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[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №21988
 31.10.2009
Some (16:47:44 27/10/2009)
Lash, how is the weather?

Lexus (16:47:53 27/10/2009)
clearly

Some(16:48:36 27/10/2009)
What do you understand? How is the weather?

Lexus (16:48:56 27/10/2009)
clearly

Some(16:49:08 27/10/2009)
Difficult to answer, right?and :(

Lexus (16:51:23 27/10/2009)
Clearly with us!! It is sunny!! I’m not a blonde, but I’m busy, then I’ll write more about humidity and temperature.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №21987
 31.10.2009
lakpun: every woman has a skeleton in her closet, well, even the smallest can, but there is)
Gremlin: Oh, but some have niibazo cemeteries there!

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №21986
 31.10.2009
and Ponchik:
If someone invented a method of calculating moral damage, he would be rich.
by MIG:
The measure of suffering in Russia could be vodka.
Did you drink vodka when you suffered?
Thirty thousand dollars, water checks.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №21985
 31.10.2009
aaa: Instead of ManualStarter, the process was called ManulStarter...
bbb: fuck starter, fuck

[ + 76 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №21984
 31.10.2009
Only in Russia can a ski hike rely on a concrete fence.

[ + 93 - ] Comment quote №21983
 31.10.2009
AAA – Welcome to you! Can you help me with the course?
xxx: the fucking
A: What is it?and ((
Fuck... Fuck... I’ll help.

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №21982
 31.10.2009
The news:
Internal troops of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of Russia on Thursday held in the Moscow suburb tactic special exercises, at which the head of the Ministry of Internal Affairs Rashid Nurgaliyev was present. According to the legend of the manoeuvres, in a settlement a large group of pensioners went out to a rally with the demand for social support and blocked the track of federal significance. According to Interfax, the natural rally was "disrupted" with the help of the latest water meters, light noise grenades and tear gas.

Thus, for the disengagement of the unauthorized rally and the liberation of the highway, according to the decision of the leadership of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of Russia, special forces of the Internal Forces were applied using the latest small and medium-sized water-metal vehicles "Groza" and "Storm". Within minutes, with the help of light noise grenades, tear gas, as well as water bullets, numerous crowds of pensioners were dispersed, some of them were arrested.

Fuck, it’s hard to comment...

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №21981
 31.10.2009
Injustice is when the weak deceive the strong.

[ + 70 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №21980
 31.10.2009
It was so long ago that there was still a network of friends of FIDO (I think even 95% of people now will not understand those maniacs sitting at midnight at the modem and with trembling and crazy respect of those relating to communication - it's not aska to you when you write.
You read it today, you answered it tomorrow, you read it after tomorrow. DAK is not about that. We gathered like our team to collect from all Kemerovo and surroundings. of 35 people. It was fun, and in my
One room in the hotel was all over. And since it wasn’t just a beer bowl, but a live communication (nootbook then stood like a shuttle) communication was delayed and the landing was equipped to the nearest shuttle. They kept her from the mountains (they were really cooking well) So here is the painting with oil. Approaching the kiosk with hot sandwiches for 2 people at 12 o'clock at night. Ask for a hot sandwich for a try. The children of the mountains were not bullshit (for our money) and the brood was a half-cut baton generously filled with salad and cheese. In general, to be honest, even one for two is normal for dinner.
Further, the painting with oil - completing this test (and the hungry were crazy) was given a request of 35 pieces. The seller fell out of the window and went out to see whether his kiosk was surrounded by hordes of Tatar Mongolian invaders who jumped and did not eat for 3 months before the kiosk. No - only two guys sit and smoke normal cigarettes, not even grass. He runs to the phone automaton - and wherever it calls. We sit, we think, in the police or in the psychic.
We wait... There is a six with sleeping aunts also not of the Russian nationality and boxes with supplies are rushed out of the trunk, so say ingredients. In 40 minutes, we get 5 packs of hot sandwiches. We go. To the hotel is 5 minutes walk so the food comes hot and fat once by the crowd in 5 minutes. In the process of communication, another 5 people come from the city and already at 2am the same guirls are sent for a new portion of food. On the runway we approach the kiosk "40 sandwiches!" The seller falls out of the window and runs to the phone. The picture is repeated with the car. But there follows a polite question - "the boys can we immediately prepare, or the car from the other end of the city to drive..." Since the time is early and the people already want to sleep - we say that it is no longer necessary. The epilepsy. Early in the morning, at 11 a.m., cleaning up in the room and handing it over, he decided to buy his beloved sandwiches on the road. I approach the kiosk - the seller is the same... The first question the seller gave a positive for the whole day. "I was asking - to cook or not, or I will be sent by the household and they didn't sleep all night..." He calmed up and bought 3 pieces and went home. This is how it used to be without herbs and heroin vodka - not what today's youth. P.S Hello the golden triangle 2:5001 zone from
(2:5001/22.99)

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №21979
 31.10.2009
My employees have not been asking for a salary increase for three years. I would like
Do you know where they are picking me up?

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №21978
 31.10.2009
Coloured
From me will come out a good cat the main against the wool not to peel

Eroha
What, are you putting in the shoes?

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №21977
 31.10.2009
I have a lot of worms at home. I have a private yard.
YYY: And you love them all?
I’m here tonight and I’m happy.
You need to get married...that’s not the matter.
xxx: not taken
YYY: Not for them!! to

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №21976
 31.10.2009
Can you count to 10 in Spanish?
Until the fifth one two three four.
And then next?
–... I know you want me

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №21975
 31.10.2009
--Irinka-- ‎(12:47):
with the car seat - spare parts go a long time, the suspension must be changed

AlexanderJurnal ‎(12:48):
Oh those hats! Dartanyan out after them to the neighboring kingdom metals)))

[ + 57 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №21974
 31.10.2009
xxx: And if Google googled "how googled in Google", Google googled? O_O

[ + 101 - ] Comment quote №21973
 31.10.2009
Men, you are our defenders, you are the embodiment of strength, nobility, patience. "All men" are the position of poor women. There will be and will be near you the one you need. Which will be pleased to welcome you after the work day with a delicious dinner and a kind word. Stupid and greedy women use men. Uncertain men "buy" women. Two smart people will definitely meet and will be able to create an ideal relationship.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №21972
 30.10.2009
Katya (18:46:59 28/10/2009)
You are lonely? Do you feel unnecessary to anyone? Send a message to 5445. Talk to me, I will fulfill all your wishes.
emostyle (18:50:34 28/10/2009)
Has the number changed?
emostyle (18:50:40 28/10/2009)
You had a megaphone.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №21971
 30.10.2009
From the forum: "There have often been cases when a payment was made to the wrong number by the cashier’s vein!!and "

and UGU. Cassir put off the syringe and blissfully covered his eyes. There was another payment by the cashier’s vein."

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №21970
 30.10.2009
Conversation with the child.
The capital of China?
Son: Mom, he can’t have a capital, this is the city.
Mother : Why?? to
This is written in the metro.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №21969
 30.10.2009
Giordano_Bruno > Inquisitor: The Inquisitor

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