did not try. But 30 years ago there was one shaman in the guest. He showed me his skills. I sat with my eyes closed and listened to his beats on the drum and re-readers. For a while I began to have hallucinations, I flew away... Later, at any sessions with hypothesizers, there was nothing like it. As it turns out, I am absolutely not inclined to suggestions and hypnosis. P.S The shaman did not drink or smell anything, he did not burn any pleasures, he closed his eyes so that I would not be distracted by any external stimuli.

oxliak today, 05:07 #
Who is "Bubben" the Shaman?

After three hours of communication with her, I first wanted to give the girl in the mouth not to get pleasure.

He has a huge life experience behind his shoulders.
Once there were wings.

There is an epidemic of fraud in Russia.
“High technology.” So SMS come "from a friend" with a request to fill up the account, then "admin asky" threatens to block the number, if you do not send a message. In general, the people have already learned these tricks and do not give in to provocations. Individuals meet...
My friend works in a call center of a cellular operator. He told such a story recently. From the first person.

The call. A young woman, judging by her voice. She says, so and so, there was a message – allegedly she won the plasma panel in the “number draw”.
To get the prize, you just have to send a SMS with a specific code to the short number XXXX, and in response, supposedly, will tell you where to go for the prize.
Aunt doubted and called the operator.
I politely and extremely detailedly explained to her that they were fraudsters, that we had no joke, rejoicing in the soul that not all of us are still losing their heads when we see the hole. He warned that for such a SMS a considerable amount of money would disappear from her account. Tom said goodbye.
After a couple of hours, a woman aged forty-five or fifty goes into the office, all in angry emotions, and suddenly begins to scream that she just had money on her account, a whole of four hundred rubles, and now she owes a hundred, that it is fraud on our part, that she will not leave it, well, and so on. Have you done a detail and what would you think? The same person who called and to whom I explained everything to the Russians in white, took and sent an angry message with threats to the “dirty fraudsters.” The shortest number. To be loyal and to duplicate. No, if a man is bad in his soul, it is useless to teach him.
P.S Free advice from my friend – if your wife is blonde, don’t put a lot of money on her phone, better more often, but little by little replenish the balance.

Previously, in order not to end longer, I remembered the multiplication table during sex.
Now I get up on her.

If Captain Evidence made comics about superheroes, the main character would be Man-Man.

xxx: I talked to my mom about “there is no God” and changed clothes in parallel. I finished my thought with the phrase "And in general, if it existed, it would have struck me with lightning for a long time!", and I immediately struck my skin with lightning on the coat, and it was time to rethink my views on religion.

The roses of the servette
hhh - It's better out of the foil!More powerful argument for dating!Feel more expensive truth.
There are not everywhere foliage towels. It hurts to wipe them.

My phone ringed. A girl with a pleasant voice.
She: Hello, Oleska, am I not distracting you?
I: Yes, no, I’m not an Oleska, okay, what do you want?
She: Yes, I forgot the name of the site that everyone is looking for.
I am Google?
She is: exactly! Thank you very much. to Goodbye.
They say I am not selfish.

It is difficult to say goodbye to a friend without the words "no", "all", "go"?

I’m upset, dear publisher! In the bank for the installation of the bank-client gave a envelope. I sit down for the computer to put this case, in the envelope there is a disk 3.14 and paper: If you do not have a disk drive for these disks, PREVIOUSLY COPY the installation files to the hard drive.
Oh the Malaysians!

Reading other people’s text messages is real. I read them every day! Yesterday on the printed Siemens I read such a dull SMS, so far as to blink.
Gopnik of Cole.

U_4E: I came to the resume today, on the position of electrical assembly.
JIOPD: It’s already exciting, and what?
U_4E: from 2001-2003 worked in the city clinical hospital in Moscow, in the cemetery supply department. Transportation of cooled bodies to the corresponding unit of the hospital. He was fired for reduction. In 2004 he was taken to the position of cemetery supervisor in the organization of OJSC "The Last Way" Reduced. From the end of 2004-2009 did not work.Personal hard-quality - Performance, punctuality, physics. tolerance, unpretentiousness, kindness, smile.

At work (smp) the controller congratulates the drivers with the professional holiday:
- Dear colleagues, we congratulate you on the driver's day, we wish you good health, safe travel and roads without fucking... fuck... without B Y B Y N... without cats in general.

xxx: the results of the test are such that most girls are lost with non-model phrases
YYY: For example, what phrases?
zzz: listen, and someone knows, is drinking blood harmful or beneficial?

Heavenly office in the process of transition to the winter mode, unsuccessfully updated, in connection with this had to turn everything back to the autumn version we bring our apologies for the inconvenience caused.

Russian players play in the association
XXX: The Death
Tagged: Tomb
XXX: The Tomb
-NeO-SANEK_48: the rehearsal
Abyss: Food

XXX is
Are you reducing people?

YYYY
No, people cannot be reduced in energy

XXX is
None of the pedals will turn...

In the meantime, I will go and clean the onion.
2: A great idea! I will go until the arrows flow!

xxx: listen... get... go to the sodium hydride with uranium iodide...
YYY: What is it? ?
xxx: NaH UI
YYY: Well, chemist, and then you go to the volume of 3.14 whole numbers-discriminating-voltage!
Xxx :?? to
yyy: V Pi Z D U :)
xxx: the mathematician dumb)))))))))