This story was told to me by Rovšan Askerov, and to him by Alexander Druz. Daughters
Friends somehow argued, well, and asked the father - is the word "foolish" considered motherly or not?
“We have a Twin,” a friend cried out. He is a philologist, go to him.
Fedor Dvinyatin was not at hand, and the discussion went to nothing.
After some time there, they — in this composition, Friends, two of his daughters and Dwinyatin — were taking a train to some sort of “What? Where is? “When?” In one cup. They came in and began to put things together. The twin threw his bag on the baggage shelf. The bag fell. He picked her up, stuck back.
The bag collapsed...When the bag fell on Twinyatin for the third time, Inna
A friend without any thought cried out:
By the way, Fedor Nikitich! For a long time I wanted to ask you: “foolish” is a motherly word?

Copenhagen doctors could not decide where to take the patients - to the ambulance or to the psychiatrist. For the first time in their lives, they saw a thousand frozen people shouting, “We are being killed by the heat! Stop the global warming!”

Yesterday I go home, I go to the entrance, I see the jacket weighs (not bad enough) I approach it, and on it a sheet and something is written, even on the phone took:
Be human!Do not throw the jacket, just here on the third floor lives a girl, which I seem to love, and in the jacket it is uncomfortable to go in the window and you will not throw it there.

It was around 10 in the street.
He took a marker and wrote "+1" on the sheet.

Too late to run. They surrounded me.
Press closer... There was no worse day.
My heavy bag goes down.
I hear a wicked laugh. They are closer and closer.
Hundreds of hands grabbed and torn into pieces.
The kidneys were ripped off again, the socks broken.
Above is a tree... What a ridiculous posture...
I decided to work in the garden of Santa Claus.

Listen, Nathan, are you different to me? I need advice! )
2: What is the problem?
Where can you invite a girl on a first date?
Am... the first date? Well, for example, you can invite to the pool - immediately and look at the figure))
1 is excellent)
by official vote *
Anastasia, can I invite you to the pool?
2: O_o Here is the point...))

NDPBNZ

We go on the street with a girlfriend, a guy passes by, a girlfriend gives a phrase that just killed:
In contact we are friends.

Trains under La Manche cannot resume traffic due to severe seven-degree frosts

I stayed at home for a week with a temperature. parents on a business trip, a session on the nose, inet polomallo... a friend came. She brought a strawberry, fed medicine, cooked food, walked a dog, cleaned up in the apartment, cleaned the net, wrote a half-course, fed again, slept and went home.
Why am I not a man? would marry.

Alluneral: Hey, I don’t know if this can be called the subconscious desire of the body, but in the summer (that summer I was sitting at the computer without wasting), when I got up in the morning, I opened the door to the corridor and stood waiting for the room to load.

xxx (01:18:30 21/12/2009)
I bought a beautiful dress. The evening.
yyy (01:19:14 21/12/2009)
Which? Describe it
xxx (01:20:32 21/12/2009)
long in the floor, silk, black, below the bottom drawn koalas
The back is open and wrapped like a swimsuit.
yyy (01:20:49 21/12/2009)
It’s cool, especially about the coal xD
xxx (01:21:15 21/12/2009)
I just love these flowers.)
xxx (01:21:31 21/12/2009)
What Flowers? Koala is a bear.
yyy (01:22:03 21/12/2009)
These are flowers.

M: Fuck, I’m tired of getting fat and not getting fat, I want to pump...
I was tired of eating and getting fat.
M: Do we go away?
Let’s go... and how?
M: I think it should somehow be transmitted sexually.

If you consider that 30% of the dust is made up of the shells of human skin, I have just carved out the remains of a pair of corpses from the system.

1 channel, interview with a resident of the house, in Vladivostok, in which a training artillery projectile was hit, during the rehearsal of the naval parade.
Resident: I sit at home, I watch TV, I hear whistles, whistles, blows and explosions. I thought the bathroom fell from the balcony, it was already.

Mother: Did you have a girl?
No, no, no boy
You are blue?
No, it is blue!! to
Mom - O_o

Students are tired
Books are sleeping.
The wicked are waiting for them.
The bad lecturer sleeps.
To dream at night,
Close your eyes,
Go to...)))

M (20:24:00 16/12/2009)
Good gift
M (20:24:08 16/12/2009)
fucking
M (20:24:10 16/12/2009)
not those
J (20:24:25 16/12/2009)
Good to disappear
J (20:24:26 16/12/2009)
Oh is
J (20:24:27 16/12/2009)
not those

xxx: recently with my wife unlimited Internet spent 1024!!! to
YYY: How cool is it?
XXX is economical. Three condoms for two months was enough.

I went to Avatar today. The film is very good, if you do not get into the logic of military action. In fact, he is deeply philosophical. He reveals two of the most important things in the world.
1st No arguments, no logic for women. Only the seeds of the magic tree of Eve can change her point of view.
2nd Even the Alien Indians rule the one who has the coolest pterodactyl.

BOSH refrigerator in Eldorado, made in Germany, broken in Italy, repaired in China, sold in Russia for half the price only for the New Year.

XXX is OK
XXX: You are not cooking.
YYY: You called me a teaser!? to
YYY: What a thin upset!