Man in the library: Do you have books about suicide?
Librarian: Yes, but we do not give them to visitors.
Man : Why?
The library doesn’t give them back.

When will Google Home Search finally appear?

How can I tell my best friend that I don’t want to make love with him?? to
After sex, when he is in a good mood.

She: You don’t love me.
I am crazy about you.

The Rebel
What is the length of a zero vector?

by Bert
Do not believe

by Elvira
And the prince called me!!!!! to

Lanquu
Wrong the number?

Forum of Gynecology

#17 by Olga
Hi to! I drink the pills for about a year and I have a regular sex partner,But he refuses to end me "! How can I tell him that this is safe and safe?? to

I have a 5 year old son (Crossword). Question: what is the name of a box with a locking cap, used for transporting things, made of leather or something. A durable material? The first letter "C" is seven letters. The child thought, thought, did not know the answer. I begin to suggest:

- Well, when we go on the road, we take bags, avosks, backpacks and that....?? We take the...?
After thinking for a few seconds, he says:
And whoever eats it!! to

A real man is growing.

Taxi drivers told me. The new taxi driver did not remember all the dispatchers by name and calls from the bottom:
T. Allo who is this? and Tania?
D is no.
The valley?
D is no.
T is Ana?
D is no.
T and who?
by D. White
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh (he throws the phone)
The controller was called Bella.

Natalia (10:53:58 28/10/2009)
Sometimes I think you are strange.
Natalia (10:54:29 28/10/2009)
You can answer the question briefly.
Natalia (10:54:42 28/10/2009)
Not to disclose
Darth Vader (10:56:22 28/10/2009)
The cost of the profession. If I will give a clear and concise, and most importantly true and unacceptable interpretation, the answer to the question... I will be occupied with questions.

The soc. The survey:
What interests you more: the coming end of the world in 2012 OR why does the breasts lose weight?

From the women's forum, the topic "the most valuable in your MS" answers:

Courage and kindness.
Who is courage.
Strength and Care
Fuck the salary!
Go away man!
I was revealed ?

Survey: The last few movies you’ve seen

<xxx>
1st The House. The last series
2nd The House. The last series.
Three The House. The preliminary series.

Tanya is crying loudly.
He dropped a ball into the river.
money, lenses and documents.
A suitcase, a roll of breeze,
Cactus, Cigarettes and Cigarettes
Kerosene, clothes and sweets
Stone, scissors and paper
Honour, discernment and courage.
Conscience, certificate of income
aircraft and ships,
Monitor, processor and mouse
Taboret, the second book
The bed, the cell phone,
Alpshock, Lopata and Villas
Fireworks, fireworks and fireworks.
Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday
The Canary,
A sealed towel,
oil, soap, fireworks, stove
Gastroenterologist, by the way
Songs, dances and talks
The sun, the stars, the forest and the mountains,
of Saratov, Saratov and Vyatka.
I jumped a horse.
carburetor, pen, bedroom
the boiler, the boiler,
My hands, my feet, my dad, my mom.
Patriarch of the Dalai Lama,
Enlightenment, happiness and sorrow.
All of it floated into the sea.

People, I am not drinking. I do not drink at all. No alcohol for 4 months. at all. I did not stop drinking, I stopped drinking. Throw away you too. Well, there is no normal future for a country with half alcoholics and a quarter drinkers. Hence this is your favorite "only in Russia" and "all through the j0pu". Do you think it’s not serious?

According to the Ministry of Health of the Russian Federation, today there are 2.5 million registered alcoholics in Russia. People who have been diagnosed with alcoholism have been officially diagnosed by doctors.

You think that this is not the way the alkas and the drunkards begin - a litre of beer at night, the sacred cause. Stop to stop.

HHH
Does it have a domestic animal?

ZZZ
canane

HHH
Which?

ZZZ
The Cat

HHH
How are they called?

ZZZ
The cat...

HHH
Hardly...

When I was in school (a few years after I graduated), we had one jamshut instead of a cleaner. So, one day, some idiot wrote on the wall with a black paint. Jamsut was instructed to paint this unnecessity, since the wall was yellow, he mixed the yellow paint and painted it right above the black. The inscription remained, but instead of black color broke dark orange. The director glanced and ordered to paint the whole wall with another paint, but we had a green wall in the yellow corridor:) with the "h*em" again standing out, this time because of the collage of layers of paint, clearly so burgers pass, close to disassemble the eye is easy. The director was angry and said to cut off this "x*it". The next day we had a green wall in the yellow corridor with a brick-shaped inscription "X*Y".
Since then, this wall has been named "Our Rasha"

Status of the girl in contact:
What language do I learn: Spanish, German, French or Italian?

Answer on the wall:
Russian teaches fool, Russian

Early children are greater gesture. I found a love note from my daughter (class 2) with a date. Everything was so serious, solemnly, up to admired - second class, and such a gentleman writes. So this goat (my goat) counted and rule out: 2 spelling and 8 punctuation mistakes....

I read about cold weapons, in particular about bagers. Ppc here things write:

In the Soviet aviation of the time of the Great Patriotic War, bars, called martysches, were used on some aircraft. In length they were almost 4 meters, equipped from the end with a rubber loop designed for scrolling screws.
It is!! There are cases of use of such a barrel to protect against tarann. It is!!!! to
The current of the Russians may come to mind: the messenger picks on him - and he is his BAGROM!