Now she plays much better than me.
I have 7 years of experience...
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Fuck, you are there too!
Fuck, I’ve talked to him about this a couple of times.
Types of Friendly Sex and All That
WOW: And what about him?
Q: I’m not quite sure I understood him correctly.
If the word "follow" can be understood somehow differently
Today at McDonald’s:
A girl calls a friend:
- Sash, I bought everything, and there is nowhere to sit - come, I will eat in your car!
Smaller: two of the most puzzled new years I had in the army))) when I first January at nine in the morning called my friends and BODRY, THREE and, shit, sleeping out in the voice oral in the tube with the new year!!! And in response I heard the drunken shoop of the suckle... xDDD
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I have a dependence... who knows where they code from the mandarines? and :(
Is your boyfriend a programmer?
My boyfriend is dumb.
But that doesn’t stop him from being a programmer.