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[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №20668
 23.09.2009
I searched for the Yandex text of the claw "In the cat, in the cat the claw of gold. and. " for my daughter In the search line, Yandex so carefully offers suggestions: cat diarrhea cat tears eyes cat falls hair cat cat constipation cat flows saliva cat cat goes hair cat smells from the mouth cat tears eye cat faeces with blood cat diarrhea what to do

The poor cat!

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №20667
 23.09.2009
Do not be deceivers! K.O This is not Captain Evidence. Captain Evidence would never have signed so obviously!

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №20666
 23.09.2009
KirieHa: and I had sex in the woods on a penny with ants)
I haven’t had any ants yet.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №20665
 22.09.2009
Once at the beginning of June, we walked with one group around the universe, entered the old corps. And there laboratories are joint phys.techa and himfak. - just pulled out of the films - disasters: the basement floor room, polished walls, wires, pipes, in the corridor cabinets with broken glasses, on the floor cracked probes... In short, beauty. And there are also the students who came to enter, they still look at these wonderful catacombs with great suspicion in their eyes. But here from the pinch the door of one of the laboratories opens, on the doors of which the icon "Care, radiation" is painted, from there, holding a desperately smoking test tube on extended hands, a guy in a coat runs out, and with a wild mat runs through the entire corridor, from the wings to the other. The apprenticeship just settled, but the number of those who wanted to enter decreased in front of the eyes. They spoke with the words: go away from here.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №20664
 22.09.2009
Zebra (11:20:11 22/09/2009)
Did you try to meet guys through minet?
Zebra (11:20:27 22/09/2009)
It’s fun, sometimes you can find good people.
Zebra (11:20:34 22/09/2009)
fucking
Zebra (11:20:37 22/09/2009)
I burn
Zebra (11:20:39 22/09/2009)
and Inet
Maruska (11:20:42 22/09/2009)
ahahahahah
Zebra (11:20:50 22/09/2009)
My mom was so excited xDDDDDDD

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №20663
 22.09.2009
I really guessed today. Not only is it that we have been changing the elevator for the second month and I am greatly embarrassed to walk to the 9th floor. It is said that the elevator is being installed by some Tajiks. But when I go down the stairs I hear: “We can’t install the elevator, SCOTCH the boss has not brought.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №20662
 22.09.2009
A: My car was stolen.
B: Whoever needs this rubble, it costs 3 cents.
A: Don’t tell me, I’ve filled a full tank.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №20661
 22.09.2009
Popular performer Anna Semenovich took part in a new fun online game "Who is smarter Semenovich?". The rules of the game are very simple: the sexy singer will take off her clothes while the participant answers the questions correctly.
A good reason to lose your virginity for Anatoly Wasserman.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №20660
 22.09.2009
From the forum:
Scientists from General Electric have unveiled a disk that can hold 500 gigs of information, and Pioneer is about to make a terabyte bulb by 2013!
2 "Please wait. It remains 2.5 months until the end of the proceedings."
After 2.5 months -... and the verification of data has begun!!! to
4-"...The process has been successfully completed. Do you still need it? Yes/No / Cancellation of..."

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №20659
 22.09.2009
She: And I learned how to make sushi...mm...)
Are you tired of taking care of the aquarium? and :)
Tomorrow I will try to cook.
He: Oh, and the dog got? :D

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №20658
 22.09.2009
Hunting for pleasure is killing for pleasure.
Is fishing a killing for pleasure? Or if the carapace does not whisper, can it be killed?
The mushrooms, the mushrooms have forgotten! It does not burn and does not burn.
Macmahon: Well, the mushrooms also cut a lot of us

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №20657
 22.09.2009
We have a guy one in our group (musical) was.. decided to make the electric guitar on his own.. found, therefore, a body of something, the recorders bought, all the things... Waal his miracle of the week and a half-two... came to the next rehearsal proud of such.. shows his creation - a nice result ))) Connects the guitar to the combination, in that control, the volume to the maximum, and from the columns is distributed: "You listen to the radio Majak" ))))))))).... In general rehearsals there was no week 2 )))))))))))))

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №20656
 22.09.2009
Fuck the school? Fuck the idiots? Damn the Gandhi? Fuck the crazy? Fuck the bastards? Fuck the neighbors? Fuck the menta? Fuck your ancestors? Fuck your friends? Fuck the grandmothers? Fuck the men? Fuck the politicians? Fuck the country? Fuck the life?

Do not be upset. Fuck them all.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №20655
 22.09.2009
I haven’t read the Abyss for a couple of weeks. I rightly understood that recently the old man on the green six got stuck on the roads?

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №20654
 22.09.2009
Tomorrow we’ll know who will be, a boy or a girl.
We read that the little one already (in the stomach) hears everything and needs to talk to him - here is my sitting in the evenings, while I fall asleep, and tells the stomach in the tone of the fairy tale grandmother's device of the motorcycle Ural.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №20653
 22.09.2009
Today the number was...
I am standing at the bus stop... suddenly from behind the stops there appears a kind of crazy cat, goes out to the middle of the bus lane... and dumbly starts to rot in the middle of the road... the stop has already begun to lie...
But a half-minute later the bus arrives - the cat remains in place... but the eyes change in the size of twice... as if a whole bus entered his personal toilet...

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №20652
 22.09.2009
Rin: At the subway another flyer distributor slipped. About something disagreeed, advertised a new office store.
Rin: Impressed approach to the topic. “You’re young, but already know the price of freedom? Do you hate being thrown into a frame? Do you want to finally get a walk? only we - common notebooks _without fields_ from nine rubles fifty copies!" :D

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №20651
 22.09.2009
The monument to the Ukrainian fleet is the legendary submarine Zaporozhye. In order not to drown, she was cooked to the pierce.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №20650
 22.09.2009
In response to:

1st :
Unbelievable, but the fact: after a beer came home and immediately three robes in a row with a windsor tied.
1st :
Three hours ago I tried to learn and failed.
2nd :
Then he tied a blanket, blanket, shirt and crane in the bathroom.

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Bender is you? O_O

(K) of

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №20649
 22.09.2009
The rector cut out the inets in the entire student community.
All the students were drunk.

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