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[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №22528
 16.11.2009
Announcement to the pharmacy "There are no masks! Go on your own!" O_O

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №22527
 16.11.2009
Hippo: I just arrived.
The wedding should be planned like this.
Hippo: so that the bride does not have critical days

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №22526
 16.11.2009
XXX: I’ll probably never forget or confuse the smell of a dandy console just unpacked.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №22525
 16.11.2009
and fucking. A neighbor came to see my grandmother.
They drink tea in the kitchen, there the tribe rotates, there the washing machine.
Neighbor: Nikita, don’t stand next to the washing machine.
Nikita: Why is it?
Because it is a car! Who knows what is in her mind?! to

[ + 55 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22524
 15.11.2009
X (13:05:52 13/11/2009)
I call my husband on Friday to congratulate him on Friday the thirteenth, and he says that he is giving the object and the name of the host of the seed, in general, I shut up the scroll and wish me good luck.

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №22523
 15.11.2009
She: It all worked.
She: sex to you for help)))
She is: Senks!! to

[ + 51 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22522
 15.11.2009
I only say goodbye to those who did not ask me to pump porn.

[ + 79 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22521
 15.11.2009
xxx: I sit, I listen to the DDT "Captain Kolesnikov". I cry.
The neighbor came into the room.
He said that men do not cry.
XHH: put him "Captain Kolesnikov"
There are two men sitting. are crying

[ + 124 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22520
 15.11.2009
D is girl, P is boy.

D: I found your sin.txt file on your desktop!
P: So what then?
D: Sin is sin in English! A lot of numbers there! Are you encrypting a password for a porn site? Or a dating site? Please explain quickly or we will break up.
Q: Sin is also a sinus, and in the file a set of pre-calculated sinus values to accelerate calculations. Used in my device for digital signal processing. There I calculate the correlation of these sinuses with the input signal, because I do not have limited resources to perform a quick fourier conversion, and the correlation gives quite acceptable results.
And here is what. If you can’t understand every word in my explanation for a week, we’ll break up. Dumb to fucking.

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №22519
 15.11.2009
I love the channel "Culture"!
Music is classical! If your breasts are stone.

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №22518
 15.11.2009
Some people have sex exclusively through the brain.
This is most often rape.

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №22517
 15.11.2009
Mom held a lecture for my sister (5 years old child) about what you need to be polite... well there to say thank you, please, hello, etc. In 10 minutes. Mean system asks for water...I bring.
Mother Sister: What Should I Say?
Don’t go away, take the glass!

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №22516
 15.11.2009
Mur_myau: The cat has invented a new entertainment. The lap touches one of the extreme bottles on the shelf and with interest observes the domino effect. >_<

[ + 93 - ] Comment quote №22515
 15.11.2009
I’m looking at the cartoons, I don’t understand why Carlson has four fingers.
Do you think if you had a carnivore behind your back since childhood? The back swells!

[ + 79 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22514
 15.11.2009
I am terrified of our universe...Today, half a pair of programming (!) We discussed with the predead how fast to run to kill the wall.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №22513
 15.11.2009
Dialogue on Friday the 13th.
Where are your shabies this year?
Girl: Relax, we have refused to sacrifice virgins.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №22512
 15.11.2009
Everyone in the company was given Oxolin. At first pleased. Then they read that there is 99.5% vaseline. Now we are discussing whether we are going to be treated or not.

[ + 106 - ] Comment quote №22511
 15.11.2009
I fled from my country.
We put a tank alia monument which is naturally deactivated and does not work. It lasted for six months and disappeared. Three days later they were returned to place. Everybody scratched the tail for a long time - whatever it was. Then I learn from a friend that it was he and his company that made this tank at night for six months and went to ride on it. However, my first thought was – which I was not invited. O O O O O O O O

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №22510
 15.11.2009
Stone to an anecdote about Malakhov, which during his conception was protected by a traveler:

master_dell: And when conceiving Nikolai Valuev - spinach, as far as Timati is concerned - just the parents thought that during anal sex you should not be protected... no, deceived nature!

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №22509
 15.11.2009
xxx: Prep of the fire of the wool, grit "you know, I was nicknamed by the students on the forum", we typically "why?", grit "written that I am a quiet quiet, and then I do not cry out")))

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