Dmitry, who brought a wet chicken home in the early morning of September. Thank you huge!

Katze North: "self-made folder for different notes, children's drawings or for printed recipes"
(Touch the head on the wall)
Drekhann: [goes on the head, putting the palm under the lobby so that the hamster doesn't jump]

From a conversation at the cafe:
And then he said that I am not a typhoon and a hurricane in bed. I did not understand and asked. He called me unmodern. Why is?
When did you last watch the news, Irma?

I came from three parental gatherings in a very unhealthy condition. She asked her to go to bed and tell her stories. She told one, the second, began to tell in a confusing language, the third, apparently, fell asleep, because she woke up from her daughter’s voice: “Mom, Mom, and what does it mean – Cinderella had a good leadership?”

# educational
Remember, the scroll is written without a soft sign.

In Atlanta, a police officer was fired for trying to calm down a woman driver he stopped on one of the tracks.

The incident was captured on a camera installed in the police car and was later published by the NBC television channel.

A white woman wasly afraid of a police officer, thinking he could shoot her. Then the law enforcement officer stated that she had nothing to worry about, as the police killed only blacks.

and yes. And on our site it is written - "Storage of dead niggers".

The Innocent Angels:
What if you crossed children’s cartoons and porn?

Google search for the keyword "hentai" have you not tried?

<Natalia>The doctors said: "You can’t worry!"Well, you’re sitting like that, well, what to do now? What to waste life on?

fmic> Alexander, we are of course grateful and we all had a lot of fun.
fmic> But please do without "USB-STREAM" in the translated documentation.
fmic> Everyone is very lively representing them and impossible to work.

x: DSP, MDF, DVP, how to decrypt it?
y: wooden plywood
y: wood fiber
y: small dispersion fraction
y: Sorry, my father is related to woodworking.
Z: Buratino, are you that?

From Habr:
XXX: The fact that
Yyy: Your in-depth analysis does not take into account that
zzzz: I agree, though

XX: There is one important advantage in being an atheist.
The atheist can easily pretend to be a believer if necessary.
A believer cannot pretend to be an atheist.

On the eve of the pool party, a letter from the secretary (only to the guys of the company) and further correspondence:
xxx: Hi everyone, < some uninteresting info>. Also, the beautiful half of the office is looking forward to seeing you in beautiful swimsuits))
YYY: Good morning I don’t have a swimsuit, if I’m swimming in shorts, will I not be expelled?
zzz: I also don’t have a swimsuit, because I’m a convinced nudist, and even if I go to work without cowards, will I not be expelled if I’m swimming naked?
ccc: I am a convinced voyeurist. Will I not be expelled if I watch Zzz swim naked?
Vvv: I am a convinced trader. Will I not be expelled if I shoot all three on the video and sell it on Hotmale?

Channel: Well, if you are close, you can steal billions, and if you are a police colonel, you can also win billions in a roulette type)))
I have a roulette. Please tell me how to win it?

to this:
Shuttle and Hi. I will fly to Pulkovo. Tell me, is it possible to force some Peter's bookstore to bring the goods there and leave them in the storage chamber? Not in the book, but in the book.
S: It is hardly. But in Nevsky there is a 24-hour Bookweed.
M: You are sick!
Fuck it Peter.
M: dishonestly
SH: You woke up at three o’clock at night and wanted Kafka. Fuck you to do?
And here is the bookmaker.

And the bridges. Divorced...

When we were shown that Taylor’s series had the best match, I remained silent because I trusted the band.
When on the theory of the rows we were proved that the Fourier rows had the best convergence, I remained silent, because I found no error in the proof.
When the same poker facet showed us that Chebyshev's polynoms had the best match, I remained silent, because it was too late to argue.

[Later it turned out that all three statements are true, only the criterion by which the "best convergence" is determined changes.]

Why is the Pope called the Pontiac?
You are a crush! Not a pontiff, but a pontiff.
You are a fool...

I saw a formula for happiness. And so much? There are some unknown.

I come home and feel the tension hanging in the air. My wife seems to not notice that with the dimensions of our apartment is quite difficult. My daughter, who is in third grade, sits next to me and shares the news from school that flows smoothly into the message that two twin sisters from her class are coming to her. They played, ate well, and then watched albums with photos. The classmates said that I was very similar to Uncle Serge, their mother’s friend. He recently gave my mom a car, it's not very big, but good. My name is also Serena.

The British told the Hindus: We respect your tradition of sati, burning your wife with your dead husband. Respect our tradition of hanging those who participated in this. Therefore, next to the traditional fire of sati will stand our traditional hanging.