From the revelations known:
You don't understand, my mom always carried me on the electric car, bought a ticket and gave in the legs. Then I asked a friend with whom I was actually driving to look after me. And when the train departed, we dropped our tickets and joyfully ran from the wagon to the wagon at the stops.
So the phrase "I lack adrenaline, what to do, where to get it" is a nuance))"

Dee: Looking at the huge line at the metro’s box office, it seems like the 1st of every month for most passengers comes as suddenly as the first snow falls for road services.

All of our favourite ramblers:

Hunting dog killed two men

But here my cat in contact is in a group of CS lovers, drawing graffiti with fish and gluing cats!)))
And when they ask how it is that we are online with him at the same time, I say that the cat is sitting on the mobile phone...

A friend is studying in Baumanka, we talk, I ask about exams.

evolonteer (22:52:16 30/11/2009)
Will there be a lot of exams?

Highlander (22:52:52 30/11/2009)
4 is

evolonteer (22:53:11 30/11/2009)
The complicated?

Highlander (22:55:12 30/11/2009)
Two in physics and two in physics.

What, came a month called "What-Plans-On-NG?"

<1> this is the
<2> what does it mean to you?
I studied in music school for 10 years, served as a tank driver for 2 years, studied economist for 5 years.
<2> k chemu eta biografiya?
<1> so I’m working with Sysadmin!! to
<2> a che logichno =))
<2> 10 let razvival palci, 2 uchil mati, 5 uchilsya nikat svoi kosyaki =)
<1> 8)

to this:
> There are still more suitable girls, not fans)
The > Theatre The full hall. "Innovation and development"

— — —
I went to the cinema with my girlfriend. The whole film she stood and achaled from the vampire-Edward, then from the cat-turner. I scratched my teeth and endured.
In the first row was a cute girl who attracted my attention by periodically making attempts to slip from the chair and bumping something under her nose. Listened to...
Idiots... they’re all idiots... fucking, where has he eaten so many steroids? Edward, you finally get to sleep! Shoot that fool.
To the man sitting with her:
Well, here is the wreckage, right?
I sat down and jealously envyed this little boy... I will meet without him – I will marry!! to

I will never forget how in the kindergarten the teacher asked us the task of adequacy. And it consisted of the following: in front of us on the board attached 3 squares: red, blue and green. The following question was asked:
How are these figures different?
Somewhere out of the children’s crowd came a scream:
The red square is a little bigger.
But fucking, he really was more.

From the comments to the demotivator with Amy Winehouse:

Winehouse is burning. I would blow it every day as many times as the member would stand, and when he could not stand, he would lick with his tongue, and then satisfy with his hands. School does not understand.
Let us get acquainted.

Flying home, covered by a stroke of diarrhea, I dreamed of sitting on my own.
White friend and I will be happy to relax.
But my dream suddenly broke about the closed doors of the toilet, where
I barricaded my bride, who decided not to waste time for nothing and
Time to make a manicure. For more than half an hour, she could not shave.
Waiting for the lawn to dry...
Dare to...

I wish I lived to the end of the world.
I would then find a place where the most people were gathered, I would wait for the moment when everything would begin to collapse, and at that very moment I would run to some height, so that everyone could see me, and with all my strength I would shout out something like "Well, we will be happy!"!"
Wow, do you need it?! to
“Well, throw it away, then a few thousand people who will hear me will die with the thought of ‘A dwarf!’”

Funny is? Not funny? Where is the "Pizdec" button I’ve been waiting for all these years?

Admines are virgins. I liked the quote, pressed the plus. And now the quote may and like, but press "funny" somehow the finger does not rise...

A 2-year-old girl trains her dad while her mom is cooking.
Dad is playing in headsets.
The tribe approaches the father and asks for the "eye and eye" (in translation, well, wait!)
Dad still plays in headsets.
“Krokha pulls Daddy for his trousers, eye and snail! “Papa, Voku and Zuku!”
Dad still plays.
The tribe approaches the system block and with a gentle voice on the chant says "kno-o-opka, kno-o-opka-a!"
Dad still plays.
The child is pressing the button.
Dad is untoldly happy :-[ and in all acceptable terms praises the child for cleverness and still includes a cartoon
The tribe jumps on the ass and knocks on the palms)))

dpi (00:52:31)
I wanted to ask, have you heard anecdotes that don’t tell the debboebs?
Antony (00:53:02)
It is not =)
Antony (00:53:11)
I am intrigued
dpi (00:53:20)
and ROFL
Antony (00:53:34)
and ROFL
Antony (00:53:36)
The Fucks
Antony (00:53:43)
Just arrived

All right, good night :-)
He is calm. Judah Lowe in a romantic dream.
She: Tom, I don’t know who it is
He said: Let’s get to know!

XXX: I hear that he loves me

See, if there is about 0.7 vodka in the blood, then how many years is a bus ride?
yyy: if he did not pose a danger on the road, and did not resist, the rights will be deprived for a year. If you go on a trip, you can take it for 3 years.
What if the building of the city library was cut off? Has it moved double?

I stand in the pharmacy, a guy with a girl approaches to the box office:
The context of the tornado, sorry.
Give me another test.
The cashier looked up at the man. He cannot withstand:
I need condoms anyway. Suddenly...