The xxx:
You owe me that bottle 😉

YYYY :
Ok to Ok. As I drink, I give.

If even one word falls into the abyss, I will marry :)

Sick with influenza.
My wife entered the interferon in my nose.
I went into the room with my son, waiting for him to wake up.
The son says "what are you waiting for? Go to" I say through a dream: "It is too early to bury me - the body has not yet cooled."

Are girls tall?
YYY: Do you like the cunnilingus standing?

You have a router, right?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx d-link is I am a masochist! 😉 and ROFL
YYY what are you doing? She has which?
XXX is the same :)

<raven> it was necessary to think about creating a topic on the forum "circumcision and what it is eaten with";

Are you also a normal person and do not celebrate pseudo-feasts in the likeness of Halloween?

A few years ago, a friend was flying from the United States to the Caribbean with local airlines. The white man in the room was alone. And the plane got into a terrible talk, almost crashed, eventually settled almost accidentally.
I ask him later:

What did you think of in those moments?

It will be easy to recognize me.

I created my website drawn it in the front page, and today went to it, and there in the entire screen a huge inscription "JOPA", and the bottom is written not in Russian "Dark hacker has crashed this resource."
Tell me what this all means and can it be related to the technical work on the hosting I paid for!!!? When will my website return?? to

Admin's team: Cinderella, we recommend you read the article on security %link%. Moreover, we will help you restore your site to its state on 01.10.09, despite the fact that this is not part of our obligations. I haven’t laughed so long ago, thank you for this post.
With respect, administrator %hosting_name%

There are girls - a pure angel, the embodiment of beauty, humility and virtue. Until the mouth is opened.
What is Caries? :D
HGH: Aga, cerebral caries

People are kind, I speak like a doctor epidemiologist: wearing masks on the street and in the subway is not good, but harmful.
Why: the mask is not designed to be worn during physical activity (fast walking on the street)
When you wear a mask, you have hypoxia and forced (enhanced) breathing - the air, deforming the mask, jumps through its edges.
Then, entering the room where people are already and you can actually get infected, you continue to breathe for a while instead of the nose - mouth through these gaps.
As a result, you will get pneumonia instead of flu with nasopharyngitis and tracheitis - because the virus will jump through the upper respiratory tract.
And primary influenza pneumonia - in a large percentage of cases is fatal, unlike inflammation of the upper respiratory tract.

I go here in the bus, in front of me is a girl with my mother, a daughter from the age of 5 and between them there is this conversation:

Mom, what is an orgasm?
How do you know this word?
The teachers said
This is when your mouth is full and you are fine.

My girlfriend decided to impress me completely with her culinary abilities and so decided to stick me with palms in the shape of hearts! Specially cut the test of the desired shape and filling them with meat glued the cute meat hearts! When I was invited to visit this party and had the honor of sharing a meal with the future aunt then forever I remembered her phrase: "Interesting what kind of pelmeni came out, in the shape of the ass! And some just broke in the perineum and from there the meat climbs!" I loved my friend even more, but I never ate the peelmeat!
Nelife

Oh, there is a little chocolate. It’s dark, do you eat it?
I am not a racist...

History from the class of Moscow legends: Moscow, Vavilov Street - those who do not know, in the middle of the street - tramways, passing part of 2.5 rows of cars, in some cases can fit three. The beginning of winter. A witness stood at the stop.
The tram enters, the loading of passengers begins, the merin-500 stops in the left row, then the boomer-750 rolls up, stands up to the right, bypassing the people at the stop... Looking at the chic cars, everyone roars in half a voice, but they endure...
The start of the tram from the stop coincides with the appearance behind the steep cars of a wooly Zaporozhye, who tries to slip and tear without stopping.
Visibly not calculated... first he wipes the left ear of the merin, apparently in horror of what was done sharply takes to the right and the third boomer.... Dying for a couple of seconds and shooting all the 30 horses the rush from the spot, jumping through the borders on the sidewalk and breaking the crawling bushes with a knock and a screw is taken to the courtyard... No scene... From the cars come out two “typical”, blindly looking at each other, the driver of the boomer, addressing the people at the stop:
Has anyone remembered the number?
In response to a smile and a friendly no-and with a shade of disgust.

<ov3rfl0w>blin... all people like people, get drunk, get acquainted with girls, get in the police, scratch or at least wake up in a strange apartment...
<Dreammaker> I’m afraid to ask) what happened last night?
<ov3rfl0w>ya was written by archivist ^_^

Nikon vs Canon
One of the eternal disputes, with a striking regularity arising on photographic forums, takes its roots in the 17th century, when Patriarch Nikon, on the initiative of the Tsar, conducted the reform of the Orthodox Church.
This reform led to the division of believers into followers of Nikon (Nikonists) and those who wanted to live according to the old canon (Canonists).
The further development of events is well-known, the only question remains open, with what photography is here.

How is the mood after Halloween?
The Uber Coffee.
XHH: How is it?? to
yyy: sushi, shrimp and depression (((

We used to help our grandmothers cross roads. Pay for mobile services in machines.

The letter in the key does not work.
What is?
Who makes the first astronaut - Yuri Aarin!