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[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №23668
 14.12.2009
I took my car :)
She: I congratulate you! What color?
The color of a woman’s surprise ;)
She: Couldn’t you just write red?! to

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №23667
 14.12.2009
I come to a friend with beer and fish, she looks at the fish and asks harshly “Why does a fish have a head?” I want to look in the eyes of those I eat"
I am afraid of her...

[ + 134 - ] Comment quote №23666
 14.12.2009
Andrei Fursenko at the annual forum at Seliger said that the disadvantage of the Soviet education system was the attempt to form a creator, and now the task is to raise a qualified consumer, able to qualifiedly use the results of the creativity of others.

Here is this. Bring it to the best.This should be learned by our students and students. They want to make us brainless, uninitiative and unconditional slaves.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №23665
 14.12.2009
Philologists are so harsh that they don’t watch porn. They are reading her...

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №23664
 14.12.2009
Are you from Skynet?

B, No, I am from the Resistance.
Death to the damned cars!

I mean the provider.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №23663
 14.12.2009
from the order on the enterprise, signed by the Director, the last paragraph:
"To notify this order to all structural units of the company".

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №23662
 14.12.2009
Diet is when you don’t eat a sausage, but secretly chew it!

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №23661
 13.12.2009
Kashir: It was a joke yesterday. I go to the chief engineer, who is the chief technician. I wanted to ask him what kind of mother I need under four cores. He sits like a fuck all of himself smart, hole, computer scientist, and speaks "special. Am I referring to you? Go to the Saport, there you will be explained everything you want"!

What is Eugene?

Kashmir is yes. A trainee is sitting next to him, and he says, “There’s,” “there’s,” “there’s,” “there’s,” “there’s,” “there’s,” “there’s,” “there’s,” “there’s,” “there’s,” “there’s,” “there’s,” “there’s,” “there’s,” “there’s,” “there’s,” “there’s,” “there’s,” “there’s,” “there’s,” “there’s,” “there’s,” “there’s,” “there’s,” “there’s,” “there’s,” “there’s,” “there’s,” “there’s,” “there’s,” “there’

Dennis: And what?

Kashir: He knows his cha, Evgenich began to collect his things, and the trainee to fill the seats... Then he explained that the boss said, Evgenich is too clever for this job. Let it sit in the saporte. ? ? ?

Dennis: Pizzetz from him technical support )))))))

Kashir: Fuck, all the harmful systems would be there! And instead of them, such trainees, for whom it is easier to explain than to get out of it!

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №23660
 13.12.2009
After duty at the 38th hour of sleep deprivation, I am troubled by the question:
Can I wipe the tape of Mebius?

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №23659
 13.12.2009
R3TR0: I just saw how on the channel the emile panel advertised fur products.pppc,they would still come to join the ranks of the Greenpeace in a nork hat

[ + 68 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №23658
 13.12.2009
"I’m not going to go to bed on TV, I’m going to go to bed."
I told you that long ago...

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №23657
 13.12.2009
This is what happens when you don’t set up the code.

<xxx> YRN MHRE ONDSHLUK WRN MHRE MY Gfs?
<yyy> is it not?
<xxx> YAHUSHUA = YAHUSHUA, YAHUSHUA
<yyy> I now know what is thansluck

Now let’s look at her with the eyes of xxx:

<xxx> who raised that thread on the Gfs?
<yyy> is it up?
<xxx> picked up= started, set up
<yyy> With Ferretch Ooba, UFC FBLPE raised

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №23656
 13.12.2009
Boy: That’s why when you don’t read a flash drive, a boy just doesn’t do it with a laptop. Checks ports, resets drivers, etc. And the girl takes, just smoothes the laptop and says, “Well, cute, let’s make money, and this fool starts working?”! to

This is an injustice... natural.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №23655
 13.12.2009
XXX: What are you doing?
YYY: Yeah, I’m writing something in a cheek.
XXX: AAA
Are you in two windows?
YYY: No, in one
XXX is strange
XXX: You are writing to me.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №23654
 13.12.2009
I don’t know how you do, but if my mom wants me to leave something so that in the morning I can find it, she’ll put it on the keyboard.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №23653
 13.12.2009
The telephone conversation
Nicholas: I thought she was too big... well, this, the pocket for the nipples... I forgot.
The elevator?
Nicholas: Yes, he is the...

[ + 91 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №23652
 13.12.2009
He and she went home to him.(It was his first time)
He: Dear, please put a cup of tea... I want tea.
She: Sunny, and where is your tea?
It is... in the kitchen.
She: I understood, and where is the kitchen?
It is around the tea.)

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №23651
 13.12.2009
by ASK@
ah... I’ve got a good luck... I’m at the party, sorry for the details, the bustgalt sutra has broken))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

by ASK@
I don’t think I’m going to mind ?

Kid
How is what
You are like a child, wear a transparent coat.

[ + 61 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №23650
 13.12.2009
Nothing brings you up in the morning like a grain poured on the stairs.

Miller

[ + 64 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №23649
 13.12.2009
XXX: You probably thought that there should be something good in the Soviet television? So I decided to put in every bit of gold.
XXX: It would be better, however, to carefully wrap it with an insulator to some particular place, so that it would be easier to find!
YYY: Why why?
Do you remember our TVs?? to
Each instruction had a complete electronic scheme. And the one who needed to know how with the help of a pair of diodes to turn the television into an extinguisher of the on-board radars of phantoms or there in an interferon, and the Soviet microwaves could even shoot down cruise missiles.
YYY: I’m even afraid to imagine what the true purpose of the Eureka washing machine was.

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