There is one man working in our group. The soul of the company, the joke, the fun. Life stories are full of funny. Everything happened to him. Well, you know people who have had a similar story on every occasion. I didn’t always believe them, but I couldn’t lie, and I didn’t want to. Why do I have this?

7 years passed. Almost everyone in our small group changed except us two.

He continues to entertain everyone with his stories.

Over time, they have become even more funny for me, especially those I told him, and he is now decorating and making it his own.

In general. I go to the mushroom in my pants. Culturally, I’m lying, with the intention of sweeping a gorgeous ass, because without pants I haven’t watched it yet, and I’m interested! He breathes all kinds of compliments to my ear. And, rushing to another portion of pleasures in my address, erotic whisper ask: "Who is the best in the world?" And at this moment I get in my pants.
My inner fool is involved.
And I ended my own phrase with a lively voice: "Who has the fur on the pope?"
Thank God that the muščinka got not out of the scary and could finish the started, but his eyes at that moment I will never forget.

Many may think that between warm water, pleasant to touch, and boiling water, burning at the slightest touch, there is somewhere about 20-30 degrees of difference. In fact, the difference is only 1 degree. 1 degree of rotation of the crane handle.

When I went to kindergarten and hooliganized, the teacher sat me on a chair and did not let me play. I watched others play. That was punishment. It is now called flying.

My girlfriend says I look like an idiot in a bicycle helmet. But it’s better for me to look ugly than to fall and break my head right during sex.

Every year the New Year corporate is celebrated earlier and earlier under the pretext that before the holidays to book restaurants is more difficult and more expensive. Last year it was December 16. This year is scheduled for the first. I wonder how soon will we start celebrating it in August?

Citizens will take on medical expenses, and the government will take on oil revenues.

I shared it, and this is great.

I had a taxi order a couple of years ago, which I remembered because of its unusuality.



The lunch time. The private sector. A woman aged 65 left the house holding a baby of 4 months maximum in her arms. The child was trapped. She approached, opened the door, put the child on the back seat and named the address. I was already automatically going to touch when I see this woman standing on the street.



Do you not go?

and no. The daughter will meet and pay. Not far to go.

I’m a very small child, do they do that? ! to

My daughter told me to send it, and I sent it. Everything is normal.



I’t go that way now, but then I agreed. A couple of stops only had to pass.



I wasn’t driving, I was on the road. One hand on the steering wheel, the other holds the child so that he does not slip from the seat when braking.



They arrived. A girl of 30 years. He opens the door and takes the child.



I – Do not do that anymore. You are not afraid for the child. Suddenly...

D is not the first time.



Those words interrupted me.

He put in the money and closed the door.

Victor Kustikov: The vedra in the sky did not launch, the night vase (pot) was needed. In the school years, they were stunned by blowing ballons from the syphon. The scheme is known: sulfur from light bulbs or powder, as a flame of sticks from the pen. Once after school with the boys went to the building with another balloon, the imagination was already exhausted, and then a pot fell on the eyes. Next to it was a large table with a metal table. I put a bottle on the table, I light a fire, I cover with a pot. The pot blows up to the sky, and very high. No one noticed the noise of the explosion. Nearby works a height crane, and above the crane in a radius of a couple of kilometers there is nothing. The pot falls from the top on the crane, begins to rumble over metal structures like a wolf's helmet in a famous cartoon and falls to the feet of the strawper. The crane stops the crane. Follow this dialogue:
What shit are you?
I don’t know, the pot.
What pot?
The shit in which.
- Where is he from?
Maybe he was thrown out of the plane or the astronauts.

Again, Eugene was not just so excited to Tatiana: she is now married, but the place of the lover is vacant. He did not want to get married (until death separates), but to spend some time with a young, beautiful, but naive lady - it is.

You have forgotten to write "at the mothers". While the poor thian was, of course, not interesting, and here in addition to the whispering money and gifts could be picked up. That the girl wasn’t stupid, I didn’t understand. Here I broke.

Technological elements are considered to be elements that relate exclusively to the manufacturing process. in the mushroom, for example.

I would regret the girls who have no one to look at, so to speak, for curiosity! I would say a puppet...

And here are those who look at 20+ cartoons - these really don't deserve if not life at all, then at least sexual life.

In general, no life is deserved by those who think they have the right to decide what others deserve. Well, people look at cartoons, well, they like it, although it's a bit strange - you fuck it? You’re being paid a cut for every cartoon you watch, right?

I went back yesterday to bring the lever (right-left) back to the store.
The goods were ordered, asked for the original to bring, fully paid, ordered not me.

- Here, back to you, your wonderful spare parts, here is the check.
We do not accept spare parts that are ordered back.
- you brought smoothies, they are different producers, different kinds!
There was no single producer.
This is not the original!
It’s similar, all take such, everything works perfectly!
- but they are different, this ball is roughly boiled, and this hole under the screw in the salent block under the screw of a larger diameter!
- no less, it will be stuck and it will work, put it, everything will be okay.
I cannot put them!
Why is?? to
They are both right!
They count the money.

xxx> is a matter of fact. This page is to be filled.)
yyy> Write everywhere "error in database"
yyy> I always do this when there is no desire to fill the infinite "describe yourself in more detail, and tell what hobbies you have had throughout your life"
yyy> Then the check and passes without problems, and the rest of the users can see that it is just swallowing the base on the site.

XHH: The Swallow Tester
XHHH: Painted on the door of the cabinet a sign "Government Department" ((

It’s a classic of robotics – it’s easy to make a robot flying to Mars and it’s hard to make a robot running to a neighboring bar for beer.

Here you are talking about admin, and I don’t even know how he looks in our office. We all work well, and if something is wrong, then the application is thrown away and he remotely corrects it. They say once I came to change the cartridge, but I was on vacation.

The employee walks around the office, tells about life, passing by the boss clarifies when there will be a meeting. The manager said in 10 minutes.
“Well, I’ll have time to go to the laundry room,” the employee said.
And continues to walk around the room continuing the earlier conversation about the fact that he was diagnosed with schizophrenia in his youth and was not taken into the army.
Then he sits down and continues to work.
The boss asks:
You’re going to the bathroom, why don’t you go?
Another person was gathering.

Our dad today filina caught that from the zoo in May (!) has flown. The bird lived for a long time on the wild in the zoo itself, hunting waterflies. Then she moved to the neighboring residential building from five floors, and in the autumn moved to the square at her husband's work. In the morning, the bird was noticed by the husband’s boss. On the way to the zoo, they said, “Our! The chief decided that such a little thing, like catching a phyllin, our father is exactly in his power - somehow he is managed with seven children! The husband, having heard the order, went to work, removed someone's coat from the hanging there (well, it lived there, long since separated from the direct owner) and called a colleague with a car.
It is known that the phyllin sees poorly during the day, so the bird is not very tense, although it has struck on the crust of the gravian trail. I was more surprised by the people walking around. The husband just crossed the fence and threw a woman's coat on a stranger!
So, with a blue cloth, my husband and a colleague arrived at the zoo. There, of course, they were very surprised to see instead of the long-awaited runner-up a dull clutter of blue color. But the husband asked him to believe his word and was placed in a cage. There, he opened his arms along with his coat and the walker hanged down his head, clinging to his legs with huge nails over the mattress. I was delicately shocked! Well, everyone, of course, was surprised by this way of catching wild birds. They hunted her with a net, from which she with her powerful wings and nails chose.

Isn’t it because men simply live less and, in general, in dying wives, their husbands are simply dead?! to

Most women with breast cancer have their husbands dying.