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[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №19988
 04.09.2009
I work in a contact center of a large cellular operator. Today, a subscriber appealed who needed to clarify the code word. He replied – I forgot. See - the code word by number really "forgot". and genius.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №19987
 04.09.2009
When will the Russian diaspora finally be established in Moscow?? to

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №19986
 04.09.2009
Throw someone audionarkotics "I slept out" and "I want to learn"

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №19985
 04.09.2009
allvp: I was struck by Windows 7: I clicked the search for drivers on the internet, and she found... fuck

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №19984
 04.09.2009
to this:
I want him to first massage my whole body and then do it all by himself, whistling out of passion and burning out of desire, and not having to move at all. And then he would embrace and say, "I have had no one better than you," and smote his head until I fall asleep.
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Diagnosis is breathtaking.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №19983
 04.09.2009
Mope (22:36:52 3/09/2009)
Remember in 5 minutes about the cough.

Mope (22:51:00 3/09/2009)
With you a pot.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №19982
 04.09.2009
Strangely, in this tincture of 60 degrees, and the effect of absolutely no - broke out with sincere surprise a friend, even 5 minutes ago, running, scaring guests, through the apartment from the evil appearance with vegetables in the hands, trying to catch us housewife, so that there was something to eat tomorrow...

[ + 130 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №19981
 04.09.2009
by KMP
C 16 years old (as soon as he entered the institute) fiercely in love with a group. In four years without reciprocity, I learned to live with this, and in the summer I met a girl - a beautiful, smart, independent, talented, and, in addition, crumbled on the whole head (like me). A female friend.
Suddenly my love announced, I offered to meet. It turned out that in the last six months she broke up with a guy, became much smarter, grew up as a person, realized what she wanted. They spoke almost all night, then came to me, then there was sex.
I don’t understand anything now, except that you have to make a decision, make a choice. There is simply no right choice.
Shoot me please.

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Here let you shoot, your fellow girlfriend is using you stupidly, if you stay with her to what you go and lean, she will throw you away after a while, again will motivate you as with her past guy that "grown up as a person" and so on (even that she used sex as a weapon to humiliate you indicatively), and you will be killed that girl who understands you and so on you lost, but decide yourself what you need but my advice and those who will stay with the girl you met recently.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №19980
 04.09.2009
From Google Questions Answer:
A: The hamster has baldness and a red neck. What is the reason? What to treat?
A: Does it wrap up?

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №19979
 04.09.2009
C project Answers@mail
xxxxxxxxxxx:
There is a saying that before going out to the sea you need to eat half a kilo of red tomatoes.
YYYY :
It is better to eat something red. Red spots look beautiful on board and entertain other passengers

[ + 106 - ] Comment quote №19978
 04.09.2009
and Miss:
I drove to the center today. I stood up at the door with a wonderful guy. Black leather coat, white, eyes in lenses, hair slipped back. In the headphones on the floor of the car plays Natalia Oreiro. In the middle of the race, he starts talking. with myself. I caught the phrase “Zidan, another bite, and you’re a han.” and then I pulled out a healthy seafood from my inner pocket, shake it impressively and shake it back.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №19977
 04.09.2009
At the Minsk station he saw a bomb in a box from under the Horizon TV, with the advertising slogan "All for life!". What a socially-oriented state, however!

[ + 70 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №19976
 04.09.2009
euphoria: put in sockets with protection from children, so that for the little one not to be afraid. after an hour, my husband was fucking electric because he was curious to find out how they work and he drove 2 spikes into the outlet (

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №19975
 04.09.2009
I hate piercing. I go to work by the school... Those three young boobs go and all fucking in the piercing... If you are a wicked man, then you at least uranium break in your ass - you will not become more beautiful than this, and if nothing-so, then uranium break in your ass - only spoils the picture...
c) The gyroscope

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №19974
 04.09.2009
A four-year-old son approached and asked, “Mom, can I marry you?”
I calmly answer "No, dear, I’m married to my dad"
To which he, even more calmly, says: “Nothing terrible, daddy marries another aunt and leaves with a mysterious smile.
Oracle is fucking.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №19973
 04.09.2009
experienced a shock.
At work, the water was cut off, as a result, the toilets were closed.
I went to a local institution of the type "sort". In it, in an honorable place (right in front of the eye of the whisperer), surrounded by all kinds of abuse and censorship, the written with a large, careful handwriting is beautiful.
You will never guess what...
"A Elbert Hilton..." In English... Fully...
There are no words.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №19972
 04.09.2009
<@Notaha> the jury on me stands up
<@Notaha> small but pleasant

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №19971
 04.09.2009
From the C/C Forum:
An adult cow could be taken for 5 thousand.
An hour or a night?

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №19970
 04.09.2009
In the ZH:

xxx: there are fossilized mammoth extremes (presumably)
Maybe it is just a stone. I am changing for SAAB 900 to 85 years of production

Yyy: There is a piece of iron 3 kg.
Probably the SAAB 900 85 year of release. Do you change?

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №19969
 04.09.2009
Dyos: They made a mark. The double consistent. Probably fat. Now black paint the strip in the middle.


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