You have a pen: blue or red.
and blue. I don’t like red at school.

I just want everyone to be well.
YYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: of course
8 But when the sun rises, we and you will go in our deeds.
xxx: and things will be noticeably better, but we know why) only TS-S-S, no one, or they will know, you will not be able to shut your eyes.
Yyy: Ah leave the clash, don't let god mother know, anger don't pass her
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX: O_O

UG
Congratulations to the heroes who fought in 41-45! And the rest who were not sitting right on the ass, but brought to court at House-2.
A great human thanks to you. P.s This quote does not work!

Your body flies 2 cm in diameter. The ruble, you think.
The observer from the side sees that it is a breakout.

The penises of the hippopotamus and the elephant are more than a meter long, and sometimes such heavy objects have been used not only as reproductive organs. For example, children used to use a bull’s penis.
YYY: So that’s where the expression comes from – to hide!! to

My crown rule: after the first I do not eat - after the third I do not drink!

School and gym. There is a ping pong table in the corner. Four high school girls are invited to play. Fizruck prepares for classes with second-class girls and polently sends girls.
Those are not inferior, confident in their irresistibility - spikes, short shirts and half a kilo of makeup.
Then the physician just turns around, builds second class and...
be equal! and calm! Are we going to shoot big girls?
And yes!! The children rejoiced.
and Banzai! He commanded Fitzgerald. The happy kids are on the
High school girls.
On this day, a record was set in running on the spikes in a closed room.

and allo! Irina Nikolayevna, good night.
Yogurushka and hello. Probably the light? She can’t come –
She is in the shower.
Yes... I know. Please bring a towel here.

Wyrd :
Of all guitar techniques, techniques and methods of sound extraction, the most important remains not pizzicatto, not stacatto, but pizdatto. All great guitar masters played pizdatto, and, moreover, on completely different instruments.

by WarMaster:
Oh, and you won’t argue.

and uranium:
Why do you want to work only the first few hours in the morning?

by tinocastoro:
Figo, you are a worker!

Ann> Hey, here was the news in the newspaper archive about how Palekh artists fake Holyus lacquer miniatures!
Deuce>> The material is called "The Paleohuaans cooled?"

I haven’t watched television for a long time, but I’ve seen it recently.
Everything has changed, pleased one consistency - porn on REN-TV at night is still going =D

Y: With Bob Marley it will all be bright.)
X: and Sid Viches singing on the violin. xD

Sheep don’t know how to swim because they don’t have a muscle that closes the anal hole, so they can just drown in such a tragic way.

People often do absolutely stupid things. For example, when he is thrown out of an airplane without a parachute, he knows that he will not fly like a bird, but still has his hands.

Web developer: fucking, i8 is out
Web developer: how bad it is ((((((

Smoking in the morning:

Do you want a brain trojan?
2 is well?
The evening bell... the bom, the bom... the evening bell, the bom bom.
2: What is the joke?
Now you will also sing all day.

Smoking in the evening:

2: Fuck, I’ve already gotten that foolish bell.
1: It is easy to cure, in fact. Just start singing "Boys and girls tuturu-tutu"...

XXX: Greetings
YYY: Hello
XXX: How is life?
Yyy: knocking the key
XXX: What is new?
Key: The New Key

>>something Chinese posted a picture in a popular Chinese social network with my server, placed so that it was loaded from my server, short as soon as he did, the server died, I did not immediately understand what happened )) it was fun.

>>What we have DDoS, the Chinese just have traffic...

On behalf of all the adequate Ukrainians, I congratulate all the adequate Russians on the small but beautiful victory over “House 2!”
I sincerely hope that this is the beginning of the end of this five-year hoax, on which the Russian people spent millions of rubles by voting via SMS.
Hurra the Borovs!
Fuck the shit of the pirates!