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[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №23148
 02.12.2009
<DemonEater 16:45> WTF
<DemonEater 16:46> In the box of the competition in jumping by jumping
<DemonEater 16:47> Tell Me What Fool Will Watch These Idiot Competitions
<DemonEater 16:47> Opa :) Ciski-poppers :) Emergency turn on the telephone! It is :)))

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №23147
 02.12.2009
Beaver
The girl asked to come to me to download the report, I gry come. She grit I don’t know exactly what to pay with you, I grit juice. She grills well, though not naturally. I have enough nature with my girlfriend. She grits well then okay, I won't go to you then, that's where I should have started.
Beaver
no would say immediately that I want to come to sex to do)))) I was naive thought she really need to look for a report)

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №23146
 02.12.2009
Q4: Will you be able to do the job? ?

The Bear: Well, let’s go.

I am dressed in sexy underwear, slowly descending, kneeling in front of you, stretching the width... :)

Lenny Bear: On the S@KA!

Lenny Bear: With the blow of an army booth, I break your face, you roll without consciousness, with a stinking whistle, I take money, phone, and jewelry. and I leave.

Lenny Bear : for@balli nymphomaniac minors.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №23145
 02.12.2009
The Chicken
Do you have theoretical mechanics?

The Doctor 911
Yes Yes

The Chicken
Is she complicated?

The Doctor 911
Heavily

The Chicken
And there what? All formulas are?

The Doctor 911
Yes Yes

The Doctor 911
Physics is short.

The Chicken
The gesture

The Doctor 911
Will you be in the next semester?

The Chicken
I am going to take the exam tomorrow.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №23144
 02.12.2009
Sometimes I love my scientist. You talk to her, and all the other problems seem so small.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №23143
 02.12.2009
XXX (with the first day of winter)
XXX (and the first day of the last month of the year)
zzz: the first day of the first month of winter and the first day of the last month of the last year of the first decade of the first century of the third millennium.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №23142
 02.12.2009
They are frightened by some unclear abstract hell. It would be much clearer to say that the souls of the dead sinners become the characters of Happy Tree Friends.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №23141
 02.12.2009
Enigm@ (15:46:31 1/12/2009)
With a day of winter!!! to

Tired

W1se FOX (15:47:46 1/12/2009)
In my mouth this winter.

W1se FOX (15:47:49 1/12/2009)
You too )

Enigm@ (15:48:02 1/12/2009)
What do you mean too???? to

W1se FOX (15:48:14 1/12/2009)
The first day of winter.)

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №23140
 01.12.2009
I met the file "Ya trahaus so svoey devushkoi.avi". Anything but the size of 23 KB.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №23139
 01.12.2009
TT> The international rating agency has lowered the rating of the UK to the UK.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №23138
 01.12.2009
I want to fuck now, 29:
I like to do something pleasant to men :)

by Evgeny 41:
If I send you to the ass right now, will it agree with your nick? and ;)

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №23137
 01.12.2009
Bo (17:12:56 1/12/2009)
A man’s appearance is not important.

Bo (17:13:08 1/12/2009)
There are many other shortcomings.

[ + 57 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №23136
 01.12.2009
What is correct: Radion or Rodion?
It looks like Rodion.
Zzzz: Radeon at all, fools...

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №23135
 01.12.2009
Pellman > I have a new idea... I want to wrap clothes for girls
Pele > the main girls to find...
Dog > armor strings with the fidelity belt function.
Dog > I understood your deceitful intent, the villain!
The dog > first just spotted... then the lock stuck.
Dog > and that’s all! ...when she wants sex so much that she agrees to marry you...
Dog > ыы... well you are a straight genius of deceit xD xD

[ + 54 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №23134
 01.12.2009
Absolutely justified physiologically, and absolutely ambiguous phrase of teaching from the school of roller skating:
"We sit smoothly and powerfully on every push!"

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №23133
 01.12.2009
Space will listen to my requests and send me 24 cm tomorrow!
Half of them will knock you.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №23132
 01.12.2009
and smile*
Did you know that McDougall is going to do a rebranding?

and smile*
It will be green color.

[Ice_Scream]
Will it be now?)

and smile*
McDonald’s decided to change the image to emphasize the naturality and ecology of their food. The institutions of the network will change the color of the logo to green, and the images of the tree and stone will symbolize nature.

and smile*
And the clown will be lazy ? ?

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №23131
 01.12.2009
Happiness is when you lie on the couch, lower your hand and there...

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №23130
 01.12.2009
XXX is
Do you like sweets?

YYYY
Yes )

XXX is
It grows sweet =)

XXX is
Will not slide?

YYYY
I will not eat with my mouth.)

YYYY
It is the opposite)))

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №23129
 01.12.2009
to this:

I just broke two glasses on the balcony.
2 What kind of cancer is this?? to
I am more fun than you.
2 – Did the fat jump out? and :)
1 - You won't believe it
1 – Throw the door in the window

Four of us, the pioneers of the Architectural and Construction Facts, were placed in one room. There lived a four-year-old in it before and the mess was unimaginable. In the evening, everything was cleaned and washed. There was only some thick "board" 2 and a half meters left. Everyone was tired, and it was hard to get her down the stairs from the 10th floor. They decided to get out of the window. by night. In the garden. When everyone is sleeping.
2 rows at 2 o'clock at night in the window frame which put this "board" (very heavy). At the expense of once or two or three throw it down, well pushing away from the wall, in order to avoid cases.
This fox begins to plan in the direction of the building on the 4-5th floor... we understand that the fuck will come in a moment and... it is hit by its corner on the fence between the windows only 0.5 meters wide.
We breath out.
Then they could not fall asleep laughing after the imaginary picture: what if in the room, where four people sleep, at night with the removal of the window frame and glasses would fly here such a flying protein)))

The curtain was when 2-3 weeks after the start of the classes came to the neighboring room of the high school students and one of them asked: idiots, you kicked the culmination?!? (This is a drawing board)

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