Zzz: I know how to forgive. I forgive everyone. And then I catch up and forgive again. A check in the head so that you do not suffer.

RIA Novosti: Boyarsky showed Medvedev that he has a hat. Photo by

I read: not for children under 14, and then Russian translation: for children older than three years O_o Harsh Russian children...

People from Vladivostok!! to
A huge request to you: put the congratulations of the president on YouTube, and I will launch it on the compass, or I do not have a TV.
New Year's Cat, Shredder-Mishura, White-Roded Admin

There is no justice in life (the urologist’s office). At the table sits a cute 19-year-old nurse and, with a smile on her face, says, “Go over the shelf.” It was over and over, and then it was over and over, and then it was over and over, and then it was over and over, and then it was over and over, and then it was over and over, and then it was over and over, and then it was over and over and over.

Complaint by Corbyn:
I don’t like something that you have constant repairs and the internet often doesn’t work! You still have no security from hackers, I have a password hacked every day, and to get into the network I need to guess it. And I rarely get that.

Just that: a lawyer suits, asks for the cartridge to be filled, mock, say after the holidays, then:
Then the tram will move you.
I: - I do not have the name Berlioz, and Annushka is not the one.
And here in my eyes, our secretary Anushka comes out of the kitchen with a bottle of sunflower oil!!! Oh my mom, it’s going to happen!!! to
I went to cartridge.

We in Vladivostok at every corner trumped, which super-hard tree was put on the square, the most expensive in Russia (5 million rubles). And what do you think? Today she crashed!

We start the census of those who in this New Year's Eve sit alone and read the abyss :(

What is the name of dance when people become a line, hold each other’s waist, and move forward?
They dance like a thread.

YYY : HZ

Tagged: shooting

I think the best remedy for a headache is sex. Do I imagine a value for men?

Yesterday we met with colleagues at the department. They did not agree in advance who carried what, so it turned out as always: a lot of snacks, little snacks. We understood that we will not all drink - or drink, but we will spend the night in the universe. They decided to scrap the rest of the students so that it didn’t disappear. One was caught, he said, not drinking. The second doesn’t drink, the third almost doesn’t drink...
1st Students are not drinking. 0 - O
2nd Do the students drink? O_O
and 3, already at the end and with anxious disturbance: We students don’t drink??? O_O
There was a terrible suspicion: along the way, we were crazy teachers and missed some important moment in their upbringing.

I have a task:
The duck flies in a horizontal straight with a speed of V. A stone was thrown into it, the throw was made without warning.
I’ve been riding for 10 minutes.

God, give me the strength to break up the girland.

December 30, 2009: Day of the Democratic Republic of Madagascar
Congratulations to the fun lemur from Madagascar!

The Kalashnikov machine is the best way to transmit negative thoughts to a distance of up to a kilometer.

Everyone with the coming New Year!
You can’t imagine how much I love you all!
From all my heart I wish everyone in the New Year to be reconciled with all enemies and enemies, not to get sick, to find their love (or to live another year with their half! Don’t be afraid, I believe in you!
Just smile, despite all your problems.
This year will be great!

Unhappiness is not when there is no food, real unhappiness is when food cannot be caught because of the New Year.
I hate this celebration (

Do you know what the smell of fire is?
Sometimes with gas
I : No
Friend: And what then?
I: burned hair
You are chasing.
And you smell.
How do you smell your fire?
You are a fucker.
I have checked ?

Friendship status VK

Why do we have so long internet bills? This is because someone has a headache too often!! to