He wanted tea, opened the refrigerator, saw milk, wanted coffee, I sat down and drank quas.
I mean, am I not logical?

In order for the girl to not cool to you, it is better to fry her.

A man teaches a girl:
- Yes, now you take the flash and insert it into the camera until a click...
I said to the point, not to the point!!! to

Not so long ago I heard from the zombie painter that Peter’s students spent an annual stock of No. 2 products in 3 months. To the question: "What is it?" they calmly answered: "Fuck..."
You will not argue...

[Huragh]: Oh shit, it is enough to dime
To be fooled!
We will bring you a guild.
To be fooled!
Are you a bot?
To be fooled!
[GM#03]: Hello to you.
To be fooled!
Say hello to you.
[GM#03]: You have received a complaint.
To be fooled!
What kind of?
[GM#03]: You are suspected of using bot programs.
To be fooled!
It is sad.
[GM#03]: Please turn off the automatic response.
To be fooled!
I don’t know how >_<

He: How to combine my piston with your cylinder?
She: I can not.
He is :????? to
She: I am on the plan.
He is :????? to
She: Yes, I have monthly... monthly!

TunGer: For two and a half months now, my girlfriend and I have sex every day! I wonder how much more we will have?
>> ~FERZH~: A month does not bother?
>> TunGer: and she didn’t have them yet)
>> TunGer: I’m going to be happy!!!!! to

I work in resuscitation. We have a baby stool hanging on the wall, underneath it the inscription in large letters: "Emergency call of the surgeon!")))))

Kruger: I want to command the talks!! to
Kruger is fucking! The Nations!!! to

XXX is
What is the synonym for the word ' came'?

YYYY
slowed

XXX is
Of the 15 respondents, only three wrote 'stepped'

SE[re]GA: And I cut off at the last couple, and woke up from the fact that the teacher was singing the crib "I do not lie down on the edge" I raise my head and think:"All my fuck" but no, it was singing to another guy, who also slept =)

XXX - In China for bribery executed
Yyy – And in Iran – for homosexuality...
Zzz – Generally speaking, our officials would be executed both in China and Iran.

Q: How to bend a spoon with a look?
A: Throw a heavy look at her from above.

A neighbor in the apartment, being a blonde not only in hair color, but also in the state of the soul, brought her glamorous cat from the house.
I ask: Has the block hit the sky for a month, walking around your facade?
She (with sincere surprise): No, we have a high fence. Where are the fleas from?

We have a service called "Service for the implementation of electricity transmission services" - abbreviated SRU. Today, the chief of the same service from Zhygulevsk calls, suckles from laughter, says - I apologize, but I am from the ZPO of the SRU.

Now Sisadmin came in, stumbled onto the bowl and cried out loudly: "Ait your mother!" =)

He is:
Do you love cooking or not?
She is:
To be honest, I don’t like it.
But for the sake of a loved one, I’ll be ready for that too.)
He is
When a man is referred - he is always in a good mood)))
She
I’m embarrassed to ask...what do you do? ?

― What are you doing?
― The History of the World
― It’s really good :)

Fl4tron: I go to the institute by electric car and every day, on the wall of some warehouse, I see the inscription 'Nazism is always in fashion. So, I want to express a huge thank you to the person who added ' in the middle of the piddars' before this inscription. thank you!

Explain to me what Sophism is.
Tell me, are you a man?
1 is??? to
1: How is it
2: And tell me, Jora... are you a pitcher?
1 by Choo?
2: Ask for an Explanation
So I have to answer stupid questions.
2: Yes or No
1: No of course.
2: And tell me, Jora, are you masturbating?
Do you explain philosophy correctly?
2: Yes
2: Who doesn’t do it?
1: Let’s say yes
But agree, masturbating is like having sex with yourself.
1 – – – –
And since you are a man, onying, you have sex with a man.
2: Therefore, you are a pedorras
To ask you once again...