The Auto Forum:

XHH: Tell me where can I buy nitrogen oxide and how long do I get it?
Q: What kind of car do you have?
The Toyota King, 1996
Listen – go see the movie!

antilopaGnoo: I read a price list for clinical laboratory trials of one medical laboratory.
Quote:" Complex 37 The student. "After the ball" HIV, Syphilis, Hepatitis, Chlamydia trachomatis"
The jokes are there.)

A friend told him that he was a half-Arab, half-Jewish boss at his office, who, in general, cracks for every penny and demands for employees as terrorists.

From the forum FRTK - MFTI:
XXX I will give a few guppies, algae and shrimp.
The YYY reason?
ZZZ is dead.

YYYY :
Every time in the next guests of me, as a computer worker, pulled to look at the sick computer, I do not refuse and go to treat him, but think of myself: God, thank you that I am not a gynecologist.

I am amazed by the girls.
Namely, their ability to hold on to a vertical order in public transport, which makes it much more convenient to bump into a bag in search of a ticket.

yyy (22:24:03 14/09/2009)
What are you doing tomorrow evening?

xxx (22:25:17 14/09/2009)
MMM I am free. and what?

yyy (22:27:24 14/09/2009)
I am just very curious.

The wife is driving for the third day, at enormous speed barely enters the turn.
Why do you drive at 80 km/h?
In response, shut up, it’s so hard!

I play online games, I watch anime, I work at McDonald's, I drive on Lada "Calina", I have a phone "Motorolla", I work on OP "Windows Vista", I want "Seven", but I can't reset the system, I watch "House-2", I listen to "Ranetki", I'm snuck in comments, PiFU PHOTOS TAKMI BuKKAFKAMI f ChatIkaH and fssqKet, I'm pushing in the transport, Fursenkomy Kumir, and I'm EMO!
With respect,
The Unknown Fuck

XXX: there will be a rock festival bikers. It is called Golden Rain. I thought it was better not to look for info about it.

How many movies on the screw, I want to see what is not :)

From the vacancies website:
A young, dynamic company requires a broad-profile system administrator with powerful intelligence, many hands and a panther reaction.

They would definitely fit one of the Indian gods.

The Trade Center. 3 signs in a row : scooters, motorcycles, monuments=))

You know, they say in Italy for murder only a month give O_o
In China, they are also paid.

xxxx: And you know that in the very center of the Kremlin, in the most secret safe is stored the most secret file? And in this folder it is written that Russia is the greatest and most powerful country in the world, that the Russian people do not sleep, but develop science and arts, that they have the highest standard of living, high salaries and pensions, the best education and medical care, that Russia has the most polite and disciplined drivers and pedestrians, the best roads, that there is no corruption in Russia at all! On especially long and cold winter evenings, Putin gets this folder... he reads... he reads something out loud to Medvedev... sometimes both cry...

In the advertisement of Dove chocolate, you are waiting for what they will say: unlike other chocolates, our chocolate consists of a quarter of moisturizing cream.

I am a pilot. On my birthday, and I am on the other end of the country, given the time difference, I rush to have time to congratulate her. I call. She takes the phone and shouts joyfully:
Are you not in heaven?? to
The Yellow!! "In the heavens" and "In the heavens" are different expressions.

The metrologist will tell you that after a kilogram comes a ton.
But the true Aitishneek knows that after a kilogram goes a meter, then - a hectare, and only after a hectare - a tonne.

Cocktail.Jazz-fest.Gathered in the evening for a concert.They took food, drinks and watermelon with them.But on the way it was torn down.As a result of which a small crack was formed on it.Later we met the Kievans (we ourselves from Donetsk), who offered us to drink a chacha with them:
Q: Do you have breakfast?
I: There is an arbus
Is there a knife?
Why a knife?
With these words, I grabbed the watermelon and broke it into two parts.For twenty seconds they were silent and looked at the watermelon, then at me.

From the website of the tattoo salon: "We guarantee that the tattoo will remain on your body for the rest of your life and for at least two weeks after your death..."