The next day after the concert, she invited me to teach her how to play guitar.
XXX I asked if I had a brother or a sister
She said she doesn’t have a guitar, but she can’t take it.

Two small children are playing in the sandstone, and here one beats the other with all the shoulder on the head, the child just rushes up, the mommy runs to him and then the second gives... completely calm and pissing with a serious voice:
Please remove your nervous child.

He is :
One poet considered his wife the Beautiful Lady, dedicated her poems and worshiped her, but did not sleep with her, because true love does not need it. She left him two years later.

She is :
Why did he not sleep? I should have slept.

He is :
Because true love doesn’t need it, at least most people think so.

She is :
Well, maybe true love doesn’t need it, and a normal grandmother needs it.

I wanted to buy a chinchilla.
2: well
1: but I thought the 16 GB flash would be better

Oh wow! From the news:
The Supreme Court has confirmed the ban on the display of a known television program during the daytime. Now to look for "builders of love" on TNT will only be possible from 11 p.m. to 4 p.m.

Thank you to everyone who fought!!! to

As the saying goes, who gets up early...
Yyyy: He doesn’t sleep overnight (

Let them come and see where I am sitting. The other guys.
Sanya: And what? I sit on a good chair :)
Tatjana: And your chair, by the way, is tyrannized from a foreign department. So from the accounting point of view, you are standing!
Sanya: O_o
Tatiana – Yes. You are cottage. And you hold the keyboard in your hands because your desk... well you understood.

from the topic "child misconceptions" in one of the groups:
I thought that when the lights in the cinema slowly turn off, they slowly pull the fork out of the socket.
- I thought that the thermometer heals from the temperature, and he does not cure pascuda!
- I was told that if you lie, from the poop the berry will grow... always looked around.
When I was a child, I said I had daddy’s breasts because they didn’t hang.
The controller was long aimed at the telescope, and every time after switching the channel thought that it was the most noticeable in the world!
- I thought that if you lie on the floor under the TV you can see the cowards of the ballerina!!!! to
- Classes up to 2 thought that the mineral is a crap!!!! to
I believed that the shoes and clothes were actually sent to me by Chuck Norris.

The biggest misconception of my childhood – I thought that being an adult was great.

I was working with my girlfriend Matan and after two hours of training suddenly asked.
Do you know how much a class with a trainer costs?
She says, “I will give you tomorrow.”

How to do it next?? to

SMS from the employee:
"Bone, my computer has turned off.It’s somehow because I turned it off..."
5 minutes later:
"...of the roof?"

I was even confused...

I was at the visit of my wife’s friends. The most intelligent people, educated, smart.
I went to the toilet to write and in the middle of the day suddenly, explosively strongly sneezed... The pressure was powerful and I poured everything around. But it is empty. I didn’t think I had such a liquid chair. I fucking wiped out the toilet and joked in my pants.
A short time spent in good company.

One group said:

I was driving to Fitzgerald. She told the story :)
of dedication. He has eaten.
I see a girl. The blonde smiles to me. I approached.
and salutation
Hi...
My name is Serena.
I am Olga Olegovna.
Where are you studying?
In other words, I teach you :)
O_O

- You look at some porn, there any slug gets such bodies that you involuntarily want to run to the JEC to write a job application.
Don’t act, this is social!

There are only four types of officers.
The first type is lazy and stupid officers. Leave them, they are not harmful.
The second type is smart and hardworking officers. They are excellent officers of the headquarters, the attention of which will not escape the smallest detail.
The third type is hard work. These people are dangerous and should be shot on the spot. They burden everyone with completely unnecessary work.
And finally, the last type is the clever fools. These people deserve the highest positions.

c) Manhattan

From the New Building Forum:
The naked man from the first floor. Finally hang the curtains ?
I don’t like green, I like green.

You realize that you have grown up when you notice that all the cute girls in the transport are wearing engagement rings.

Nothing brings awakening in the morning like an unnoticed door...>_<

Rest in Egypt. The locals are poor, but speak Russian, and, as you dreamed, learn very quickly. I stand at the bar and order a whiskey. For the ease of communication, I tick my finger into the right bucket. The Barman:
Do you have that hood?
Having doubts, kiwi...local not ah how delicious, of course, but to be so. A tourist standing by the laugh explains. I ordered a cocktail yesterday, pointing to the bottles:
I have colas, here’s that hue, and here’s that fucking shit!

Husbands with experience live by day soul to soul, and by night ass to ass.

XXX from it!! My wife left me and my one-year-old child alone, ordering me not to wear diapers - let the skin breathe. And the child, while I crawled in the computer, went into the closet, picked up his wife's jewelry, including gold, scattered them on the floor and mocked them!!!! This is all about this mercantile shit!

Socialists have grown up.