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[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №24508
 06.01.2010
The xxx:
I understood that they say in the advertisement of the shave Vinus, where I hear "Open your vagina"

The xxx:
Create a goddess in you.

Grandfather Freud would cry of joy.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №24507
 06.01.2010
Forgotten_AngeL> why Michael Jackson sings bluntly?
SuperRu> from underground

[ + 168 - ] Comment quote №24506
 06.01.2010
I will kill Timothy!
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acted

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №24505
 06.01.2010
What annoys you during sex:

My ex dressed up before sex. I burn, I want, and he folds the clothes he just pulled from me.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №24504
 06.01.2010
Announcement in the newspaper:
I sell an old handcraft from 1900. It may be a bag or a bag.

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №24503
 06.01.2010
The grove occupies half a room and closes the exit to the balcony.So the washed socks decided to dry on it.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №24502
 06.01.2010
I'll leave for 5 minutes, I'll make my own.
YYY : Okay The main thing is not to touch it!)

[ + 119 - ] Comment quote №24501
 06.01.2010
A child in the bus points his finger to the window.
Mom, is she still a girl?
(M) – Yes...
Ups... no longer a girl.
The whole bus broke and looked out the window.

(At the exit of Voronezh there is a village "Girl").

[ + 103 - ] Comment quote №24500
 06.01.2010
A deep night. I read a terribly terrible book about zombies, I stop at the moment, where these same zombies with a crush, choking and snooping someone eat, weep and go to the kitchen to smoke. I go out into the hallway without turning on the lights and suddenly I hear from the dark kitchen a whisper and a whispering whisper.
Adrenaline hits my brains, noise in my ears, I steal into the kitchen, sharply turn on the light!
And I find my father eating in the dark thirst!!! O_O

[ + 81 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24499
 06.01.2010
I watch the news and I envy people!! to

The English people decided to mark the NG in the beer and they were overwhelmed by snow, they stayed there for three days, and complained to the camera with dissatisfied fruits.

I would have fallen at least once.

Sew

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №24498
 06.01.2010
Kalabaka: ahahhahah=))))))))) a friend told the story, the NH went for the catch of the guys and saw a guy running across the road in cowards =))) the eyewitness's comments "It was terrible to see a man with an electric shocker and shouting "Pikachu! O_o" and O_o"
ZY: strange..... we had -10 on ng...he probably turned into a blue Pokemon=)

[ + 100 - ] Comment quote №24497
 06.01.2010
xxx (14:09:47 5/01/2010)
in China 30 cm of snow unprecedented frosts, the English fell asleep, frosts, gas prices +70%, in the U.S. frosts -20 below the norm))) stopped the nuclear power plant even)))) it's nice to watch the news))))

yyy (14:11:04 5/01/2010)
The Russians continue to drink their vodka from samovar, walk in valleys and uchanka, and play snowballs with bears on the street.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №24496
 06.01.2010
Will you go to me tomorrow after the movie?
YYY: What a fucking thing? If I’m on an avatar in a prostitute costume, that doesn’t mean I’m a prostitute.! to
The xxx:
YYY: But I’ll go to visit you.

[ + 157 - ] Comment quote №24495
 06.01.2010
and Urra! Today my old cat is 15, please congratulate him.

The poor man does not have half his ear, a portion of his tail, a few teeth, and he is still clean.

[ + 111 - ] Comment quote №24494
 06.01.2010
In short, one man fell in love with the chicken grill: everywhere he carried it with him, slept with her, and guarded her in every way, although sometimes he very much wanted to eat her. He even introduced her to relatives, and they treated her with understanding, although they also wanted to eat her. And there was a dog nearby, who did not miss the opportunity to bite this man and his relatives for his heels, also loved this chicken grill very much, and even tried to take it from a man. And this chicken dreamed of becoming a human being, because she had already begun to rot and slightly cuddle, and even the refrigerator would only be a temporary rescue. What will end this novel with food, we will find out in the third part "Summer" :)

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №24493
 06.01.2010
and Neno. The tree can not be touched until March 8, at all. Throwing a tree is the best gift for your wife on March 8th!

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №24492
 06.01.2010
xxx: I am not a big guy :-(
YYY: Stage one – denial :D

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №24491
 06.01.2010
The website of a music store:

Category / Instruments / Hawaiian Guitars

Just without comments.

[ + 95 - ] Comment quote №24490
 06.01.2010
In the chat entered "Piskin House on the Side or How I Bought the Gilet"
Value of O_0
Max22: O_O
RowSpaN: o_o
Frame 02: O_O
wm_destroy: O_o
by O_O
and O_O
Piskin's House on the Side, or How I Bought a Vestibule.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №24489
 06.01.2010
Googling, and healing.
Today I open their page, there is a branch of apples with fruits in the logo, and in a couple of seconds - a heracles - an apple falls from it and rolls under the search line. They, pls, Newton's birthday is celebrated, and I, already the fifth day working in the mode of alcohol terminator, ohuel - I thought, all, got drunk... shuddered for 30 seconds until I realized that it wasn't my glucose, but their flash.

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