From the correspondence:
Who are you working for?
- SM
The Sado Mazo?! to
I almost guessed. Police officer

ToRiMe: Generally speaking, I went to training today, let’s think I’ll throw the rubbish out. I pulled out the bag and put it in the corridor. I approached and almost fell out of laughter, because on the package he found this inscription:
Want to know what’s in the package? Take a look at the new IKEA catalogue." :)

Online store of dishes:
Do you have small cocktails under the vodka?
What amount?
A... a litre.

I’m talking about buying clothes with my girlfriend.
And here she says. Either you enter into my position or you never enter into me.

XXX is
By the way, who are you working for?

YYYY
Professor of Science of one university. Not like it?

XXX is
Young, 29 years old

YYYY
Three towers, two candidates
There has already been one microscope.
Soon, most of his work was sent to Nashville.
Now I work much less, I almost abandoned the doctorate.

XXX is
> sent by Nahui > pro-rector of science

YYYY
Didn’t your father use such ugly words in his life?

XXX is
no no no... "on hook" writes separately

YYYY
I am ready to bet with you.
Based on the rules of the Russian language, yes.
but this idiom has long become self-sufficient, so it can be used as it sounds

XXX is
I believe, I believe, the Minister

For us, if something is based on real events, then coincidences are necessarily coincidental.

There will be a hunter for the fisherman.

I’m not a fisherman, but I sometimes fished when I was a child.
We had on the river "Red" a small such cottage - a favourite place of the sims and kizhuch. And only the shore, under which they loved to rest, was painfully torn. I tried, and so on, but did not reach the loop to the fish to arc. Gambling is gambling. I came down from the shore, I stretch, and I also do not reach, but I slowly so dive. The shoes are already full. Water on the belt. Suddenly I feel a movement on the shore. The first thought, of course, was fish surveillance, it was probably because I was a braconier at the time.
I immediately carefully put the loop on the water and the type is not at work.
By the maximum depicted that I take water procedures here. A little bit of naturalism. With a blessed smile, I raise my eyes and shrink. Because a healthy bear stands on the shoreline and looks at me not very kindly, without a smile. Did I occupy his fishing place, or did he not endure the braconniers at all?
In short, I understood something special and had no time. How I started from place.
I’m not going to go into details, and I don’t remember, to be honest. I remember only that everything was shaking, and I was in the right direction, in the opposite direction of the cosap.
Soon he jumped out on the road, there rested and broke already slowly, at the end of the forces. He did not take ten steps, but two people met him on a motorbike.
They slowed around me, “What are you, they ask, without boots?” I looked at your copper, but there were no boots. Maybe I’ve jumped out of them in the cottage, maybe along the way where they took off, but on the legs, some socks, and those, as a sin, torn. I explained the situation, I say, "The bear is healthy there, don't dry on the cottage. It hurts he is not in the mood today, to see, not from that leg got up." They smiled and went on.
Three hundred meters passed, I turn around, I look back. Without me, I’t have stopped. But they slowed down, rested and did not smile anything anymore. The faces are pale. I ask, “Men, did you get my boots there by chance? They looked at each other:
What shoes, we forgot about the motorcycle!

Women are like children, almost in tears and to their mother.
A woman is like an inspector of GIBDD: the hernia will talk, the money will take away, the mood will ruin, and you are also to blame.
A woman, like an embassy, may not be allowed to go to Thailand with friends.
A woman in a shopping center is like a router, until you scream, she will not stop.
A woman is like a theater, a comedy today, a tragedy tomorrow, and a tour in another city after tomorrow.
A woman is like a favorite sweater, you love it, of course, but you need it in Turkey?
A woman - like a teacher at the exam, as if prepared everything correctly told, and she hoped you and caught some little stuff.
A woman is like tea, someone loves the stronger, who is not very, and someone with a friend one bag for two.
A woman is like a footballer, lies standing and you think “simulate or not?”“”

I fell in love with such a girl.. 18 years old, studying off-site, working, the figure is all with me, the hair is long, the eyes are green, like Kachiri ^_^
WOW, but is it stupid?
Ohhhh no! I have something to talk about, and I am erudite. I sit down and think...this doesn’t happen...where is the bottom?
... Later...
She has a boyfriend, she has a boyfriend.

The thought broke my brain: There was no woman in the second warcraft. The atmosphere was military.

I always thought that if I had a girlfriend playing L2, we would be cool together. Well there is common interests, mutual understanding and all that. What was my disappointment when I saw myself from the side...

Today is the day of the Accountant, the nail of the program, the burning of the Odmin on the fire=)

c) Maxxxi

Maximka has several favorite cartoons, in particular "Treasure Island" and "Three of Prostokwasino". Sometimes it happens this way:

Who is there? Postman Pechkin, brought a black label for your boy!

Rainy
Fuck, do not distract
Rainy
I am an engineer for 2 hours.
Rainy
One line has passed >_<

Kiss: Zaya I was in the joule today
MaxNLO: Where was you...?
Kiss: Well in the joule. Like Google there.
Maxwell: I am sorry.

I remember seeing a bank "Hermes"
In ancient Greece, Hermes was the god of victory and theft.

<xxx>: The slaughter, organized by Major Evsyukov in the island, according to the investigation, lasted from 0.30 to 2.20, that is, almost two hours.
<xxx>: and where was the police these two hours? = is
<yyy>: the militia in the person of Evsyukov was at the scene of the incident
<xxx>: a, well okay

Pelmeni, doširaki, pelmeni... I can save a couple of lost souls from gastritis.
So, to prepare such a fast, simple, cheap, high-calorie and delicious dish like manna flour we will need:
1st Manna crops (about 17 rubles per kilogram)
2nd Milk (about 18 rubles per half-liter pack)
Three The water.
4 is Emalled pot (preferably emalled so that milk does not burn).
On a low fire, boil half a liter of milk. A weak fire is very important, so that milk does not burn and does not run away, so you need to stand and watch. While it boils, add it and mix 2 tablespoons of sugar. After boiling milk we measure the manches of approximately 3/8 200-gram glass and sink a thin jet into boiling milk continuously mixing so that there are no bits. We further reduce the fire and continue to interfere with the thickening mixture. If the flour seems liquid - add more grains, but don't get excited, otherwise it will swell and you will get a glue. Mix for 3-5 minutes until it gets thick and remove from the fire. We pour into a plate, take a piece of bread, a spoonful, fiercely woven.
It is strictly forbidden to use ketchup and mayonnaise. Rice oil is welcome, but not necessary.
Plus - cheap, delicious, fast (sufficient for 10 minutes), clearly more useful than soybeans and chemical plates. The cooking skill is minimal.
Disadvantages - you need to get rid of the compass for 10 minutes.
Have a good appetite!

[02:35:38] <Petroff> Who is going to watch?
[02:35:53] <kissеloff> Petroff: look at the time.

X: Do you have a dream?
YYYYYYYYYYYY
Fuck everything alive.
It will pass... I’m talking about a dream...
Yyy: and even the cows of God.)
XXX: A kind of...