Lepr
Just just:
He was appointed "Public Relations Specialist". The girl is completely free to operate with the words "pizzetz", "pizzetz" and "in the pussy did not stick".
Efrith
A valuable picture =D

Sexualinaya: I have not heard. Do you like Timothy?
[CC-mne]: I am a fan of him. He is so cool!!! to
Sexualinaya: I also like it.
CC: I like it. His psychedelic theory is a miracle!!! to
Sexualinaya: A new song? I did not listen yet. Does she have? I like “Heaven’s Crying.”
[CC-mne]: Yes This theory of psychedelics is a song. Speaking about limiting LSD is a revolution.
[Sexualinaya] YesHe is so cool!! I would so love to meet him.
[CC-mne]: You will meet him. He is dead. You will meet him in heaven.
[Sexualinaya] : Timothy is dead???? When is???? to
Timothy Leary, the greatest psychologist, founder of the theory of mind and the father of psychedelics, passed away on August 31, 1996. I offer to honor his memory with three hours of silence.

Once in school, boys and girls argued: Who would be better? The girls in their favor brought a strong argument: boys need to shave, and they - not.

I want a banana.
I want beer.
XXX: The Man
Tagged: pidaras

Fuck, here's who knew 5 years ago, coming up with the first nick in the counter strike, that you'll be so called all your life later.

Answer to:

xxxx: And you know that in the very center of the Kremlin, in the most secret safe is stored the most secret file? And in this folder it is written that Russia is the greatest and most powerful country in the world, that the Russian people do not sleep, but develop science and arts, that they have the highest standard of living, high salaries and pensions, the best education and medical care, that Russia has the most polite and disciplined drivers and pedestrians, the best roads, that there is no corruption in Russia at all! On especially long and cold winter evenings, Putin gets this folder... he reads... he reads something out loud to Medvedev... sometimes both cry...
_______

And they take it in turn, and read the passages from it at 21:00 on the First Channel.

Evangelicall: We are now working with the bats in the country..He went out of the garage for some shit and he was in a whirlwind, himself, biting the Axis. He, swallowing, knocks down and breaks his glasses, turns his leg, slides and falls into the pit... mothering, going for the bow, hitting his head on a large branch. Smashed high - onion juice got into the eyes. He is sitting, can’t work – his eyes are tearing.
Here I sit and think to remind him how he asked this morning for my broken cup, “Who am I so unwise with?” or “Who will kill me?”

It is only in Russia, to cheat, to buy a certificate that you are not a drug addict is worth 50r, and to get officially - 200r.

Are we fighting corruption, Dmitry Anatolyevich?

In the ass of no one
The Agent of Nobody
In contact with no one
1000: BRU: Everybody is out of the matrix

I, as an administrator, wonder what kind of shit this is "I am a beginner "aztic oitshnjeg", with a corresponding passion for lexicon."
This is kind of "I know karate, kung fu, jiu jitsu and other terrible words!"
would kill.

I left my computer at home on.

The xxx:

YYYY :
Hi House

(the name of the cat)

Now on the radio:

They want to open a pure hockey channel soon. But the rating should be so that the girls also watch it.

Chapter 2: I have an idea. You can broadcast from the dressing room as they change clothes there. And you can do this: someone scored a goal and immediately: the shadow scored such a thing, 23 years, a contract of $ 800,000 a year, not married, the address such a thing, the phone...

The Kaspersky Fire -
"Discovered unlicensed P / O. Remove it?"
The first thought – look at yourself!

We deliver soft toys. There are many in the office. I sit at the table, past the oriador, the boss (a serious brutal man) pulls a huge soft toy Belka, saying:
I have a white! And she laughs. 😉

Conversations in DC++:

Knee - Hello, tell me to see the movie
Spy – what are you?
Knee - well comedy there, adventure, horror, porn.
Spy - "The Adventures of Terrible Porn Clowns" will fit? )))

<Mayko> how to make a claim?
<kahcepb> need to start with "you are a whore"
<kahcepb> and then as usual

The granite of science, as a rule, has the taste of Doshyrak laps, less often - pelmen.

The dark past was once a bright future.
Bakunin in.

I recently read “The Lost Tub Saga” here and remembered the local saga.

I worked 15 years ago in an organization called The Heat Network. To provide the city and the area with hot water and heat.
We sent somehow a network brigade, which serves the pipeline network, to make a stitch in the current pipeline, i.e. to weld a piece of the pipe with a drive at the end to the pipe where hot water is already going, in order to connect the newly built house to hot water. And to do this action was in the area of the old housing fund built immediately after the war. The streets there, surprisingly, are very wide, and the houses are completely two-storey and very old, if it were not for the captive Germans, who built these houses in 1946, these houses would have long since collapsed. And it would be nothing, but there was no communication plan naturally. It was said that you will cover the water in the well and continue on the pipe. The water was blocked, but the pipe was not a task, they cannot find it. We made a few shurfs and found the pipe. Next is simpler. They picked up the welding generator, dragged the welder into the hole.
The welder begins to cut the pipe and here as a pillar of flame.
Everyone, except the worker. The pipeline was found, only the gas pipeline. Contacted by radio with the Gorgaz Emergency Service. There they were also scared at first, but then looked at their schemes, asked a few clarification questions and comforted. “Don’t worry, guys, this is a low-pressure pipe, in which gas goes to consumers, i.e. to the plates that are in the kitchens. So if you cut the pipe 5 meters away, then the problem is that there is a high-pressure pipeline.” “What to do? With the pipe?” asks the welder from the “Heatnet”. “Hey, take it and cook it!” The main thing is not to be afraid!They answer from Gorgaz. Hearing these words, the welder was quite daring and asked, "Maybe you know where our hot water pipe lies?"The gas drivers laughed, looked at their scheme, well, and co-oriented the welder. They are strict. When the gas was placed, all communications were applied.
P.S And the pipe welder boiled and made the necessary slice as well.

Panic on the Russian stock market. The OMON squad was wrong with the building.