At 4:30 a.m., three foreigners arrived. Greetings and silence.
I: Do you have a rocket?
They are: Noah
I am English?
They are: her
I, in broken English: Yor migration cards and passports plus
They are :?? to
I: Cards of Migration
They are: aa, e
(They go into their pockets, get these papers, show them and take them back.)
I: leave passports and cards for registration
They are looking at me.
I: I am registered until you slip. Moning, when you go, he brexit passports take.
They have eyes on the fifth.! to
Fuck me, how can I explain it to you!!? to
One of them with a smile: Speak Russian, I understand.

A normal Russian man does not need smiley.
To express his emotions, he has enough matjugs.

XXX as a new job
YYY: No more though. I smelled 12 hours a day. by 7000 r. And the general, the fucker, not only did not pay these pennies, but also hanged an old order on me, which was stunned before I arranged - 25 kr. The police are scared if I don’t work.
XXX: What did you do?
Would you do Foley here? Idiot is gone. I thought a photo of him on some gay dating site to hang up, but did not.
Is the security service scared?
Yyy: No, just such a pedras like this, there will definitely find your love. He throws me on the grandmother, and I will also arrange for his personal life!

Nev: I would reduce my breasts
on the contrary. I cannot myself
Buying everything on your chest
Divided by
I would be in your place.
I would take those who divide!
It can be one movement.
Make your personal shoulder.
and life.

From discussion how not to listen to the alarm clock and get up at 6.00.
I have to drink three glasses of water, go to bed and then I wake up at 6 o’clock because I want to go to the toilet.
Dad: You’ll wake up at two and four, and you’ll sleep like a dead man at six.

[00:53:21] <nitnatsnok> do you know the anecdotes?
[00:53:55] <Angelica> I look like a petrosan
[00:54:08] <sweet> is it right? It is great! and :)
[00:55:00] <Angelica> This was a question

She: You’re always asking such nonsense questions...how can’t you understand...
She: I love you!
He: Blow, the driver took off. Did you write?
She says: Go you go!

Sunito
Fuck me at work.

Sunito
Really

Sunito
I walked through the corridor, I met a bag of shurshit, chased by the wind. I stretched out my hands, I said: my little brother, fly to me!" I caught, exchanged in the kitchen for a low-salted cucumbers.

X: What is a vacation?
YYY: This is when you can be late to work and there is nothing to do about it.

A: You change guys like gloves.
Q: Is it my fault that one is Jewish, the other is stupid, and the third has cut his hair?! to

When he and a friend were sitting in his father’s seat (we were eight years old). My father didn’t have a car, and I was a stranger. My friend with a serious face says:
D: This is the smoker!
I: You are lying! Is this specifically for smokers in the car? (I didn’t believe him at all)
Well, as a smoker, it is clear...
He drowned the device with the agent 007’s face, waited until he jumped out and showed me...
He’s got hot, right?
D is AGA)
Why is it not red? Maybe it didn’t work?
D: Not exactly red... It probably didn’t work...
HHH: And knocked in the smoker with the finger...
HH: It was so funny.)
From the fool...
A year later, he found his brother’s gas balloon.
I guess what will happen next...
bhh: Well, his brother has a stick and painted a sheet of hanji on the balloon.)))
This is a fool "Oh! Fresh mouth for the mouth!"
He may have had a hard time in life...

Toughened Laminated (12:30:23 14/07/2010)
The hair was given a talk.. and the rubber is not any.. usually at work was a stick..for the hair..to the archy there is no nickel.. used in his chlamny butt.. smatru.. nail 12cm.. the cockroach came

Toughened Laminated Safety (12:31:27 14/07/2010)
I sit with a nail from my head.
Being disturbed by a cup of coffee was just the beginning of my odmin career.

Gentoo: Compared to me, he’s too fast!
Cib0rg: Yes, he is generally striving and unstoppable compared to you)
Cib0rg: Even the continents in Formula 1 are playing with you!

The heat in Moscow.
I look out the window and a big black dog runs through the yard.
I call my wife: Look, what a huge pudel!! There were shepherds in his family!! to
Wife: Oh, but not shepherds and newfoods. Fuck you!! They barbed the watershed.

and AENOR
I know nothing.
Money is my private property. They are under the protection of the state.
They must now be protected by the state.

A question for men!! to
You start communicating with a girl and after some time you will find out that the girl is successful, has a good high-paying job or other good income. Is it a big plus or a fat minus? Will you continue the relationship? Or, for example, you live with a girl and suddenly she has a career leap and she becomes a big boss. Could that be a reason for separation?

What a difference, mainly Cheb sauced with enthusiasm

I read Alan Cooper:
"There are practically no automated systems that allow to bring the element of chaos into the process".

Yes!! Have you ever encountered 1C?! to

The girl went to Italy.

YoRgurT (23:19:17 11/07/2010)
D. I miss you very much.

The most favorite!!11 (23:20:13 11/07/2010)
I have an antimicrobial with a speed of 54 Mbps.

Tagged: greetings
M: the corn
G: Tell me, please, what is the name of the guy who will invite to a date, he is late, so we do not meet, and then he writes that he was offended.
M: Crossed

from news.ru

The inscription in the "unknown" language caused trouble in Rome. Strange letters were found on the walls of one of the most revered Catholic temples of the Eternal City of Santa Skala (the Holy Staircase).

The Italian press exploded with publications that an unknown vandal wrote at the entrance of the temple insults, threats and curses to the pope of Rome Benedict XVI. And the newspaper Il Messagero that the inscriptions were made "in an unknown language".

His solidarity with the Pontiff was expressed by the mayor of Rome, Gianni Allemano, and Cardinal Agostino Vallini, the papal vicary of Rome, officially condemned the “insulting attacks on the Roman high priest.”

It turned out that on the wall of the church of Santa Skala was written literally the following: I LOVE YOU, FE! The Bathroom"

Of course, this is vandalism, ITAR-TASS agrees, but it has nothing to do with the Pope alone.