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[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №33938
 03.08.2010
xxx: throw, little of what we have in the bank sysadmin - a girl who has 3 children and the appearance of a teenage boy, height under 185 cm and her husband is a banker, which looks like a jacuzzi under 2 meters tall. So they turned out to be airborne ashmen :) Today they walked in shape and in berets. One managed ATMs, the other made computers. I drank a beer and went out of work :))) And now the hit - warning the director of the bank in writing, why they today have the right to remove from work at lunch :))))) You would see the face of the director :rolf

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №33937
 03.08.2010
xxxh: mlinn is such an occupation delaying the computer, one that got up at half nine, nifiga ischo did not do and I don't want to do nifiga)))))))))))

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №33936
 03.08.2010
Natasha (N) calls Kole (K):
N: It is Cole! Happy Birthday!
Q: Thank you, but who is this?
This is your unfulfilled dream!
Q. The motorcycle?! to

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №33935
 03.08.2010
[22:48:46] Dmitry: Sofanya: Imagine what a
Sofanya: I am the leader of the Ubuntu team in Novosibirsk. My name is Sonia. I am 10 years
[22:49:45] Sofanya: 19*

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №33934
 03.08.2010
Tagged with: style "ya blonde"
How do you do it?"
“Not very long, not as long as four hours will come ("
Q" and what is four?"
How" and how! Two more hours home!"

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №33933
 03.08.2010
[12:18:29] xxx: I want to extinguish my cabbage.
[12:18:44] yyy: overcome yourself
[12:19:15] xxx: sh.. I will put myself on the shoulder))
[12:19:19] xxx: on the bed))
[12:19:30] xxx: and I will grab)

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №33932
 03.08.2010
DIMA_CREATENT (12:48:05 2/08/2010)
And I have some hooks singing rap under the window all night.

DIMA_CREATENT (12:48:21 2/08/2010)
The entire album was recorded.

Elena S. Gracheva (12:48:28 2/08/2010)
I clearly imagined how the hoops sing the rap)))
I have to deal with personal life.


[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №33931
 03.08.2010
Let’s compare Porsche with Camaz. Porch is a clear misunderstanding, as in the front collision Kamaz will disperse it.
There will be more girls with Porsche.
zzz: Dispersed girls are not quoted.

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №33930
 03.08.2010
2 August,
England and London.
I go through the city. I think it’s good that I’m not in Russia right now.
What would you think? Trafalgar Square: Two drunk in the mouth of a strong man is carried into a fountain with screams "for airborne!!!and "
Pizzas and Comrades.

[ + 39 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №33929
 03.08.2010
From Germany, the partners sent the original contract. We waited for six months until it was signed by their top manager - a man whose time is scheduled for minutes, and it is definitely not intended for a whirlwind like us.

I printed and read the contract right at my workplace.

And then I ate over it a very dried chicken. And he drank it with a mineral, picking it full of cheeks.

And then I saw a very important piece of cake on the contract.

And put them down :)

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №33928
 02.08.2010
xxx: and why are all your fantasies about strangling, putting a quark and biting revolving around my poop?)

YYY: I miss her

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

XXX: No, I don’t have to.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №33927
 02.08.2010
So what do you think if a man is a shit, is it forever?
YYY: Not forever... when someday he dies, and 1 bastard becomes less...

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №33926
 02.08.2010
Friend (08:28:42 2/08/2010)
The information department of the Ministry of Emergencies of Russia told reporters that the fires do not threaten the nuclear center in Sarov, located in the Nizhny Novgorod region.
Friend (08:28:52 2/08/2010)
There will be no fireworks.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №33925
 02.08.2010
1: How to eat sweets
Does anyone have a bride?
I have a bride.
Are they sweet...?
I don’t know if they’re sweet, but hairy exactly.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №33924
 02.08.2010
Juliasia: no man – bad
There is a man, so no.
Two men, a writer

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №33923
 02.08.2010
Zyoga
I have an equity. Each third package is lost.

[ + 63 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №33922
 02.08.2010
Serrano, you are bad
YYY: Did you tell me Sechis or de Bergerak?

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №33921
 02.08.2010
Kasha: before I regretted my mom that said such a dad got, well he is fucking, is rude, does not talk about his feelings, can forget all the naher or confuse, generally normal such a man, average

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №33920
 02.08.2010
The smoke in Default City:

Seroja: The windows are open, smoke in the office, and we are here breathing all of this.
XXX: Wear the mask
Seroja: here oxygen balloons are needed, with fresh air. I can't believe that they didn't invent fire extinguishing tools other than water.
You know what the joke is! The budget allocates a bunch of bubbles every summer for torpedo extinguishing, this bubble is very well roasted! And all that is necessary, to bury the drainage channels from turf and after the summer, the melting water will not go anywhere, the turf will turn into swamps and will not burn!!! and all!
by Pidori. Words just not. The city is suffocating.
XXX: here’s... hide the city, who needs a new Mercedes =(

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №33919
 02.08.2010
[11:27:12 AM] fucking, a colleague girl is sitting a meter away from me and squeezing a red lump
[11:27:32 AM] Truth is not in my taste, and I want more lollipop than her
[11:27:38 AM] already painfully appetizing

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